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bloodyfart · 10-24-2005, 03:14 PM

so, as some of you know, i had a date with a chick i met off myspace on friday. the plan was to see joe rogans show at the comedy store then take her back to my dads place who was out of town. however, right before i was supposed to meet her, she called and said that she wanted to go to the Avalon instead to meet up with some of her friends. seeing that i didnt want to miss out on meeting her, i obliged.

so, i take my buddy fez along, and we go to the Avalon, which is a dance club open til 4 in hollywood that was cool like 3 years ago, but now is whatever. 12 oclock rolls around, and she hasnt shown yet, so i thought i was getting stood up cause she was supposed to meet me at 11. finally, at 12:15, she shows up and she is a STUNNER!!! she is 5'3, 100 pounds or so, and has huge d tits (fake of course). did i mention asian? she invites me to the vip area to hang out with her friends.

well, fez and i head up there and there are like two hot hot hot porn lookin chicks and one scummy belarussian dude. i start talking to the dude, and he tells me he is a stockbroker. since my company is public, i start talking about our struggle to get registered on the AMSE, etc... he then kind of admits that the stock thing is a side gig and he gets most of his money from porn production. he also says that the girl i am with is a star of his who only does girl girl. i was like "holy shit", but i didnt say anything.

while i am talking to him, the girl i am with heads onto the dance floor with the two other chicks, and the guys swarm, so they come back. during their time away, the guy says to me that he is trying to fuck the girl im with in a threesome with his gf who was there. it was his way of saying "game on". from that point on, i stop talking to him and focused on my chick.

so, did i mention this chick is outrageously hot? well, we go out on the dance floor a couple of times. she drinks and does some coke under the table, etc... then during a song, she dances in front of our table and starts making out with the belarussian dudes gf. it was hot. they break up, and she starts dancing in front of me,and at this point the whole VIP section is watching. i then throw a dollar on my lap and ask for a lap dance. she gets on top of me and starts grinding as my hands go to work like a gypsy pick pocket on a deaf american tourist. we start making out and dey humping eachother as everyone watched. i felt like a king cause i know everyone was saying "what is that hot ass chick doing with that fat loser"

this went on for about twenty minutes, then it is time to bounce. well, i didnt realize i got set up to lose this game from the get go cause when i ask her to come back to my place, the other chick moves in for the kill and reminds my chick that her car is at the couples house. this throws an awful wrench in the whole thing.i suggest taking her home in the morning, but the other girl starts blocking me and saying that she should just go home with them and sleep on their couch. this goes on for five minutes. i then ask if she has a change of clothes if she goes to stay at the other peoples house (im trying to be salty for their game), she says, "i have like 7 sets of clothes in my car, but IM NOT A STRIPPER". i was like "i didnt think you were, but even if you were, no big deal (note, she hasnt even mentioned to me that she does porn yet)." i end up leaving without her and she leaves with the couple. in an attempt to salt their game more, i text her ten minutes later saying "i had a wonderful time, we should do it again, call me"

she calls back in five minutes and tells me that the couple wierded her out and she was on her way home. crisis overted

sunday, i was planning to take her to see pride at a friends place cause i thought pride was on sunday. however, i find out that its on monday, so i have to change my plans. i call her and tell her that i fucked up and that pride wasnt til monday, but i was down to meet up. she says she wants to get out of her place, so she asked if she could come by mine. i say "of course" and i will leave the rest up to you to figure out what happened.

MAGICLIT · 10-24-2005, 03:19 PM

Brently got some pussy? yay-ya!

bloodyfart · 10-24-2005, 03:26 PM

i sent this to your myspace. so no need to read it twice. i didnt know if i wanted to post it, but then i decided to, so ignore my message.

MAGICLIT · 10-24-2005, 03:39 PM

thanks for the 411.

Mars Man · 10-24-2005, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
i say "of course" and i will leave the rest up to you to figure out what happened.

What happened?

Knowing you from past forums and posts, anything is possible...your dad might have shown up, your obessessive ex could have made a special appearance, or the asian porn-mistress might have turned-out to be a horrible brain sucking alien...

Fuck...I have no imagination at all.

10-24-2005, 03:49 PM

Great story, congratulations.

Repugnant Abomination · 10-24-2005, 04:03 PM

Yeah this is bs brently tell us what happened like mars man said it could be anything.

bloodyfart · 10-24-2005, 04:09 PM

SEX

this is the second girl in the industry ive fucked.

Mars Man · 10-24-2005, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
SEX

this is the second girl in the industry ive fucked.

*gets disappointed by not so grand finale...

Lucy Fur · 10-24-2005, 04:12 PM

wait!!! does this mean you aren't gay anymore brently? or by "girl" do you really mean guy in drag....

[ October 24, 2005, 02:13 PM: Message edited by: Lucy Fur ]

bloodyfart · 10-24-2005, 04:25 PM

i meant pre op tranny.

mars, what do you want? do you want details?

Ironic Mustache · 10-24-2005, 05:26 PM

That's really too bad. Post ops would have counted.

Lucy Fur · 10-24-2005, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
i meant pre op tranny.

thanks for clarifying. for a minute there my world was all off kilter...

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
mars, what do you want? do you want details?

we all want details.

[ October 24, 2005, 03:53 PM: Message edited by: Lucy Fur ]

Ironic Mustache · 10-24-2005, 07:02 PM

Oops, I posted too late.

ur my bitch · 10-24-2005, 07:11 PM

not buying it.

although, even Brently could fuck a porn chick. So it may be possible.

bloodyfart · 10-24-2005, 07:21 PM

i dont give a shit if you dont buy it cause your life is so mediocre that this could never happen to you.
its la. everyone is affiliated to someone in the industry.

Ironic Mustache · 10-24-2005, 07:29 PM

BURN!!

Repugnant Abomination · 10-24-2005, 07:37 PM

OH SNAP!

ur my bitch · 10-24-2005, 07:48 PM

lol. my life is so mediocre as compared to a kid who works for his daddy, tries to fuck chicks but never can close the deal...and has to finally get a porn whore to supposedly have sex with.

of course, she definitely didn't fuck the dirty Balurusan and his ho...LMAO. But then again, I;m sure you're glad he did tap it. It probably added the flavor you were looking for the next day.

You're right, it could never happen to me becaues I wouldn't fuck a porn whore. I don't want the High 5., warts, VD or anything else. I stop at strippers.

Ironic Mustache · 10-24-2005, 08:01 PM

Strippers are dirtier than porn whores.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 10-25-2005, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
Strippers are dirtier than porn whores.

Indeed, but they're cheaper.

bloodyfart · 10-25-2005, 01:11 PM

poor little greggie living his suburban life. it hurts seeing other people having fun doesnt it

Ironic Mustache · 10-25-2005, 01:16 PM

Brent is kind of pwning greg.

Carnivorous Flavor · 10-26-2005, 01:00 AM

being a porn star isnt what it used to be.....after internet porn came around the number of "porn stars" has quadrupled.....back in the day, you knew every porn star. if you didnt, they weren't a STAR.

she's just a ho. congrats.

Repugnant Abomination · 10-26-2005, 01:06 AM

I find Carnivorous Flavor is generally right about a lot of things.

10-24-2005, 03:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	so, as some of you know, i had a date with a chick i met off myspace on friday. the plan was to see joe rogans show at the comedy store then take her back to my dads place who was out of town. however, right before i was supposed to meet her, she called and said that she wanted to go to the Avalon instead to meet up with some of her friends. seeing that i didnt want to miss out on meeting her, i obliged. so, i take my buddy fez along, and we go to the Avalon, which is a dance club open til 4 in hollywood that was cool like 3 years ago, but now is whatever. 12 oclock rolls around, and she hasnt shown yet, so i thought i was getting stood up cause she was supposed to meet me at 11. finally, at 12:15, she shows up and she is a STUNNER!!! she is 5'3, 100 pounds or so, and has huge d tits (fake of course). did i mention asian? she invites me to the vip area to hang out with her friends. well, fez and i head up there and there are like two hot hot hot porn lookin chicks and one scummy belarussian dude. i start talking to the dude, and he tells me he is a stockbroker. since my company is public, i start talking about our struggle to get registered on the AMSE, etc... he then kind of admits that the stock thing is a side gig and he gets most of his money from porn production. he also says that the girl i am with is a star of his who only does girl girl. i was like "holy shit", but i didnt say anything. while i am talking to him, the girl i am with heads onto the dance floor with the two other chicks, and the guys swarm, so they come back. during their time away, the guy says to me that he is trying to fuck the girl im with in a threesome with his gf who was there. it was his way of saying "game on". from that point on, i stop talking to him and focused on my chick. so, did i mention this chick is outrageously hot? well, we go out on the dance floor a couple of times. she drinks and does some coke under the table, etc... then during a song, she dances in front of our table and starts making out with the belarussian dudes gf. it was hot. they break up, and she starts dancing in front of me,and at this point the whole VIP section is watching. i then throw a dollar on my lap and ask for a lap dance. she gets on top of me and starts grinding as my hands go to work like a gypsy pick pocket on a deaf american tourist. we start making out and dey humping eachother as everyone watched. i felt like a king cause i know everyone was saying "what is that hot ass chick doing with that fat loser" this went on for about twenty minutes, then it is time to bounce. well, i didnt realize i got set up to lose this game from the get go cause when i ask her to come back to my place, the other chick moves in for the kill and reminds my chick that her car is at the couples house. this throws an awful wrench in the whole thing.i suggest taking her home in the morning, but the other girl starts blocking me and saying that she should just go home with them and sleep on their couch. this goes on for five minutes. i then ask if she has a change of clothes if she goes to stay at the other peoples house (im trying to be salty for their game), she says, "i have like 7 sets of clothes in my car, but IM NOT A STRIPPER". i was like "i didnt think you were, but even if you were, no big deal (note, she hasnt even mentioned to me that she does porn yet)." i end up leaving without her and she leaves with the couple. in an attempt to salt their game more, i text her ten minutes later saying "i had a wonderful time, we should do it again, call me" she calls back in five minutes and tells me that the couple wierded her out and she was on her way home. crisis overted sunday, i was planning to take her to see pride at a friends place cause i thought pride was on sunday. however, i find out that its on monday, so i have to change my plans. i call her and tell her that i fucked up and that pride wasnt til monday, but i was down to meet up. she says she wants to get out of her place, so she asked if she could come by mine. i say "of course" and i will leave the rest up to you to figure out what happened.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

10-24-2005, 03:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Brently got some pussy? yay-ya!
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

10-24-2005, 03:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	i sent this to your myspace. so no need to read it twice. i didnt know if i wanted to post it, but then i decided to, so ignore my message.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

10-24-2005, 03:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	thanks for the 411.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

10-24-2005, 03:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Great story, congratulations.
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10-24-2005, 04:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Yeah this is bs brently tell us what happened like mars man said it could be anything.

10-24-2005, 04:09 PM	#8 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	SEX this is the second girl in the industry ive fucked.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

10-24-2005, 04:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	wait!!! does this mean you aren't gay anymore brently? or by "girl" do you really mean guy in drag.... [ October 24, 2005, 02:13 PM: Message edited by: Lucy Fur ]
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

10-24-2005, 04:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	i meant pre op tranny. mars, what do you want? do you want details?
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

10-24-2005, 05:26 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	That's really too bad. Post ops would have counted.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-24-2005, 07:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Oops, I posted too late.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-24-2005, 07:11 PM	#15 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	not buying it. although, even Brently could fuck a porn chick. So it may be possible.

10-24-2005, 07:21 PM	#16 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	i dont give a shit if you dont buy it cause your life is so mediocre that this could never happen to you. its la. everyone is affiliated to someone in the industry.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

10-24-2005, 07:29 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	BURN!!
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-24-2005, 07:37 PM	#18 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	OH SNAP!

10-24-2005, 07:48 PM	#19 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	lol. my life is so mediocre as compared to a kid who works for his daddy, tries to fuck chicks but never can close the deal...and has to finally get a porn whore to supposedly have sex with. of course, she definitely didn't fuck the dirty Balurusan and his ho...LMAO. But then again, I;m sure you're glad he did tap it. It probably added the flavor you were looking for the next day. You're right, it could never happen to me becaues I wouldn't fuck a porn whore. I don't want the High 5., warts, VD or anything else. I stop at strippers.

10-24-2005, 08:01 PM	#20 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Strippers are dirtier than porn whores.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-25-2005, 01:11 PM	#22 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	poor little greggie living his suburban life. it hurts seeing other people having fun doesnt it
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

10-25-2005, 01:16 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Brent is kind of pwning greg.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-26-2005, 01:00 AM	#24 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	being a porn star isnt what it used to be.....after internet porn came around the number of "porn stars" has quadrupled.....back in the day, you knew every porn star. if you didnt, they weren't a STAR. she's just a ho. congrats.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

10-26-2005, 01:06 AM	#25 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I find Carnivorous Flavor is generally right about a lot of things.