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Lucy Fur · 01-18-2006, 12:07 PM

masturbate?

be honest now....

Ironic Mustache · 01-18-2006, 12:16 PM

You can pretty much count on about once a day, but there are days where there's more. I will skip days here and there due to circumstance (the off chance I get laid or I'm drunk and pass out somewhere), so I'd say about once a day.

Now that you've asked that question and I've honestly replied, I expect the same cooperation from you.

theMerciless1 · 01-18-2006, 12:29 PM

when i lived alone, once a day for the most part. sometimes more sometimes less.
now that i live with a chick, rarely. once or twice a week.

Lucy Fur · 01-18-2006, 12:30 PM

i am going to add another part to this.

would you do it in front of anyone?

and dont worry ironic.. i'll answer...

theMerciless1 · 01-18-2006, 01:04 PM

i have

theMerciless1 · 01-18-2006, 01:05 PM

didnt we already establish that the jj guys are the most shameless bunch of lowlives you could imagine?

Ironic Mustache · 01-18-2006, 01:16 PM

Yeah I have too, but I didn't finish. It got the chick hot by watching and then she took over from there.

Ugly Bastard · 01-18-2006, 01:35 PM

I used to be a fucking machine. 7 times a week would be a slow week.

Now I'm at like 4-5 times a week. I dunno what that's about.

Orgazmo · 01-18-2006, 01:40 PM

Normally on the one-a-day program when single.

Mr. Blonde · 01-18-2006, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Normally on the one-a-day program when single.

And no, probably not.

Ugly Bastard · 01-18-2006, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Normally on the one-a-day program when single.

Says the kid who's been single for 3 months since 8th grade.

Lucy Fur · 01-18-2006, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

And no, probably not.

wait...blonde, are you saying you jerk off gaz and you wont let anyone watch?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-18-2006, 02:51 PM

Back when I first discovered the art I may have done it a bit too much. If I were to take a guess per day it would beat all of you bye a long shot. [heehee pun] Nowadays its about a 3 to 6 time a week affair, depending how busy I am.

ninjaface · 01-18-2006, 04:12 PM

On average, about once a day. Sometimes I skip a day for whatever reason. Other days I punch the munchkin 3 times.

BigDongedHoe · 01-18-2006, 04:38 PM

When my g/f is in town I usually go once or twice a week....with her gone I'd say 4-5 times a week.

vaga1220 * · 01-18-2006, 05:13 PM

Funny I should stumble across this thread right now, any guesses as to what I was just fixing to do?

vaga1220 * · 01-18-2006, 05:37 PM

ok I'm done now.

Niger Angelus · 01-18-2006, 06:10 PM

Every other day, or every day, depending on how the weekend went.

Repugnant Abomination · 01-18-2006, 06:20 PM

It varies. Sometimes I'm in a bad mood so I punish the little fella with 2 or 3 thumpings, and other days I practice abstinence. It really just depends.

angry pancake · 01-18-2006, 07:17 PM

Reminds me of a great song. Tell me how to post an MP4 around 3mb and I'll attach it.

"Five Knuckle Shuffle"

Well I got me a girlfriend
You know she's looking real fine
and she lives in a penthouse
on page thirty-nine
She don't say much
it's all look and no-touch
I can look but I can't touch
That's why I'm

Spanking the monkey, and
choking the chicken, and
I'm beating the bishop
all the time
I'm tooting the skin flute, and
scolding the puppy, and
I'm milking the lizard
all the time

Do the Five knuckle shuffle
Five knuckle shuffle
Five knuckle shuffle
Gonna find me a woman someday

Now I got me a hustler
and a Mocha Ma'ms too
and a bottle of K-Y
in an easy squeeze tube
If this were a race
I'd be in first place
I guess that's why they
call me stroker ace
That's why I'm

Spanking the monkey, and
choking the chicken, and
I'm beating the bishop
all the time
I'm tooting the skin flute, and
scolding the puppy, and
I'm milking the lizard
all the time

Do the Five knuckle shuffle
Five knuckle shuffle
Five knuckle shuffle
Gonna find me a woman someday

Five knuckle shuffle
Five knuckle shuffle
That's right
Five knuckle shuffle
Five knuckle shuffle
Gonna find me a woman some day
Five knuckle shuffle
Five knuckle shuffle
Spank the monkey now

We've seen great power
but nothing like that kind of hand speed

malice · 01-18-2006, 10:08 PM

Once a day and if I dont get any pussy I will usually do it a second time and yes I have done it in front of a few females.

Niger Angelus · 01-18-2006, 10:13 PM

Yeah, I have too.

hellcat · 01-18-2006, 10:20 PM

Once a day or every other day when my girlfriend isn't in town. When she is not at all.

Niger Angelus · 01-18-2006, 10:55 PM

That one was a good one.

Schroeder · 01-19-2006, 12:12 AM

Never.

01-18-2006, 12:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	how often do you guys... masturbate? be honest now....
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01-18-2006, 12:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	You can pretty much count on about once a day, but there are days where there's more. I will skip days here and there due to circumstance (the off chance I get laid or I'm drunk and pass out somewhere), so I'd say about once a day. Now that you've asked that question and I've honestly replied, I expect the same cooperation from you.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-18-2006, 12:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	when i lived alone, once a day for the most part. sometimes more sometimes less. now that i live with a chick, rarely. once or twice a week.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

01-18-2006, 12:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	i am going to add another part to this. would you do it in front of anyone? and dont worry ironic.. i'll answer...
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

01-18-2006, 01:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i have
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

01-18-2006, 01:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	didnt we already establish that the jj guys are the most shameless bunch of lowlives you could imagine?
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

01-18-2006, 01:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Yeah I have too, but I didn't finish. It got the chick hot by watching and then she took over from there.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-18-2006, 01:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I used to be a fucking machine. 7 times a week would be a slow week. Now I'm at like 4-5 times a week. I dunno what that's about.

01-18-2006, 01:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Normally on the one-a-day program when single.

01-18-2006, 02:51 PM	#13 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	Back when I first discovered the art I may have done it a bit too much. If I were to take a guess per day it would beat all of you bye a long shot. [heehee pun] Nowadays its about a 3 to 6 time a week affair, depending how busy I am.
	#YOLO

01-18-2006, 04:12 PM	#14 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	On average, about once a day. Sometimes I skip a day for whatever reason. Other days I punch the munchkin 3 times.

01-18-2006, 04:38 PM	#15 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	When my g/f is in town I usually go once or twice a week....with her gone I'd say 4-5 times a week.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

01-18-2006, 05:13 PM	#16 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	Funny I should stumble across this thread right now, any guesses as to what I was just fixing to do?
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

01-18-2006, 05:37 PM	#17 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	ok I'm done now.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

01-18-2006, 06:10 PM	#18 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Every other day, or every day, depending on how the weekend went.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-18-2006, 10:20 PM	#23 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	Once a day or every other day when my girlfriend isn't in town. When she is not at all.
	“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” -- Adolf Hitler 1935

01-19-2006, 12:12 AM	#25 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Never.

01-18-2006, 06:20 PM	#19 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	It varies. Sometimes I'm in a bad mood so I punish the little fella with 2 or 3 thumpings, and other days I practice abstinence. It really just depends.

01-18-2006, 10:08 PM	#21 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	Once a day and if I dont get any pussy I will usually do it a second time and yes I have done it in front of a few females.

01-18-2006, 10:13 PM	#22 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Yeah, I have too.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-18-2006, 10:55 PM	#24 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	That one was a good one.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

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