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Orgazmo · 09-12-2003, 01:39 AM

...we must spread the Nubblies gospel throughout college campuses all over the United States. Let's use this thread to discuss various strategies.

Titan · 09-12-2003, 01:41 AM

*COUGHCOUGHMOTHERFUCKINGSTICKERSCOUGH*

Did you hear that?
No?
I must be hearing things... sorry.

Pliedes · 09-12-2003, 01:43 AM

You bastard, I was just going to make a post on this.

Anyways, here's my idea. We make a nice little paper that we can all print up. This piece of paper has eight little flyers that you can cut out on it. Each little flyer will basically consist of a horribly offensive phrase (Jesus fucking hates you) and a website, www.nubblies.net

We can all just print these off, then randomly drop them outside, or slide them under people's dorm room doors. Of course I wouldn't do this

Fuck me in my own way... No, seriously, I have a specific way, thats how I like it.

[ September 11, 2003, 11:45 PM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

the_butcher · 09-12-2003, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
Of course I wouldn't do this.

I would. I'd hand them out at the high school if I got some.

Orgazmo · 09-12-2003, 01:49 AM

Now we're fucking talking. We basically have advertisers stationed at key points across the midwest. Of course, we stronger at some areas than others...but that doesn't matter. I'm not sure how well "Jesus fucking hates you -- Nubblies.net" would go over...but, hey, it's an idea, and that's good.

Pliedes · 09-12-2003, 01:51 AM

Hey, they'd go to the site.

Where I go to school, there is a big railroad underpass. Now I could easily climb up to this underpass, and there is a ledge to walk on and a pipe to hold onto. Now if I just had a can of spraypaint...

Alpha · 09-12-2003, 01:55 AM

Maybe the_butcher and I could make slips of paper that just have the address on it and put one in everylocker we pass after school?
You up for it Butcher?

Pliedes · 09-12-2003, 01:57 AM

And I'm sure WCHS would be able to print off 100 copies in a computer lab for you...

Would fruit help? What do you want them to say? Titan can make it spiffy for you.

Alpha · 09-12-2003, 01:59 AM

Nice call on printing them at school. Fruit could easily do this seeing that he is in the Newsspaper Yearbook class and they do jack shit.

It doesn't have to be anything special at all, i gfigured I'd take the original picture and just fill a page with it then take them home and when I'm bored or taking breaks between fucking asian virgins I could cut them out.

Titan · 09-12-2003, 02:02 AM

Working on an appropriate WCHS version.

the_butcher · 09-12-2003, 02:07 AM

Appropriate? Fuck that. Here's my version:

Terrible? Of course.
Offensive? Horribly.
Will get the message out? Fuck yes.

[ September 12, 2003, 01:09 AM: Message edited by: the_butcher ]

Alpha · 09-12-2003, 02:11 AM

I have honestly laughed so hard that I was about |----|<----- that close to pissing my pants.
When can you give that to me on disk form? I'll print out as many copies as I can this weekend.

[ September 12, 2003, 12:14 AM: Message edited by: Alpha ]

Alpha · 09-12-2003, 02:28 AM

New Idea... Therefore a new post.

Putting them in windsheild wipers (like parking tickets) around town at any car with a WCHS sticker? Random would be fun but who wants old people to come on here and bitch?

Combat Chuck · 09-12-2003, 02:56 AM

Remember when all these ass-cunts came on the website when the whole "hottest girl at WCHS" thing got out?

Do we want another repeat of that? I didn't think so.

I guess since most of our members are at college now, nobody can use the argument of people outside of Warsaw not knowing what the fuck is being talked about, but still that could be a problem.

Anyway, enough my pessimism. Butcher, those flyers absolutely fucking rock. I laughed my ass off and offended this girl that's in my bed.

Way to go bud. I don't know if this will entirely work, but I want 10 copies of each on my desk by tomorrow.

Ugly Bastard · 09-12-2003, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Combat Chuck:
Anyway, enough my pessimism. Butcher, those flyers absolutely fucking rock. I laughed my ass off and offended this girl that's in my bed.

Something tells me you aren't joking either.

I like the windsheild wiper idea, that would make it a lot easier to pass out the really offensive ones.

What if we dropped some from a plane onto a big city?? Feasible? No. Pimp as hell? Most likely.

-Ugly Bastard

Schroeder · 09-12-2003, 03:56 AM

All the suggested flyers are terrible.

Besides, if you guys bring in more posters, you might get more people like me. Oh wait, that would be a good thing. Spread the word!

[ September 12, 2003, 01:58 AM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

Pliedes · 09-12-2003, 04:06 AM

The flyers are to get a reaction.

Schroeder hates them, so they must work.

Put me down for a few thousand copies.

Titan · 09-12-2003, 04:09 AM

*Titan hearts Nubblies*

Alpha · 09-12-2003, 08:48 AM

Genious Butcher

the_butcher · 09-12-2003, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schroeder:
All the suggested flyers are terrible.

If I cared what you thought...wait...nope, that'll never happen.

Quote:

Originally posted by Schroeder:
Besides, if you guys bring in more posters, you might get more people like me.

If by people like you, you mean shit eating clown rapers, then yes. However, nobody is as stupid as you, get over it.

Saint DH · 09-12-2003, 12:41 PM

I'm sure at most colleges there are little places that people post flyers advertising dumb shit. I know we have those here. Anyways, if everyone put a couple of those on each and every one of those bulletin boards, I imagine it'd get the message across.

Normally I don't even pay attention to those things, but if I saw a flyer with a big picture of hitler on it, or big words that read, "Jesus Fucking Hates you" I might be a bit more inclined to read it.

Pliedes · 09-12-2003, 01:57 PM

Thats actually a good idea Harry.

Print up some really big copies of the offensive ones, then put them on the big bulletin boards everywhere. If you just go around and do it at 12 at night, no one will be around anyways.

Another good idea would be to tape them to the ground at the entrance of dorms. Because them people can't miss them, and they read them right as they're getting ready to go up to their dorm room....

StabMaster Arson · 09-12-2003, 03:17 PM

ya know, you wouldn't have to tape them if they were stickers. I think stickers are superior. how about we just put one person in charge of getting money together and ordering a bunch of stickers.

Pliedes · 09-12-2003, 03:32 PM

For some reason, I think that you wouldn't be able to get enough money from everyone... just an inkling though...

Ugly Bastard · 09-12-2003, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StabMaster Arson:
how about we just put one person in charge of getting money together and ordering a bunch of stickers.

Not me.

-Ugly Bastard

09-12-2003, 01:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	*COUGHCOUGHMOTHERFUCKINGSTICKERSCOUGH* Did you hear that? No? I must be hearing things... sorry.
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-12-2003, 01:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Maybe the_butcher and I could make slips of paper that just have the address on it and put one in everylocker we pass after school? You up for it Butcher?
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

09-12-2003, 01:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Nice call on printing them at school. Fruit could easily do this seeing that he is in the Newsspaper Yearbook class and they do jack shit. It doesn't have to be anything special at all, i gfigured I'd take the original picture and just fill a page with it then take them home and when I'm bored or taking breaks between fucking asian virgins I could cut them out.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

09-12-2003, 02:02 AM	#10 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Working on an appropriate WCHS version.
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-12-2003, 02:07 AM	#11 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Appropriate? Fuck that. Here's my version: Terrible? Of course. Offensive? Horribly. Will get the message out? Fuck yes. [ September 12, 2003, 01:09 AM: Message edited by: the_butcher ]
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-12-2003, 01:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	...we must spread the Nubblies gospel throughout college campuses all over the United States. Let's use this thread to discuss various strategies.

09-12-2003, 01:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	You bastard, I was just going to make a post on this. Anyways, here's my idea. We make a nice little paper that we can all print up. This piece of paper has eight little flyers that you can cut out on it. Each little flyer will basically consist of a horribly offensive phrase (Jesus fucking hates you) and a website, www.nubblies.net We can all just print these off, then randomly drop them outside, or slide them under people's dorm room doors. Of course I wouldn't do this Fuck me in my own way... No, seriously, I have a specific way, thats how I like it. [ September 11, 2003, 11:45 PM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

09-12-2003, 01:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Now we're fucking talking. We basically have advertisers stationed at key points across the midwest. Of course, we stronger at some areas than others...but that doesn't matter. I'm not sure how well "Jesus fucking hates you -- Nubblies.net" would go over...but, hey, it's an idea, and that's good.

09-12-2003, 01:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Hey, they'd go to the site. Where I go to school, there is a big railroad underpass. Now I could easily climb up to this underpass, and there is a ledge to walk on and a pipe to hold onto. Now if I just had a can of spraypaint...

09-12-2003, 01:57 AM	#8 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	And I'm sure WCHS would be able to print off 100 copies in a computer lab for you... Would fruit help? What do you want them to say? Titan can make it spiffy for you.

09-12-2003, 02:11 AM	#12 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I have honestly laughed so hard that I was about \|----\|<----- that close to pissing my pants. When can you give that to me on disk form? I'll print out as many copies as I can this weekend. [ September 12, 2003, 12:14 AM: Message edited by: Alpha ]
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

09-12-2003, 02:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	New Idea... Therefore a new post. Putting them in windsheild wipers (like parking tickets) around town at any car with a WCHS sticker? Random would be fun but who wants old people to come on here and bitch?
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

09-12-2003, 02:56 AM	#14 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Remember when all these ass-cunts came on the website when the whole "hottest girl at WCHS" thing got out? Do we want another repeat of that? I didn't think so. I guess since most of our members are at college now, nobody can use the argument of people outside of Warsaw not knowing what the fuck is being talked about, but still that could be a problem. Anyway, enough my pessimism. Butcher, those flyers absolutely fucking rock. I laughed my ass off and offended this girl that's in my bed. Way to go bud. I don't know if this will entirely work, but I want 10 copies of each on my desk by tomorrow.

09-12-2003, 03:56 AM	#16 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	All the suggested flyers are terrible. Besides, if you guys bring in more posters, you might get more people like me. Oh wait, that would be a good thing. Spread the word! [ September 12, 2003, 01:58 AM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

09-12-2003, 04:06 AM	#17 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	The flyers are to get a reaction. Schroeder hates them, so they must work. Put me down for a few thousand copies.

09-12-2003, 04:09 AM	#18 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Titan hearts Nubblies
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-12-2003, 08:48 AM	#19 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Genious Butcher
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

09-12-2003, 12:41 PM	#21 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,146 Internets: 284753	I'm sure at most colleges there are little places that people post flyers advertising dumb shit. I know we have those here. Anyways, if everyone put a couple of those on each and every one of those bulletin boards, I imagine it'd get the message across. Normally I don't even pay attention to those things, but if I saw a flyer with a big picture of hitler on it, or big words that read, "Jesus Fucking Hates you" I might be a bit more inclined to read it.

09-12-2003, 01:57 PM	#22 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Thats actually a good idea Harry. Print up some really big copies of the offensive ones, then put them on the big bulletin boards everywhere. If you just go around and do it at 12 at night, no one will be around anyways. Another good idea would be to tape them to the ground at the entrance of dorms. Because them people can't miss them, and they read them right as they're getting ready to go up to their dorm room....

09-12-2003, 03:17 PM	#23 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	ya know, you wouldn't have to tape them if they were stickers. I think stickers are superior. how about we just put one person in charge of getting money together and ordering a bunch of stickers.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

09-12-2003, 03:32 PM	#24 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	For some reason, I think that you wouldn't be able to get enough money from everyone... just an inkling though...