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Orgazmo · 09-11-2003, 12:25 PM

Now there's an idea. Of course, God could always just say "I'd just make it better," or something fuckish like that.

Satan · 09-11-2003, 06:38 PM

Oh sure... make WWJD... WWOD... WWGD... but WWSD? Oh no... no no no, I don't get that kind of respect. I have to deal with pussy ass nerd bitches who think they're hardass because they die their hair black and talk about suicide. Wow, suicide, yeah, you're a hardass. All they fucking do is play Dungeons'N'Dragons all night long and pretend to worship me while drawing little naked pictures of demon bitches that they can jack off too. Fucking bull shit. Fuck you all.

P.S. I'm taking names.

God · 09-11-2003, 06:45 PM

Satan, even if you are taking names, what exactly do you plan on doing with them?

Satan · 09-11-2003, 06:49 PM

Well I don't know God. I was thinking maybe I could materialize the names into long, sharp, hot spears and shove them up your ass you good-for-nothing flaming sack of Big Bang feces.

God · 09-11-2003, 06:55 PM

You know you can't do that. If you don't stop using such bad language, I might just send Carson Daly down a little early... or worse yet, Madonna.

Satan · 09-11-2003, 06:57 PM

Madonna... Hmmm... I'd rip those titties right off and suck 'em dry...

God · 09-12-2003, 01:07 AM

Yes yes, I'm sure you will.

But if you really misbehave, Rosie O'Donnell might die an early death

Titan · 09-12-2003, 01:12 AM

Seriously you two, just fucking get married or get a room or something.

BigDongedHoe · 09-12-2003, 01:31 AM

God or Satan, when I first experience sex, will my weiner be glorified in all holyness while orgasming?

Orgazmo · 09-12-2003, 01:34 AM

What the fuck does that even mean?

Combat Chuck · 09-12-2003, 02:58 AM

I don't know, Grace's policy against 'onanism' must be getting to him.

[ September 12, 2003, 12:59 AM: Message edited by: Combat Chuck ]

09-12-2003, 01:12 AM	#33 (permalink)
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09-12-2003, 01:31 AM	#34 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	God or Satan, when I first experience sex, will my weiner be glorified in all holyness while orgasming?
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09-11-2003, 12:25 PM	#26 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Now there's an idea. Of course, God could always just say "I'd just make it better," or something fuckish like that.

09-11-2003, 06:38 PM	#27 (permalink)
Satan Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Not the Pearly Gates, I\'ll tell you that much. Posts: 40 Internets: 10	Oh sure... make WWJD... WWOD... WWGD... but WWSD? Oh no... no no no, I don't get that kind of respect. I have to deal with pussy ass nerd bitches who think they're hardass because they die their hair black and talk about suicide. Wow, suicide, yeah, you're a hardass. All they fucking do is play Dungeons'N'Dragons all night long and pretend to worship me while drawing little naked pictures of demon bitches that they can jack off too. Fucking bull shit. Fuck you all. P.S. I'm taking names.

09-11-2003, 06:45 PM	#28 (permalink)
God Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Everywhere Posts: 47 Internets: 10	Satan, even if you are taking names, what exactly do you plan on doing with them?

09-11-2003, 06:49 PM	#29 (permalink)
Satan Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Not the Pearly Gates, I\'ll tell you that much. Posts: 40 Internets: 10	Well I don't know God. I was thinking maybe I could materialize the names into long, sharp, hot spears and shove them up your ass you good-for-nothing flaming sack of Big Bang feces.

09-11-2003, 06:55 PM	#30 (permalink)
God Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Everywhere Posts: 47 Internets: 10	You know you can't do that. If you don't stop using such bad language, I might just send Carson Daly down a little early... or worse yet, Madonna.

09-11-2003, 06:57 PM	#31 (permalink)
Satan Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Not the Pearly Gates, I\'ll tell you that much. Posts: 40 Internets: 10	Madonna... Hmmm... I'd rip those titties right off and suck 'em dry...

09-12-2003, 01:07 AM	#32 (permalink)
God Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Everywhere Posts: 47 Internets: 10	Yes yes, I'm sure you will. But if you really misbehave, Rosie O'Donnell might die an early death

09-12-2003, 01:34 AM	#35 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	What the fuck does that even mean?

09-12-2003, 02:58 AM	#36 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	I don't know, Grace's policy against 'onanism' must be getting to him. [ September 12, 2003, 12:59 AM: Message edited by: Combat Chuck ]