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Trout Sniffer · 01-17-2003, 07:54 PM

There will a Man vs Beast contest this coming Monday, Jan 20th. As of right now, there are not a lot of competitions, but if you can think of some good ones, with some good animals to compete, we're open for suggestions.

So far we have 3 competitors:
Orgazmo, Lethal, and my dog Nibbles.

Orgazmo vs Nibbles in a 100 meter dash.
Lethal also would like to challenge a dog, or some other good animal in an eating contest (possibly with $.40 hamburgers from McDonalds). We are also looking for a cat to fight a certaini unnamed person.

Once again, we are taking other suggestions. You can also nominate your own pet to be in it if you think he/she/it would put up a good challenge. More details to come later.

victim · 01-17-2003, 11:42 PM

Alright, there's an obnoxious cat that wanders around here... we could douse the cat and St. Anky in gasoline, and see which will burn the fastest. Even if it's a tie, one less Mexican, and one less cat, EVERYBODY WINS!

Just kidding though, I honestly have no clue, I just had to beat everyone else to the Mexican bashing.

StDx · 01-18-2003, 02:13 AM

I would like to throw the name of Larry Cumerford into the hat. Larry Cumerford is an easter collared lizard hailing from fort wayne, indiana... weighing in at 11 oz. and measuring a whopping 13.5 inches, he would like to challenge any motherfucker to a cricket eating contest. just to give an idea of his ability, Larry's high in one sitting is an incredible 23 crickets and the only reason he stopped was because his owner ran out. are any of you man enough to take this challenge?

01-18-2003, 03:35 AM

Just a general question...how many of you think that I have a chance against Nibbles? Trout Sniffer has declared that his dog can "keep up with his four-wheeler." I say he's exaggerating like a cunt-horse...but Nibbles is quite athletic, especially for not being a puppatic. Also, keep in mind that I'm not very athletic. I still think I'm going to kick Nibbles's ass.

Nibbles, if you're reading this, you'd better bring your A game, bitch. You're going down you piece of shit, do you fucking hear me? Going down.

Trout Sniffer · 01-18-2003, 03:10 PM

On behalf of nibbles, I would like to say that she will kick your ass. I am not exaggerating when I tell you that she can keep up with my 4 wheeler. Well, she could last year, and she hasn't slowed down too much, if at all, so i know she could keep up pretty well. The only way you stand a chance is if for some reason she decides not to run straight to the finish line. I'm pretty sure all we would have to do is throw a tennis ball or something though and she would have no problem. Orgazmo, you stand no chance.

St. Anky · 01-18-2003, 03:48 PM

There's been enough St. Anky bashing going on. I've decided to stand up for myself.

I'll take on any household beast you can come up with (unless it weighs anymore than 200lbs). Bring it on.

victim · 01-18-2003, 04:14 PM

Ah, I guess that last restriction rules your mother out, we'll have to find another, less heavy beast for you to compete with.

St. Anky · 01-18-2003, 04:38 PM

You're still pissed off that my mother kicked your ass arent you? Drop it man. Just drop it.

01-18-2003, 06:29 PM

I fucking hate nibbles, if I watch this race I might be inclined to kill that fucking dog. I was running past Trout's house one day on a fucking 10 mile run(so i'm tired as shit) and that son of a bitch dog comes out after me and tries to fucking bite me.

01-18-2003, 11:20 PM

Yeah, don't worry, I'm going to absolutely destroy Nibbles in the 100 meter race. If you wish to attend the Man Vs. Beast competition, it will be held on Monday during the day. Contact Lethal or I about it for more details (right now we don't have any details). Also, if you'd like to be part of the competition, go ahead and let us know. He still need someone to fight a cat. And lastly, if you know any beast that is good at eating and has owners that are willing to let it eat 10 McDonald's hamburgers, talk to either Lethal or Orgazmo...or post it here. We are very interested in such a critter. Thank you for your time.

01-18-2003, 03:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Just a general question...how many of you think that I have a chance against Nibbles? Trout Sniffer has declared that his dog can "keep up with his four-wheeler." I say he's exaggerating like a cunt-horse...but Nibbles is quite athletic, especially for not being a puppatic. Also, keep in mind that I'm not very athletic. I still think I'm going to kick Nibbles's ass. Nibbles, if you're reading this, you'd better bring your A game, bitch. You're going down you piece of shit, do you fucking hear me? Going down.
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01-18-2003, 06:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	I fucking hate nibbles, if I watch this race I might be inclined to kill that fucking dog. I was running past Trout's house one day on a fucking 10 mile run(so i'm tired as shit) and that son of a bitch dog comes out after me and tries to fucking bite me.
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01-18-2003, 11:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah, don't worry, I'm going to absolutely destroy Nibbles in the 100 meter race. If you wish to attend the Man Vs. Beast competition, it will be held on Monday during the day. Contact Lethal or I about it for more details (right now we don't have any details). Also, if you'd like to be part of the competition, go ahead and let us know. He still need someone to fight a cat. And lastly, if you know any beast that is good at eating and has owners that are willing to let it eat 10 McDonald's hamburgers, talk to either Lethal or Orgazmo...or post it here. We are very interested in such a critter. Thank you for your time.
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01-17-2003, 07:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	There will a Man vs Beast contest this coming Monday, Jan 20th. As of right now, there are not a lot of competitions, but if you can think of some good ones, with some good animals to compete, we're open for suggestions. So far we have 3 competitors: Orgazmo, Lethal, and my dog Nibbles. Orgazmo vs Nibbles in a 100 meter dash. Lethal also would like to challenge a dog, or some other good animal in an eating contest (possibly with $.40 hamburgers from McDonalds). We are also looking for a cat to fight a certaini unnamed person. Once again, we are taking other suggestions. You can also nominate your own pet to be in it if you think he/she/it would put up a good challenge. More details to come later.

01-17-2003, 11:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Alright, there's an obnoxious cat that wanders around here... we could douse the cat and St. Anky in gasoline, and see which will burn the fastest. Even if it's a tie, one less Mexican, and one less cat, EVERYBODY WINS! Just kidding though, I honestly have no clue, I just had to beat everyone else to the Mexican bashing.

01-18-2003, 02:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	I would like to throw the name of Larry Cumerford into the hat. Larry Cumerford is an easter collared lizard hailing from fort wayne, indiana... weighing in at 11 oz. and measuring a whopping 13.5 inches, he would like to challenge any motherfucker to a cricket eating contest. just to give an idea of his ability, Larry's high in one sitting is an incredible 23 crickets and the only reason he stopped was because his owner ran out. are any of you man enough to take this challenge?

01-18-2003, 03:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	On behalf of nibbles, I would like to say that she will kick your ass. I am not exaggerating when I tell you that she can keep up with my 4 wheeler. Well, she could last year, and she hasn't slowed down too much, if at all, so i know she could keep up pretty well. The only way you stand a chance is if for some reason she decides not to run straight to the finish line. I'm pretty sure all we would have to do is throw a tennis ball or something though and she would have no problem. Orgazmo, you stand no chance.

01-18-2003, 03:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	There's been enough St. Anky bashing going on. I've decided to stand up for myself. I'll take on any household beast you can come up with (unless it weighs anymore than 200lbs). Bring it on.

01-18-2003, 04:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Ah, I guess that last restriction rules your mother out, we'll have to find another, less heavy beast for you to compete with.

01-18-2003, 04:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	You're still pissed off that my mother kicked your ass arent you? Drop it man. Just drop it.