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ur my bitch · 07-26-2005, 07:13 PM

This guy is proof that the Internet is the world's only safe haven for tiny peckerheads that talk tough, yet need to hide behind a keyboard.

Are you kidding me? This guy most likely max's out at 5'5". He lives at home and probably has to beg mom for his weekly allowance and to stay out past curfew. BUT>>get him on nubbles, and he is the baddest man in Indiana. This guy is a total dickhead

Carnivorous Flavor · 07-26-2005, 07:15 PM

he has beady eyes and looks stoned. and his eyebrows are incredibly short it seems. as if all the rest of his body hair was pulled by an unknown force to that mop he calls a 'do.

ur my bitch · 07-26-2005, 07:19 PM

he is a tiny little guy. maybe he has a 36" chest. He looks fragile. Like if I hit him on his ankle, his shoulder would break.

bloodyfart · 07-26-2005, 07:20 PM

hes not on the juice like i am

ur my bitch · 07-26-2005, 07:22 PM

how does he hold up his head having all that hair and such a little neck?

07-26-2005, 07:24 PM

Great another troll.

ur my bitch · 07-26-2005, 07:26 PM

waaaaaaaah

bloodyfart · 07-26-2005, 07:28 PM

dont mess with him, dont you see his posse in the background. they can get real ill.

malice · 07-26-2005, 07:59 PM

Dirty Harry is a fag

ur my bitch · 07-26-2005, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by malice:
Dirty Harry is a fag

DITTO

MAGICLIT · 07-26-2005, 08:32 PM

you guys are fags just for that, and i fucking loathe Harry BTW

ur my bitch · 07-27-2005, 12:02 AM

shut it magiclit.

malice · 07-27-2005, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ur my bitch:
shut it magiclit.

DITTO

MAGICLIT · 07-27-2005, 12:33 PM

Fags.

malice · 07-27-2005, 01:31 PM

Ms Clit, I'm no fag and I am willing to prove this by fucking that smile right off of your pretty little face.

Saint DH · 07-27-2005, 10:02 PM

You fucking losers can gang up on me all you want to try and make fun of me, but it really doesn't bother me at all. I mean, you say I'm the baddest mother fucker only behind a keyboard, yet I could say the same thing about all you fucks. The only thing you really have to work with is my long, puffy hair which no longer exists, which isn't very much.

And even though I really feel like I have absolutely nothing to prove to any of you fucking losers, I'll set a few things straight.

First off, I'm about 5' 8", which isn't very tall, but I'd consider myself average height. I guess I'm confident enough with myself not to have to measure how big my chest is to make myself feel good, so I don't really care much about that. I'd also like to comment on how good of shape I'm actually in, even though you apparently can't tell in the picture. I can run a sub 5 minute mile, bench press 215 lbs. and curl 75 lbs 21 times, and I only weigh 135. I know I'm not the biggest person in the world, but I could hold my own against any of you fucking cocksuckers, and I don't even know ju jitsu.

Finally I'd just like to explain how much better I am than all of you losers. First off, I go to college, majoring in biomedical engineering, and I have a 3.5 gpa. Secondly, I live in a big house with a huge backyard. I drive a $20k truck that's an 01 model. I have everything I want, including free time, and I'm smarter than every one of you losers.

So, even though I'm already more sucessful than you bitches will ever be, I'll be even moreso in about 2 years.

And I know that there'll probably be about 15 replies to this post, with each one of you losers attempting to trash talk me with a one line joke, but I don't care. Why don't I care? because I'll always have the comfort of knowing that I'm already better than all of you and I haven't even gotten out of school yet. If I were you guys, I would hate myself and commit suicide.

Beebs · 07-27-2005, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
I can run a sub 5 minute mile, bench press 215 lbs. and curl 75 lbs 21 times, and I only weigh 135. I know I'm not the biggest person in the world, but I could hold my own against any of you fucking cocksuckers, and I don't even know ju jitsu.

I've got nothing special against you, but curling 75lbs 21 times while benching 215 is....odd to say the least, why spend that much time on curls?

And you are pretty delusional if you think you could fight some of these guys. I'm probably as strong or stronger than everyone on here, but that doesn't mean I can grapple with them.

ur my bitch · 07-27-2005, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
The only thing you really have to work with is my long, puffy hair

um, how about the fact that you're 5'8", that you only weigh 135 (what real man weighs 135?), you live in Indiana, you talk about your big house, yet you live at home with mommy. You have a $20k '01 truck ( you hill billy famr boy) and you used to have puffy faggity hair. Basically, everything you have your mommy bought for you, all but your puffy do. You look like a friggin Chia Pet, you probably run a sub 5 minute mile because you spend so much time running away from the guys who beat you up the closet thing to pussy you get is a 5'8" 135 lb puffy haired fag in Indiana.

3.5 in bio engineering, BFD...so you are going to work in a some lab in Indiana all your life. Seems fitting for a lilipution like yourself. This way you can hide from the public, work in your lab and never have to socialize in person again.

Yes Dirty Harry, UR My Bitch

[ July 27, 2005, 10:08 PM: Message edited by: ur my bitch ]

Repugnant Abomination · 07-28-2005, 12:27 AM

Well now. This should be entertaining.

[ July 27, 2005, 10:29 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

Lucy Fur · 07-28-2005, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:
Well now. This should be entertaining.

when train starts "outing" someone, it always is

[ July 27, 2005, 10:34 PM: Message edited by: Lucy Fur ]

ur my bitch · 07-28-2005, 12:48 AM

yeah, that Train guy is crazy.

[img]graemlins/sexxor.gif[/img]

AcTivE · 07-28-2005, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ur my bitch:
um, how about the fact that you're 5'8", that you only weigh 135 (what real man weighs 135?), you live in Indiana, you talk about your big house, yet you live at home with mommy.

real men were born in the hood, and with a gun in their hand. they don't take shit from no one, and they bust a cap in anyone who crosses em. they know how to fuck pussy right, and slap the bitches up when they do wrong. real men don't get made fun of.

ProfessorNumber · 07-28-2005, 03:49 AM

To his credit, Dirty really isn't a bitch in real life. I could see him as the kind of kid who would fight nearly anyone, but end up getting his ass beat, due to the fact that he's 5'8 and only 135.

But, on the other hand I really don't like people who don't know their limits and go around acting like they are hot fucking shit. So what you have a 20k truck and an expensive education. I'd fight you anyday if you talked shit to me in real life. No, I'm not going to go out of my way to arrange it, but if you do happen to see me in real life, feel free to call me out on this offer; I'll take your life like I take little kid's candy.

Anyway, I'm done with my hardass spree andd its past my bed-time.

Saint DH · 07-28-2005, 06:04 AM

believe me, I know my limits, and on the internet there are none, so I really don't give a shit. I can pretty much take anyone on over it. It's not very hard either. Especially when the people you're fighting are really stupid. I mean if I saw this big ass thug nigga, I wouldn't walk up to him and start talking shit, and let's be real here, not many people would.

I really don't like having to break out the fact that I have an expensive truck and whatnot, but since these fucks feel like they can talk down to me, I have to put them in their place below me in society.

by the way I just won $10,000 on a strach off lotto ticket.

[ July 28, 2005, 04:05 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

ur my bitch · 07-28-2005, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
. I mean if I saw this big ass thug nigga,

LMAO at Dirty Harriet trying to act hard online and busting out his MTV hip hop jargon to try to back his smack talk.

And, since when is a $20k truck an expensive vehicle? Not only are you tiny, but you've got issues with reality. Harriet...you live in INDIANA, you drive a basic cheap model truck and you are a B level studentdoomed to live your life in a lab coat, staying tiny and always being smaller than the women you pay to date you.

07-26-2005, 07:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	he has beady eyes and looks stoned. and his eyebrows are incredibly short it seems. as if all the rest of his body hair was pulled by an unknown force to that mop he calls a 'do.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

07-26-2005, 07:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	hes not on the juice like i am
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-26-2005, 07:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Great another troll.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

07-26-2005, 07:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	dont mess with him, dont you see his posse in the background. they can get real ill.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-26-2005, 08:32 PM	#11 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	you guys are fags just for that, and i fucking loathe Harry BTW
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-26-2005, 07:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	This guy is proof that the Internet is the world's only safe haven for tiny peckerheads that talk tough, yet need to hide behind a keyboard. Are you kidding me? This guy most likely max's out at 5'5". He lives at home and probably has to beg mom for his weekly allowance and to stay out past curfew. BUT>>get him on nubbles, and he is the baddest man in Indiana. This guy is a total dickhead

07-26-2005, 07:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	he is a tiny little guy. maybe he has a 36" chest. He looks fragile. Like if I hit him on his ankle, his shoulder would break.

07-26-2005, 07:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	how does he hold up his head having all that hair and such a little neck?

07-26-2005, 07:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	waaaaaaaah

07-26-2005, 07:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	Dirty Harry is a fag

07-27-2005, 12:02 AM	#12 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	shut it magiclit.

07-27-2005, 12:33 PM	#14 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Fags.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-27-2005, 01:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	Ms Clit, I'm no fag and I am willing to prove this by fucking that smile right off of your pretty little face.

07-27-2005, 10:02 PM	#16 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	You fucking losers can gang up on me all you want to try and make fun of me, but it really doesn't bother me at all. I mean, you say I'm the baddest mother fucker only behind a keyboard, yet I could say the same thing about all you fucks. The only thing you really have to work with is my long, puffy hair which no longer exists, which isn't very much. And even though I really feel like I have absolutely nothing to prove to any of you fucking losers, I'll set a few things straight. First off, I'm about 5' 8", which isn't very tall, but I'd consider myself average height. I guess I'm confident enough with myself not to have to measure how big my chest is to make myself feel good, so I don't really care much about that. I'd also like to comment on how good of shape I'm actually in, even though you apparently can't tell in the picture. I can run a sub 5 minute mile, bench press 215 lbs. and curl 75 lbs 21 times, and I only weigh 135. I know I'm not the biggest person in the world, but I could hold my own against any of you fucking cocksuckers, and I don't even know ju jitsu. Finally I'd just like to explain how much better I am than all of you losers. First off, I go to college, majoring in biomedical engineering, and I have a 3.5 gpa. Secondly, I live in a big house with a huge backyard. I drive a $20k truck that's an 01 model. I have everything I want, including free time, and I'm smarter than every one of you losers. So, even though I'm already more sucessful than you bitches will ever be, I'll be even moreso in about 2 years. And I know that there'll probably be about 15 replies to this post, with each one of you losers attempting to trash talk me with a one line joke, but I don't care. Why don't I care? because I'll always have the comfort of knowing that I'm already better than all of you and I haven't even gotten out of school yet. If I were you guys, I would hate myself and commit suicide.

07-28-2005, 12:27 AM	#19 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Well now. This should be entertaining. [ July 27, 2005, 10:29 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

07-28-2005, 12:48 AM	#21 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	yeah, that Train guy is crazy. [img]graemlins/sexxor.gif[/img]

07-28-2005, 03:49 AM	#23 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	To his credit, Dirty really isn't a bitch in real life. I could see him as the kind of kid who would fight nearly anyone, but end up getting his ass beat, due to the fact that he's 5'8 and only 135. But, on the other hand I really don't like people who don't know their limits and go around acting like they are hot fucking shit. So what you have a 20k truck and an expensive education. I'd fight you anyday if you talked shit to me in real life. No, I'm not going to go out of my way to arrange it, but if you do happen to see me in real life, feel free to call me out on this offer; I'll take your life like I take little kid's candy. Anyway, I'm done with my hardass spree andd its past my bed-time.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

07-28-2005, 06:04 AM	#24 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	believe me, I know my limits, and on the internet there are none, so I really don't give a shit. I can pretty much take anyone on over it. It's not very hard either. Especially when the people you're fighting are really stupid. I mean if I saw this big ass thug nigga, I wouldn't walk up to him and start talking shit, and let's be real here, not many people would. I really don't like having to break out the fact that I have an expensive truck and whatnot, but since these fucks feel like they can talk down to me, I have to put them in their place below me in society. by the way I just won $10,000 on a strach off lotto ticket. [ July 28, 2005, 04:05 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]