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Ironic Mustache · 03-20-2006, 05:49 PM

Tonight I'm leaving for Costa Rica! I'll be spending 10 lovely nights in the tropical paradise very near to San Jose. I'm going with my dad (who goes primarily for prostitutes) so I will have ass loads of pictures when I get back.

I'm out bitches!

Deadly Crescent Kick · 03-20-2006, 06:09 PM

have fun.

wrap it up tight!

Ironic Mustache · 03-20-2006, 06:35 PM

I'm going to wear a leather sheath.

Repugnant Abomination · 03-20-2006, 06:35 PM

I'm not a jerk, you're a jerk!

Ironic Mustache · 03-20-2006, 08:30 PM

Not true, you are a jerk. You gave me the wrong phone number.

03-20-2006, 09:14 PM

At first I thought you were trippin when you typed "San Jose," (Since you aren't too far from it yourself) But before I made an ass of myself I looked up a map of Costa Rica and indeed there is a "San Jose" there.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-21-2006, 09:11 AM

let us know if your dad gets nekkid with anymore trannies

Beebs · 03-21-2006, 01:49 PM

FC just said "trippin" I will never let him live that down.

Carnivorous Flavor · 03-21-2006, 08:43 PM

urmybitch just got back from costa rica.....

i hate you all.

Orgazmo · 03-21-2006, 09:27 PM

I hope your plane doesn't crash (9.5).

Repugnant Abomination · 03-22-2006, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

Not true, you are a jerk. You gave me the wrong phone number.

I won't tolerate you spreading lies like this.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 03-22-2006, 07:58 AM

oh yeah? i get to go to new jersey this weekend!

Ironic Mustache · 04-11-2006, 04:45 PM

Orgazmo · 04-11-2006, 05:29 PM

I'm sure you got syphilis or something. You simply must have...or this just wouldn't be fair.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-11-2006, 05:34 PM

He's a liar. A big fat liar.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-11-2006, 05:38 PM

No one likes a liarface.

What if you defied all odds and impregnated 10 different women in one vacation? Then all your kids joined nubblies. That would be sweet.

theMerciless1 · 04-12-2006, 10:17 AM

i wonder if costa rican aids is worse than american aids.

Mr. Blonde · 04-12-2006, 01:00 PM

of course it is, silly.

04-12-2006, 01:02 PM

I heard that's how Jarred from Subway lost all his weight.

Orgazmo · 04-12-2006, 01:05 PM

Also, in Costa Rica, they have that little fish that uses microscopic spikes to slither inside urethras. That's why you're always supposed to wear a condom while you're swimming in the waters near there.

If one crawls inside of your urethra, you normally don't notice it right away (it's actually pretty small/painless at first), but, after about a month, the creature will die and it's rotting corpse will leave the penis diseased to the point where it may actually fall off.

Early symptoms (before the pain in the host/onset of rotting of the parasite) include having a small, brown penis, speaking with a mexican accent, being a jerk, fucking tons of bitches, and sucking tons of cock.

Ironic Mustache · 04-12-2006, 02:12 PM

I don't have syphillis.

theMerciless1 · 04-13-2006, 10:38 AM

ttt for pics and details!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-13-2006, 11:05 AM

pics featuring hardcore penetration please

vaga1220 * · 04-13-2006, 01:36 PM

You know there's just not enough hardcore penetration these days.

03-20-2006, 05:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	So long jerks! Tonight I'm leaving for Costa Rica! I'll be spending 10 lovely nights in the tropical paradise very near to San Jose. I'm going with my dad (who goes primarily for prostitutes) so I will have ass loads of pictures when I get back. I'm out bitches!
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

03-20-2006, 06:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	have fun. wrap it up tight!
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

03-20-2006, 06:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'm going to wear a leather sheath.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

03-20-2006, 08:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Not true, you are a jerk. You gave me the wrong phone number.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

03-20-2006, 09:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	At first I thought you were trippin when you typed "San Jose," (Since you aren't too far from it yourself) But before I made an ass of myself I looked up a map of Costa Rica and indeed there is a "San Jose" there.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

03-20-2006, 06:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I'm not a jerk, you're a jerk!

03-21-2006, 09:11 AM	#7 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	let us know if your dad gets nekkid with anymore trannies
	#YOLO

03-21-2006, 01:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	FC just said "trippin" I will never let him live that down.

03-21-2006, 08:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	urmybitch just got back from costa rica..... i hate you all.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

03-21-2006, 09:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	I hope your plane doesn't crash (9.5).

03-22-2006, 07:58 AM	#12 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	oh yeah? i get to go to new jersey this weekend!
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

04-11-2006, 04:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	...
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might. Last edited by Ironic Mustache; 11-14-2008 at 02:03 PM.

04-11-2006, 05:29 PM	#14 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	I'm sure you got syphilis or something. You simply must have...or this just wouldn't be fair.

04-11-2006, 05:34 PM	#15 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	He's a liar. A big fat liar.

04-11-2006, 05:38 PM	#16 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	No one likes a liarface. What if you defied all odds and impregnated 10 different women in one vacation? Then all your kids joined nubblies. That would be sweet.
	#YOLO Last edited by THEINCREDIBLEdork; 04-11-2006 at 05:49 PM.

04-12-2006, 01:00 PM	#18 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	of course it is, silly.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-12-2006, 10:17 AM	#17 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i wonder if costa rican aids is worse than american aids.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

04-12-2006, 01:02 PM	#19 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I heard that's how Jarred from Subway lost all his weight.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

04-12-2006, 01:05 PM	#20 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Also, in Costa Rica, they have that little fish that uses microscopic spikes to slither inside urethras. That's why you're always supposed to wear a condom while you're swimming in the waters near there. If one crawls inside of your urethra, you normally don't notice it right away (it's actually pretty small/painless at first), but, after about a month, the creature will die and it's rotting corpse will leave the penis diseased to the point where it may actually fall off. Early symptoms (before the pain in the host/onset of rotting of the parasite) include having a small, brown penis, speaking with a mexican accent, being a jerk, fucking tons of bitches, and sucking tons of cock.

04-12-2006, 02:12 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I don't have syphillis.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might. Last edited by Ironic Mustache; 11-14-2008 at 02:04 PM.

04-13-2006, 10:38 AM	#22 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	ttt for pics and details!
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

04-13-2006, 11:05 AM	#23 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	pics featuring hardcore penetration please
	#YOLO

04-13-2006, 01:36 PM	#24 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	You know there's just not enough hardcore penetration these days.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

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