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Repugnant Abomination · 11-14-2005, 02:27 AM

Earlier tonight I was enjoying some delicious pistachios. I found them in the pantry. I then go to the Y to play some basketball. I get home and eat a delicious chinese dinner with my family. After the end of the meal my step dad takes out the pistachios from earlier and begins eating them. After 5 or 6 he looks down and goes "Oh shit!" I walk over and take a close look and am horrified at what I see. Inside the plastic bag crawling all over the nuts are tiny little bugs. Fucking Hordes of them! They looked like fleas............................................. .................................................. I fucking ate a shit ton of these, how could I have fucking missed this!? I probably at a dozen of those little fucks, some eggs, maybe some shit and piss....Dude, I feel so sick right now. The more I think about it the more I want to die. I think I'm going to go puke and then curl up into a ball and cry myself to sleep.

Christ · 11-14-2005, 02:32 AM

Sorry.

Christ · 11-14-2005, 02:36 AM

But you probably deserved it, sinner.

Ask me for forgiveness.

Repugnant Abomination · 11-14-2005, 03:01 AM

I, forgive you.

migite · 11-14-2005, 03:16 AM

that was 2/10 on the scale of amusement. try harder bitch

Ugly Bastard · 11-14-2005, 03:28 AM

Those things will eat out your intestines dude. Might want to get to a hospital. No joke.

-UB

Repugnant Abomination · 11-14-2005, 03:30 AM

Are you being serious right now? Don't fuck with me.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-14-2005, 03:32 AM

Not to worry you, but seeping stomach juices could be eating away at your insides as we speak.

Lungo · 11-14-2005, 05:01 AM

If you didn't taste them when you were eating what's the big deal? It's only beetles. If there were worms, or maggots, or roaches then that would be something different now wouldn't it.

Mr. Blonde · 11-14-2005, 05:07 AM

i'm sure your stomach acids killed them. I highly doubt you have anything to worry about, dude.

Ugly Bastard · 11-14-2005, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:
Are you being serious right now?

No

-UB

His Holiness · 11-14-2005, 03:54 PM

I've ate a cat before, I think you can get through this fine...

StabMaster Arson · 11-14-2005, 05:07 PM

I ate an ant covered piece of toast and donut not too long ago. My shit wiggled for a week or so, but now I'm alright.

bloodyfart · 11-14-2005, 05:27 PM

if the parasites live in the nut, they can make it to your intestines.
how the fuck do you think people get tapeworm?

RIP

Repugnant Abomination · 11-14-2005, 05:29 PM

....Not cool dude.

theMerciless1 · 11-14-2005, 06:05 PM

animal protein is animal protein. i heard that on the NG channel the other day so it must be true.

ur my bitch · 11-15-2005, 02:54 AM

From WebMD

Stroke

What Increases Your Risk

Risk factors for stroke include those you can change and those you can't change.

Having certain diseases increases your risk for stroke. If you can control the disease, you lower your risk.

Risk factors you can control include:

High blood pressure (hypertension). High blood pressure is the second most important stroke risk factor after age.2

Diabetes. About one-quarter of people with diabetes die of stroke. Having diabetes doubles your risk for stroke because of the circulation problems associated with the disease.2

Diet. About 17% of people who eat foods that contain mold or insect larvae, live insects or feces die of stroke. Eating infected foods increases the flow of immunity fighting cells to the intestine and contributes to circulation problems causing stroke.

Mr. Blonde · 11-15-2005, 03:03 AM

Dude I got an idea, and i'm completely serious about this...if you're really worried, start taking a few shots of like 151 or everclear every night...or throughout the course of teh day...that's what i'd do....maybe mix some with food too, like do the whole watermelon thing and eat that, so some of that alcohol gets to the large intestine too...that's what i'd do.

Repugnant Abomination · 11-15-2005, 03:34 AM

Fuck man what if I fucking die from this shit? I'm seriously trippin' over here. Yo GD you identified the symptom but what about the treatment?

St. Anky · 11-15-2005, 03:51 AM

this shit is fucking hilarious

Repug, you have nothing to worry about man. Those bugs were not designed to live within a human stomach; a tapeworm on the otherhand, was.

You just ate some bugs. Grubs are good too.

ur my bitch · 11-15-2005, 02:56 PM

Good chance you might die from this. at least a 17% chance. I just did a search on WebMD, I didn't search for any treatments. You may want to go to the emergrency room and get treatment. Tell them what you ate and let them know you need the medicine to fight poor circulation due to Larvea infestation.

That will fix you up so you don't have circulation problems, causing stroke. You don't want to have a stroke at your age....you'll never get pussy again.

bloodyfart · 11-15-2005, 03:31 PM

greg is correct.
i know a girl who had an aneuriesm. she dropped dead at the airport at the age of 22

11-14-2005, 02:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
Christ Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Heaven Posts: 15 Internets: 10	Sorry.
	I am your Lord and Savior.

11-14-2005, 02:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
Christ Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Heaven Posts: 15 Internets: 10	But you probably deserved it, sinner. Ask me for forgiveness.
	I am your Lord and Savior.

11-14-2005, 03:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	that was 2/10 on the scale of amusement. try harder bitch
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

11-14-2005, 03:32 AM	#8 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Not to worry you, but seeping stomach juices could be eating away at your insides as we speak.
	#YOLO

11-14-2005, 05:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
Lungo Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wasilla, Alaska Posts: 126 Internets: 150	If you didn't taste them when you were eating what's the big deal? It's only beetles. If there were worms, or maggots, or roaches then that would be something different now wouldn't it.
	"What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family."

11-14-2005, 02:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Earlier tonight I was enjoying some delicious pistachios. I found them in the pantry. I then go to the Y to play some basketball. I get home and eat a delicious chinese dinner with my family. After the end of the meal my step dad takes out the pistachios from earlier and begins eating them. After 5 or 6 he looks down and goes "Oh shit!" I walk over and take a close look and am horrified at what I see. Inside the plastic bag crawling all over the nuts are tiny little bugs. Fucking Hordes of them! They looked like fleas............................................. .................................................. I fucking ate a shit ton of these, how could I have fucking missed this!? I probably at a dozen of those little fucks, some eggs, maybe some shit and piss....Dude, I feel so sick right now. The more I think about it the more I want to die. I think I'm going to go puke and then curl up into a ball and cry myself to sleep.

11-14-2005, 03:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I, forgive you.

11-14-2005, 03:28 AM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Those things will eat out your intestines dude. Might want to get to a hospital. No joke. -UB

11-14-2005, 03:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Are you being serious right now? Don't fuck with me.

11-14-2005, 05:07 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	i'm sure your stomach acids killed them. I highly doubt you have anything to worry about, dude.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-14-2005, 03:54 PM	#12 (permalink)
His Holiness Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3 Internets: 10	I've ate a cat before, I think you can get through this fine...

11-14-2005, 05:07 PM	#13 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I ate an ant covered piece of toast and donut not too long ago. My shit wiggled for a week or so, but now I'm alright.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

11-14-2005, 05:27 PM	#14 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	if the parasites live in the nut, they can make it to your intestines. how the fuck do you think people get tapeworm? RIP
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

11-14-2005, 05:29 PM	#15 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	....Not cool dude.

11-14-2005, 06:05 PM	#16 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	animal protein is animal protein. i heard that on the NG channel the other day so it must be true.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

11-15-2005, 02:54 AM	#17 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	From WebMD Stroke What Increases Your Risk Risk factors for stroke include those you can change and those you can't change. Having certain diseases increases your risk for stroke. If you can control the disease, you lower your risk. Risk factors you can control include: High blood pressure (hypertension). High blood pressure is the second most important stroke risk factor after age.2 Diabetes. About one-quarter of people with diabetes die of stroke. Having diabetes doubles your risk for stroke because of the circulation problems associated with the disease.2 Diet. About 17% of people who eat foods that contain mold or insect larvae, live insects or feces die of stroke. Eating infected foods increases the flow of immunity fighting cells to the intestine and contributes to circulation problems causing stroke.

11-15-2005, 03:03 AM	#18 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Dude I got an idea, and i'm completely serious about this...if you're really worried, start taking a few shots of like 151 or everclear every night...or throughout the course of teh day...that's what i'd do....maybe mix some with food too, like do the whole watermelon thing and eat that, so some of that alcohol gets to the large intestine too...that's what i'd do.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-15-2005, 03:34 AM	#19 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Fuck man what if I fucking die from this shit? I'm seriously trippin' over here. Yo GD you identified the symptom but what about the treatment?

11-15-2005, 03:51 AM	#20 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	this shit is fucking hilarious Repug, you have nothing to worry about man. Those bugs were not designed to live within a human stomach; a tapeworm on the otherhand, was. You just ate some bugs. Grubs are good too.

11-15-2005, 02:56 PM	#21 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	Good chance you might die from this. at least a 17% chance. I just did a search on WebMD, I didn't search for any treatments. You may want to go to the emergrency room and get treatment. Tell them what you ate and let them know you need the medicine to fight poor circulation due to Larvea infestation. That will fix you up so you don't have circulation problems, causing stroke. You don't want to have a stroke at your age....you'll never get pussy again.

11-15-2005, 03:31 PM	#22 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	greg is correct. i know a girl who had an aneuriesm. she dropped dead at the airport at the age of 22
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>