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Repugnant Abomination · 07-08-2005, 07:38 PM

Alright...Sigh...Where to begin...

Last night I was at this girls house who's been wanting the cock for a while. I decide it was going to be the night. We both got mildly messed up, more like buzzed really, and went back into her room once everyone else left.

We laid there in eachothers arms for a few minutes until she broke the silence by saying "What're you thinking about?" I responded with "You naked.". Before I knew what was happening her mouth was plastered against mine, and it was on.

I took my time, as I always do, paying special attetion to places that often get neglected during forplay. I kissed up the length of her leg, her entire leg. I grazed my nails along her shoulders, kissed her jaw line ever so gently. I was feeling pretty good about things. Soon I had a mouth full of boob and life was good. With a strategic roll over I placed her atop my body and just like a champ she began to wiggle her way down to my cock...MY COCK! Wtf is going on down there!? It was hard, don't get me wrong, it was definitely hard, but...It was like middle of the road hard, only half as hard as it could be when it reaches its full potential. I found myself straining both physically and mentally to summon the little man to more ambitious sizes, but nothing worked! I was stuck in mediocrity.

She started sucking my dick, and it felt nice, but dammit, that wasn't me down there. The worst part is I don't want her to think that that's the height of my spectacular cock power...I was at half a tank. Wtf is the matter with me? I found myself trying to think of things in my head that turn me on, like french poodles and I love Lucy. My mind began to wander and I was no longer in the moment. Eventually she came back up and we kept going at it, but the damage to my psyche had already been done.

Wtf is wrong with me? This girl is pretty hot, you know? I can't help but shake the feeling that maybe I've just seen so many naked girls now that It just doesn't do it for me anymore. Maybe I need something more, something kinkier then just fooling around. I don't know what to do people...All I know is I'm worried for my sexual dignity. I'm to young to take viagra goddammit, and I've been informed it's not the answer anyway.

So here I am, a bewildered man, no longer sure of his sexual mystique. The one bright side is I had that bitch moaning like nothing you've ever heard when I went down on her, and when I pulled away my face was dripping wet with her pussy juice so I know she wasn't just putting on a show...But shit, I don't want to be doomed to eat twat the rest of my life, Repugnant Jr needs to get in there and wreak some havok....

Help me.

bloodyfart · 07-08-2005, 07:51 PM

" I can't help but shake the feeling that maybe I've just seen so many naked girls now that It just doesn't do it for me anymore"

this is partly it. also, when was the last time you jacked?

most importantly you also mentioned that you were drinking; you probably had whiskey dick.

Repugnant Abomination · 07-08-2005, 07:54 PM

Well..I had been drinking a decent ammount..And I DID jerk off earlier that day...I hope that's what it was. When I'm with a woman I need my erection to be something I can be proud of. I want to stop our session, point down at it and say "Look at that baby, quite a sight to behold isn't it?".

On a side note, after she had finished sucking my shlong she scooted back up to make up. How does everyone feel about making out with a chick after she has been sucking your dick for like 10 minutes? I mean I figure if I could, I would probably suck my own dick, cause that would be sweet, so I don't have much of a problem with it. However if you cum and then she wants to make out that's totally different...

bloodyfart · 07-08-2005, 07:59 PM

im not into snowballing. otherwise its cool if you didnt come in her mouth.

repug, you are getting older and more exposed to porn with less testosterone flowing through you. you need to not jerk off on days when you are going to be hooking up with a chick. that loaded gun bullshit about jerking off before going out is for dudes that have premature ejaculation problems.

Ironic Mustache · 07-08-2005, 08:01 PM

That makes sense. If I was polishing my own knob, I'd let myself know before I came.

Repugnant Abomination · 07-08-2005, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodyfart:

repug, you are getting older and more exposed to porn with less testosterone flowing through you. you need to not jerk off on days when you are going to be hooking up with a chick. that loaded gun bullshit about jerking off before going out is for dudes that have premature ejaculation problems.

But I don't always know when I'm going to hook up with a chick dangit...

Alright that does it! With you two as my witness I swear right here and right now my days of jerking off are over! I refuse to compromise my penis size when it matters the most just so I can jerk off at my own convinience. It just isn't worth it.

bloodyfart · 07-08-2005, 08:08 PM

i give you two hours before you jerk

[ July 08, 2005, 06:09 PM: Message edited by: bloodyfart ]

Repugnant Abomination · 07-08-2005, 08:12 PM

That's being pretty generous....

But no seriously, I'm done. Finished. It's over. I don't want to go through what I did last night.

...The wimpy boner, not the blow job part.

bloodyfart · 07-08-2005, 08:16 PM

dude, just dont drink and jack off the day of and you will be fine.

ProfessorNumber · 07-08-2005, 08:25 PM

Happens to the best of us. You have no idea how many people I've heard tell a similar story.

Orgazmo · 07-08-2005, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
That makes sense. If I was polishing my own knob, I'd let myself know before I came.

I think that's common courtesy with one's self.

f3lix · 07-08-2005, 09:09 PM

The girls I've been with love to tease me, so i'm ready to fuck them through the wall. Maybe you didn't mentally build yourself up enough, repug. We all have our off days, but I do agree that alcohal will make everything more difficult.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 07-10-2005, 05:25 AM

congratulations.

now you see where a vegetarian lifestyle gets you as you grow older.

that is what happens when you don't eat like an alpha male.

Mr. Blonde · 07-10-2005, 11:17 AM

Ha. Ten bucks he doesnt last a week. Sorry Repug, nolthing personal, but lord knows i couldnt.

StabMaster Arson · 07-10-2005, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:
Help me.

Clearly the only answer is to convince yourself that it was the chick's fault. Maybe she didn't know how to work it, her cooter smelled of ham, or any of a number of things... all you have to remember is that it wasn't your fault.

The next step is to go out there and find yourself a nice slump-buster. Make sure it's someone just this side of gross that you will never have a repeat performance with again. By doing this, you can get shit-nasty without fear of offending her. This will also make it so that you already have an explanation to yourself if the lil fella doesn't wanna wake up for the show. Either way, you're a winner.

Repugnant Abomination · 07-10-2005, 06:50 PM

Day 2,

It's been almost two full days now since I've pleasured myself, and the burden is becoming difficult to bear. My young body yearns for release at the slightest arousal. My senses are heightened, more aware of even the subtlest of feminine beauty.

Scarlet · 07-10-2005, 06:58 PM

This should be fun have you seen 40 days and 40 nights w/ Josh Heartnet

I give you another 5 days

Orgazmo · 07-10-2005, 07:01 PM

If trust weren't a factor, we could turn this into an Official Nubblies Contest...

Repugnant Abomination · 07-10-2005, 07:28 PM

That hurts gaz, that hurts a lot. I'm a man of my word! If I say I won't touch my cock n balls then goddammit I won't touch 'em!

Orgazmo · 07-10-2005, 07:46 PM

I wasn't saying that you weren't trustworthy, sir. I wouldn't even think of implying something like that.

I was simply saying that, if there were a Golden N on the line, I'm not entirely sure that each of the competitors in said contest would choose to steer completely clear of deceit. That's all.

Repugnant Abomination · 07-10-2005, 10:43 PM

Oh I see. Yeah you're probably correct. Many a man has stooped to low levels for the chance of gaining a golden N.

Carnivorous Flavor · 07-10-2005, 11:45 PM

repug is receiving plenty of anal orgasms anyways,

Ironic Mustache · 07-11-2005, 12:18 PM

It is about time for another golden N contest though. Someone think one up.

MAGICLIT · 07-11-2005, 12:58 PM

Don't take this so hard (no pun intended) Repug. Sometimes I know I really wanna screw, however my pussy will not get wet enough for the cock to just glide right in. I would feel really shitty, hoping the guy doesn't think im not into him. But you did exactly what I would do which was oral, I feel as long as you give great oral, certain things can be overlooked. Also you should really rub one out if you need too, no sense in putting yourself in misery man.

bloodyfart · 07-11-2005, 02:14 PM

if you dont rub on out, then you will have a wet dream, and when your mom goes to wash your sheets, you will get "the talk"

07-08-2005, 07:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	" I can't help but shake the feeling that maybe I've just seen so many naked girls now that It just doesn't do it for me anymore" this is partly it. also, when was the last time you jacked? most importantly you also mentioned that you were drinking; you probably had whiskey dick.
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07-08-2005, 07:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	im not into snowballing. otherwise its cool if you didnt come in her mouth. repug, you are getting older and more exposed to porn with less testosterone flowing through you. you need to not jerk off on days when you are going to be hooking up with a chick. that loaded gun bullshit about jerking off before going out is for dudes that have premature ejaculation problems.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-08-2005, 08:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	That makes sense. If I was polishing my own knob, I'd let myself know before I came.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-08-2005, 08:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	i give you two hours before you jerk [ July 08, 2005, 06:09 PM: Message edited by: bloodyfart ]
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07-08-2005, 08:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	dude, just dont drink and jack off the day of and you will be fine.
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07-08-2005, 07:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Alright...Sigh...Where to begin... Last night I was at this girls house who's been wanting the cock for a while. I decide it was going to be the night. We both got mildly messed up, more like buzzed really, and went back into her room once everyone else left. We laid there in eachothers arms for a few minutes until she broke the silence by saying "What're you thinking about?" I responded with "You naked.". Before I knew what was happening her mouth was plastered against mine, and it was on. I took my time, as I always do, paying special attetion to places that often get neglected during forplay. I kissed up the length of her leg, her entire leg. I grazed my nails along her shoulders, kissed her jaw line ever so gently. I was feeling pretty good about things. Soon I had a mouth full of boob and life was good. With a strategic roll over I placed her atop my body and just like a champ she began to wiggle her way down to my cock...MY COCK! Wtf is going on down there!? It was hard, don't get me wrong, it was definitely hard, but...It was like middle of the road hard, only half as hard as it could be when it reaches its full potential. I found myself straining both physically and mentally to summon the little man to more ambitious sizes, but nothing worked! I was stuck in mediocrity. She started sucking my dick, and it felt nice, but dammit, that wasn't me down there. The worst part is I don't want her to think that that's the height of my spectacular cock power...I was at half a tank. Wtf is the matter with me? I found myself trying to think of things in my head that turn me on, like french poodles and I love Lucy. My mind began to wander and I was no longer in the moment. Eventually she came back up and we kept going at it, but the damage to my psyche had already been done. Wtf is wrong with me? This girl is pretty hot, you know? I can't help but shake the feeling that maybe I've just seen so many naked girls now that It just doesn't do it for me anymore. Maybe I need something more, something kinkier then just fooling around. I don't know what to do people...All I know is I'm worried for my sexual dignity. I'm to young to take viagra goddammit, and I've been informed it's not the answer anyway. So here I am, a bewildered man, no longer sure of his sexual mystique. The one bright side is I had that bitch moaning like nothing you've ever heard when I went down on her, and when I pulled away my face was dripping wet with her pussy juice so I know she wasn't just putting on a show...But shit, I don't want to be doomed to eat twat the rest of my life, Repugnant Jr needs to get in there and wreak some havok.... Help me.

07-08-2005, 07:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Well..I had been drinking a decent ammount..And I DID jerk off earlier that day...I hope that's what it was. When I'm with a woman I need my erection to be something I can be proud of. I want to stop our session, point down at it and say "Look at that baby, quite a sight to behold isn't it?". On a side note, after she had finished sucking my shlong she scooted back up to make up. How does everyone feel about making out with a chick after she has been sucking your dick for like 10 minutes? I mean I figure if I could, I would probably suck my own dick, cause that would be sweet, so I don't have much of a problem with it. However if you cum and then she wants to make out that's totally different...

07-08-2005, 08:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	That's being pretty generous.... But no seriously, I'm done. Finished. It's over. I don't want to go through what I did last night. ...The wimpy boner, not the blow job part.

07-08-2005, 08:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Happens to the best of us. You have no idea how many people I've heard tell a similar story.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

07-08-2005, 09:09 PM	#12 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	The girls I've been with love to tease me, so i'm ready to fuck them through the wall. Maybe you didn't mentally build yourself up enough, repug. We all have our off days, but I do agree that alcohal will make everything more difficult.

07-10-2005, 05:25 AM	#13 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	congratulations. now you see where a vegetarian lifestyle gets you as you grow older. that is what happens when you don't eat like an alpha male.
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07-10-2005, 11:17 AM	#14 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Ha. Ten bucks he doesnt last a week. Sorry Repug, nolthing personal, but lord knows i couldnt.
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07-10-2005, 06:50 PM	#16 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Day 2, It's been almost two full days now since I've pleasured myself, and the burden is becoming difficult to bear. My young body yearns for release at the slightest arousal. My senses are heightened, more aware of even the subtlest of feminine beauty.

07-10-2005, 06:58 PM	#17 (permalink)
Scarlet Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Warsaw Posts: 106 Internets: 10	This should be fun have you seen 40 days and 40 nights w/ Josh Heartnet I give you another 5 days

07-10-2005, 07:01 PM	#18 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	If trust weren't a factor, we could turn this into an Official Nubblies Contest...

07-10-2005, 07:28 PM	#19 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	That hurts gaz, that hurts a lot. I'm a man of my word! If I say I won't touch my cock n balls then goddammit I won't touch 'em!

07-10-2005, 07:46 PM	#20 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I wasn't saying that you weren't trustworthy, sir. I wouldn't even think of implying something like that. I was simply saying that, if there were a Golden N on the line, I'm not entirely sure that each of the competitors in said contest would choose to steer completely clear of deceit. That's all.

07-10-2005, 10:43 PM	#21 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Oh I see. Yeah you're probably correct. Many a man has stooped to low levels for the chance of gaining a golden N.

07-10-2005, 11:45 PM	#22 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	repug is receiving plenty of anal orgasms anyways,
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

07-11-2005, 12:18 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	It is about time for another golden N contest though. Someone think one up.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-11-2005, 12:58 PM	#24 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Don't take this so hard (no pun intended) Repug. Sometimes I know I really wanna screw, however my pussy will not get wet enough for the cock to just glide right in. I would feel really shitty, hoping the guy doesn't think im not into him. But you did exactly what I would do which was oral, I feel as long as you give great oral, certain things can be overlooked. Also you should really rub one out if you need too, no sense in putting yourself in misery man.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-11-2005, 02:14 PM	#25 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	if you dont rub on out, then you will have a wet dream, and when your mom goes to wash your sheets, you will get "the talk"
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>