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Timmy Two Beers · 06-08-2003, 03:30 AM

A question that was recently on my mind: How did ugly bastard transform from "Fat Ugly Bastard" to "Skinny Ugly Bastard"? Because he is not the once festively plump kid with large double D Man Boobs that he once was.

His sister is very hott to I think Big Dong Hoe might have a chance with this one.

Timmy Two Beers · 06-08-2003, 03:47 AM

I didnt mean for that to sound so offensive. I simply meant how did he lose all that damn weight. And yes i do know i could have simply hit edit to my first post but i was lazy.

Ugly Bastard · 06-10-2003, 10:01 AM

Timmy Two Beers-

Firstly, I resent some of the comments made in that first post, and herein think you are the biggest jew on this website.

Secondly...fuck off.

Thirdly...I dunno...diet and exercise I guess.

Fourthly...I heard your Mom dishes out good blow jobs (or so BDH tells me), so I might see ya on my way out the door sometime, cuntmonkey.

-Ugly Bastard

[ June 10, 2003, 08:14 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

BigDongedHoe · 06-11-2003, 02:25 AM

I figured I'd have a better chance with your girlfriend but thankfully I really don't want one cause she's one of the most annoying, bulldogish looking girls I've ever seen. Simply watching her talk makes me mad enough to shove a rod through her head. So in closing I don't know who UB's sister is for one, and for two your girlfriend is one of the most annoying pieces of shit in the school, her mouth is so damn wide I bet she could take 3 penis's in it at once.

UB normally I would be happy with what you said but unlike Timmy Two Beers his mom is a very cool lady. I sat and watched the french open with her at the YMCA a couple days ago actually.

Ugly Bastard · 06-11-2003, 09:14 AM

I don't even know his Mom, BDH. Don't be such a pussy in your message, french open or no french open, she still raised a flea of a son.

-Ugly Bastard

[ June 11, 2003, 07:15 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

06-08-2003, 03:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
Timmy Two Beers Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 126 Internets: 10	A question that was recently on my mind: How did ugly bastard transform from "Fat Ugly Bastard" to "Skinny Ugly Bastard"? Because he is not the once festively plump kid with large double D Man Boobs that he once was. His sister is very hott to I think Big Dong Hoe might have a chance with this one.
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06-08-2003, 03:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
Timmy Two Beers Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 126 Internets: 10	I didnt mean for that to sound so offensive. I simply meant how did he lose all that damn weight. And yes i do know i could have simply hit edit to my first post but i was lazy.
	Knock Knock...Who's There...Go Fuck Yourself!

06-11-2003, 02:25 AM	#4 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I figured I'd have a better chance with your girlfriend but thankfully I really don't want one cause she's one of the most annoying, bulldogish looking girls I've ever seen. Simply watching her talk makes me mad enough to shove a rod through her head. So in closing I don't know who UB's sister is for one, and for two your girlfriend is one of the most annoying pieces of shit in the school, her mouth is so damn wide I bet she could take 3 penis's in it at once. UB normally I would be happy with what you said but unlike Timmy Two Beers his mom is a very cool lady. I sat and watched the french open with her at the YMCA a couple days ago actually.
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06-10-2003, 10:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Timmy Two Beers- Firstly, I resent some of the comments made in that first post, and herein think you are the biggest jew on this website. Secondly...fuck off. Thirdly...I dunno...diet and exercise I guess. Fourthly...I heard your Mom dishes out good blow jobs (or so BDH tells me), so I might see ya on my way out the door sometime, cuntmonkey. -Ugly Bastard [ June 10, 2003, 08:14 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

06-11-2003, 09:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I don't even know his Mom, BDH. Don't be such a pussy in your message, french open or no french open, she still raised a flea of a son. -Ugly Bastard [ June 11, 2003, 07:15 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]