Nubblies Auction: Mr. Blonde - Nubblies.net Forums

02-19-2004, 02:29 PM

This auction is for sole ownership of one (1) Mr. Blonde.

The following are the terms of ownership:

1)The owner of Mr. Blonde may never give or sell "Mr. Blonde" back his identity.
2)Mr. Blonde may be sold or given away at the owners discression, providing that his ownership is always retained by a Nubblite.
3)The owner of Mr. Blonde must show his ownership by adding "Owns Mr. Blonde" to his/her signature.
4)Once one loses ownership of Mr. Blonde, "Owns Mr. Blonde" must be removed from his/her signature.
5)These rules MUST be adopted by the purchaser of Mr. Blonde, and therefor MUST be passed down to any subsequent owners of Mr. Blonde.
6)Other rules may be added by the owner of Mr. Blonde, so long as they do not negate previous rules (or disallow transfer of Mr. Blondes ownership).

Now the rules of the auction.

Nubblites may bid any ammount of money or other goods/services that they are willing to give for this item. The seller reserves discretionary rights as to the value of each bid, and which bids take precedence over others.
Upon announcement of the winning bidder, Mr. Blonde's ownership will transfer (switching "Owns Mr. Blonde" from signatures), and the new owner will decide whether to keep Mr. Blonde, or re-sell him (resale is highly encouraged).

[ February 19, 2004, 11:32 AM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

Pliedes · 02-19-2004, 02:39 PM

I like this. When does bidding end? I'll probably wait until the last second to sneak my bid in.

02-19-2004, 02:42 PM

Bidding ends exactly one (1) day from the beginning of the auction.

February 20, 2004 11:29 AM

VOL · 02-19-2004, 03:12 PM

DJFC, you are by far my favorite nubblite. You make me so proud of this trend we have started.

VOL · 02-19-2004, 03:15 PM

Perhaps moronic rookies like Mr. Blonde will no longer talk trash about other nubblites until they are ready to face the punishments.

I indeed sold Mr. Blonde to DJFC last night, and it is now time to pass the "nubblies b-otch" around to another.

Saint DH · 02-19-2004, 03:17 PM

who exactly owns Mr. Blonde right now? In other words, who gets the money for Mr. Blonde?

VOL · 02-19-2004, 03:18 PM

DJFC owns him. He has "Owns Mr. Blonde" in his signature, after he and I came to a selling agreement last night.

BarryJive · 02-20-2004, 03:26 PM

I will give FC 15 minutes with a 10 dollar whore in which he can experience:

1) A lame handjob.
2) A blowjob in which most of the teeth are missing.
3) A nice case of Gonoherpasyphalaids.

Eh? What do ya say?

Pliedes · 02-20-2004, 03:34 PM

I'll buy DJ_FC dinner at any place in bloomington, that is pending they take RPS meal points.

Mr. Blonde · 02-20-2004, 04:11 PM

ah...goddammit

02-20-2004, 04:39 PM

As nice as an all expenses paid dinner to an RPS cafeteria would be... the toothless blowjob wins.
BarryJive, as soon as you put "Owns Mr. Blonde" in your signature, he is yours.
If BarryJive is to default on his bid, then Pliedes will win.

BarryJive · 02-20-2004, 07:33 PM

Rock the fuck ON!

VOL · 02-20-2004, 10:34 PM

Congrats Barry. You have made me proud.

Orgazmo · 02-23-2004, 03:59 AM

Just curious as to whether or not payment has been rendered.

BarryJive · 02-23-2004, 04:03 AM

toothless whores are hard to come by...does anybody know where I can find a trailor park in the greater Bloomington area?

02-23-2004, 04:28 AM

Just recieved the payment tonight (she wasnt quite toothless, but I can deal w/ molars).
Great bidder A++++++++++++++++ would highly recommend!

BarryJive · 02-23-2004, 04:33 AM

pleasure doing business with you.

BarryJive · 03-26-2004, 02:32 PM

I think it's time to put Mr. Blonde back on the market. This guy...lemme tell ya...this guy can wash some dishes like you wouldn't believe AND he does windows. You have two days to bid starting at 11:30 Friday. Same rules as above apply. Have at it boys.

St. Anky · 03-26-2004, 02:40 PM

mr. blonde has become everyone's bitch.

only on nubblies...

VOL · 03-26-2004, 03:35 PM

I don't want him again, perhaps he can be sold to Malibu?

[ March 26, 2004, 12:45 PM: Message edited by: VOL ]

03-26-2004, 04:21 PM

I bid 2 AA batteries and a pile of pubic hair.

Mr. Blonde · 03-26-2004, 04:30 PM

[ March 26, 2004, 01:31 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

Lucifer · 03-26-2004, 04:45 PM

I am interested in Mr. Blonde's soul!
Mwuahahahahahaha

Saint DH · 03-26-2004, 05:00 PM

I always thought you were a homosexual.

Lucifer · 03-26-2004, 05:30 PM

I always thought your asshole was mine!

02-19-2004, 02:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	This auction is for sole ownership of one (1) Mr. Blonde. The following are the terms of ownership: 1)The owner of Mr. Blonde may never give or sell "Mr. Blonde" back his identity. 2)Mr. Blonde may be sold or given away at the owners discression, providing that his ownership is always retained by a Nubblite. 3)The owner of Mr. Blonde must show his ownership by adding "Owns Mr. Blonde" to his/her signature. 4)Once one loses ownership of Mr. Blonde, "Owns Mr. Blonde" must be removed from his/her signature. 5)These rules MUST be adopted by the purchaser of Mr. Blonde, and therefor MUST be passed down to any subsequent owners of Mr. Blonde. 6)Other rules may be added by the owner of Mr. Blonde, so long as they do not negate previous rules (or disallow transfer of Mr. Blondes ownership). Now the rules of the auction. Nubblites may bid any ammount of money or other goods/services that they are willing to give for this item. The seller reserves discretionary rights as to the value of each bid, and which bids take precedence over others. Upon announcement of the winning bidder, Mr. Blonde's ownership will transfer (switching "Owns Mr. Blonde" from signatures), and the new owner will decide whether to keep Mr. Blonde, or re-sell him (resale is highly encouraged). [ February 19, 2004, 11:32 AM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-19-2004, 02:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Bidding ends exactly one (1) day from the beginning of the auction. February 20, 2004 11:29 AM
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-19-2004, 03:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	DJFC, you are by far my favorite nubblite. You make me so proud of this trend we have started.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

02-19-2004, 03:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Perhaps moronic rookies like Mr. Blonde will no longer talk trash about other nubblites until they are ready to face the punishments. I indeed sold Mr. Blonde to DJFC last night, and it is now time to pass the "nubblies b-otch" around to another.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

02-19-2004, 03:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	DJFC owns him. He has "Owns Mr. Blonde" in his signature, after he and I came to a selling agreement last night.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

02-19-2004, 02:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I like this. When does bidding end? I'll probably wait until the last second to sneak my bid in.

02-19-2004, 03:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	who exactly owns Mr. Blonde right now? In other words, who gets the money for Mr. Blonde?

02-20-2004, 03:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	I will give FC 15 minutes with a 10 dollar whore in which he can experience: 1) A lame handjob. 2) A blowjob in which most of the teeth are missing. 3) A nice case of Gonoherpasyphalaids. Eh? What do ya say?
	I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.

02-20-2004, 03:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I'll buy DJ_FC dinner at any place in bloomington, that is pending they take RPS meal points.

02-20-2004, 04:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	ah...goddammit
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-20-2004, 04:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	As nice as an all expenses paid dinner to an RPS cafeteria would be... the toothless blowjob wins. BarryJive, as soon as you put "Owns Mr. Blonde" in your signature, he is yours. If BarryJive is to default on his bid, then Pliedes will win.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-20-2004, 07:33 PM	#12 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	Rock the fuck ON!
	I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.

02-20-2004, 10:34 PM	#13 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Congrats Barry. You have made me proud.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

02-23-2004, 03:59 AM	#14 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	Just curious as to whether or not payment has been rendered.

02-23-2004, 04:03 AM	#15 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	toothless whores are hard to come by...does anybody know where I can find a trailor park in the greater Bloomington area?
	I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.

02-23-2004, 04:28 AM	#16 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Just recieved the payment tonight (she wasnt quite toothless, but I can deal w/ molars). Great bidder A++++++++++++++++ would highly recommend!
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-23-2004, 04:33 AM	#17 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	pleasure doing business with you.
	I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.

03-26-2004, 02:32 PM	#18 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	I think it's time to put Mr. Blonde back on the market. This guy...lemme tell ya...this guy can wash some dishes like you wouldn't believe AND he does windows. You have two days to bid starting at 11:30 Friday. Same rules as above apply. Have at it boys.
	I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.

03-26-2004, 02:40 PM	#19 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	mr. blonde has become everyone's bitch. only on nubblies...

03-26-2004, 03:35 PM	#20 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	I don't want him again, perhaps he can be sold to Malibu? [ March 26, 2004, 12:45 PM: Message edited by: VOL ]
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

03-26-2004, 04:21 PM	#21 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I bid 2 AA batteries and a pile of pubic hair.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

03-26-2004, 04:30 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	[ March 26, 2004, 01:31 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-26-2004, 04:45 PM	#23 (permalink)
Lucifer Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hell Posts: 200 Internets: 10	I am interested in Mr. Blonde's soul! Mwuahahahahahaha
	I will rape you in hell.

03-26-2004, 05:00 PM	#24 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	I always thought you were a homosexual.

03-26-2004, 05:30 PM	#25 (permalink)
Lucifer Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hell Posts: 200 Internets: 10	I always thought your asshole was mine!
	I will rape you in hell.