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Orgazmo · 01-06-2009, 04:49 PM

Blonde: Your Santa has informed me that your initial gift was, indeed, ordered before Christmas and slated to arrive on the 29th. They just recently got the, "sorry, but we just realized we're out of stock" email.

Fear not! As of Jan 1, your new gift is en route. It should be there soon.

I'll look into the others later tonight when I get home.

Mr. Blonde · 01-06-2009, 04:58 PM

Much thanks

Orgazmo · 01-06-2009, 06:15 PM

Of the 5 Santas owning gifts that have yet to arrive, one (Blonde) has recently messaged me with a status update. I just sent a PM asking for a status update to the other four.

I'll update this thread with those replies as they come in.

Orgazmo · 01-06-2009, 06:56 PM

HCW's gift was ordered & shipped from eBay...and there's no tracking. It should be there by now.

BigDongedHoe · 01-06-2009, 07:12 PM

I received my gift but just got back from Florida last night so I haven't had the time in the last 24 hours to take pictures and make a post. Hopefully I'll have something up by tomorrow.

Orgazmo · 01-06-2009, 07:22 PM

Shaw: Your gift is a 2 parter, the second part of which should have gotten there no later than Dec 29. Can you confirm you have not received this?

DDTempest · 01-06-2009, 10:55 PM

Initially I thought the assignments were sent out the second week of December. I went back and checked, just so I could know for sure.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

We're locked in. All assignments have been sent out. Lemme know if you have any questions.

Sadly, this message was posted by Orgazmo December 3rd, 2008. Now I am no historian, nor even a mathematician, but I calculate that as to roughly:

THIRTY
THREE
FUCKING
DAYS
AGO!

Unless the gifts that have no been received are of the highest quality, this has been an epic abortion of a failure and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for ruining Nubblies Christmas.

Ugly Bastard · 01-06-2009, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

this has been an epic abortion of a failure and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for ruining Nubblies Christmas.

This.

I move that all parties who have not yet sent their gifts be banned from all future Secret Santa activities permanently.

Orgazmo · 01-06-2009, 11:08 PM

Ya...it really is pretty bad.

At minimum, we need a pre-existing deadline with consequences built in on the next go around. Something like, "If your giftee hasn't received their gift by the new year, you, the Santa, are unmasked, shamed, and banned from further giftings."

DDTempest · 01-07-2009, 11:13 PM

Cocktooth · 01-08-2009, 09:51 AM

Stop bitching.

Orgazmo · 01-08-2009, 10:20 AM

DD: Your Santa apologizes for the delay and would like to report that your gift is in the mail.

Shaw: DID YOU GET YOUR GOD DAMNED GIFT YET? It should have been there over a week ago.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Shaw: Your gift is a 2 parter, the second part of which should have gotten there no later than Dec 29. Can you confirm you have not received this?

Cocktooth · 01-08-2009, 11:52 AM

Sorry, as you know, I'm not one for details. Yes I did get my harmonica and beans in 2 parts.

Orgazmo · 01-08-2009, 12:07 PM

Shaw, we need details with package openings. Pictures. Thoughts. Reflections.

It sounds like a solid package to me.

Blonde: Apologies are abundant from your Santa, but he/she has received word that your order has been delayed! It should ship very soon.

I can vouch that it does appear that the santa is being responsible about all of this...just getting dicked over.

Your patience is appreciated.

DDTempest · 01-08-2009, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

Stop bitching.

I was just counting.

Cocktooth · 01-08-2009, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Shaw, we need details with package openings. Pictures. Thoughts. Reflections.

It sounds like a solid package to me.

I would love to help out with this, but a. I have no digital camera. b. The beans that were delievered, over half were broken so I had to dispose of it. The harmonica is very nice, as far as harmonica's go.

Mr. Blonde · 01-08-2009, 12:46 PM

Shaw, you shouldn't have joined the Secret Santa program if you aren't going to abide by the collective and agreed upon rules of the game.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Blonde: Apologies are abundant from your Santa, but he/she has received word that your order has been delayed! It should ship very soon.

I can vouch that it does appear that the santa is being responsible about all of this...just getting dicked over.

Your patience is appreciated.

This is absolutely no problem, i'm not that worried about it, as long as I have the information; before I was hearing nothing so I thought that poor Mr. Blonde was abandoned for christmas.

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Repugnant Abomination · 01-08-2009, 03:09 PM

You fail, Shaw.

DDTempest · 01-08-2009, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

I would love to help out with this, but a. I have no digital camera. b. The beans that were delievered, over half were broken so I had to dispose of it. The harmonica is very nice, as far as harmonica's go.

What beans, humor us with at least a semblance of appreciation for whatever you were given. Take a guess as to who sent it ... something. I'm with Blonde on this one, if you don't want to participate then you shouldn't have signed up in the first place.

TwoBlackEyes · 01-08-2009, 03:22 PM

So, let me get this straight.

Y'all actually spent money buying unneeded stuff for strangers on the internet... I've got a Nigerian prince I'd like to introduce you to.

Worse, some of you are actually surprised and upset that some stranger on the internet who promised to send you something didn't follow through. Is this your first time online?

And the worst of all: the pussy who whined that his gift wasn't cool enough cause he didn't think the joke was funny. WHAAAAA my free stuff from strangers isn't the best present ever!! It's like they don't even KNOW me!!

Are you kidding me? Do you also throw a shit-fit when grandma buys you an ugly sweater? Are you 12?

Mr. Blonde · 01-08-2009, 09:17 PM

I'm 12.

AcTivE · 01-08-2009, 10:19 PM

Shaw, are these magic beans? Why would someone send you beans unless they were magic?

DDTempest · 01-08-2009, 10:37 PM

Hate to agree with Active, but what the fuck are these beans you are talking about? How do beans break? Details sir, its in the contract.

Orgazmo · 01-08-2009, 11:13 PM

Wow, I really wish I knew more about the beans Shaw got in the mail.

Cocktooth · 01-08-2009, 11:17 PM

I got a solid amount of beans, plus a harmonica. Still not sure what the joke means, but the middle 12 cans of beans were all broken open and leaving the card area of my APT smelling awful. I decided to just discard. Sorry guys.

I also must have missed the entire point of the secret Santa. I tried to give something that could be useful. After rereading some post, mine might be off target, but oh well. Maybe I should have just sent a picture of some tits, and a bottle of KY for all that is concerned.

Yes I was late in sending, but the item I wanted wasn't in stock. Sorry.

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01-06-2009, 04:58 PM	#327 (permalink)
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01-06-2009, 07:12 PM	#330 (permalink)
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01-07-2009, 11:13 PM	#335 (permalink)
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01-08-2009, 09:51 AM	#336 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Stop bitching.
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01-06-2009, 04:49 PM	#326 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Blonde: Your Santa has informed me that your initial gift was, indeed, ordered before Christmas and slated to arrive on the 29th. They just recently got the, "sorry, but we just realized we're out of stock" email. Fear not! As of Jan 1, your new gift is en route. It should be there soon. I'll look into the others later tonight when I get home.

01-06-2009, 06:15 PM	#328 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Of the 5 Santas owning gifts that have yet to arrive, one (Blonde) has recently messaged me with a status update. I just sent a PM asking for a status update to the other four. I'll update this thread with those replies as they come in.

01-06-2009, 06:56 PM	#329 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	HCW's gift was ordered & shipped from eBay...and there's no tracking. It should be there by now.

01-06-2009, 07:22 PM	#331 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Shaw: Your gift is a 2 parter, the second part of which should have gotten there no later than Dec 29. Can you confirm you have not received this?

01-06-2009, 11:08 PM	#334 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Ya...it really is pretty bad. At minimum, we need a pre-existing deadline with consequences built in on the next go around. Something like, "If your giftee hasn't received their gift by the new year, you, the Santa, are unmasked, shamed, and banned from further giftings."

01-08-2009, 11:52 AM	#338 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Sorry, as you know, I'm not one for details. Yes I did get my harmonica and beans in 2 parts.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

01-08-2009, 12:07 PM	#339 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Shaw, we need details with package openings. Pictures. Thoughts. Reflections. It sounds like a solid package to me. Blonde: Apologies are abundant from your Santa, but he/she has received word that your order has been delayed! It should ship very soon. I can vouch that it does appear that the santa is being responsible about all of this...just getting dicked over. Your patience is appreciated.

01-08-2009, 03:09 PM	#343 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	You fail, Shaw.

01-08-2009, 03:22 PM	#345 (permalink)
TwoBlackEyes Been told twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 312 Internets: 1299	So, let me get this straight. Y'all actually spent money buying unneeded stuff for strangers on the internet... I've got a Nigerian prince I'd like to introduce you to. Worse, some of you are actually surprised and upset that some stranger on the internet who promised to send you something didn't follow through. Is this your first time online? And the worst of all: the pussy who whined that his gift wasn't cool enough cause he didn't think the joke was funny. WHAAAAA my free stuff from strangers isn't the best present ever!! It's like they don't even KNOW me!! Are you kidding me? Do you also throw a shit-fit when grandma buys you an ugly sweater? Are you 12?

01-08-2009, 09:17 PM	#346 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I'm 12.
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01-08-2009, 10:19 PM	#347 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	Shaw, are these magic beans? Why would someone send you beans unless they were magic?
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01-08-2009, 10:37 PM	#348 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	Hate to agree with Active, but what the fuck are these beans you are talking about? How do beans break? Details sir, its in the contract.

01-08-2009, 11:13 PM	#349 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Wow, I really wish I knew more about the beans Shaw got in the mail.

01-08-2009, 11:17 PM	#350 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I got a solid amount of beans, plus a harmonica. Still not sure what the joke means, but the middle 12 cans of beans were all broken open and leaving the card area of my APT smelling awful. I decided to just discard. Sorry guys. I also must have missed the entire point of the secret Santa. I tried to give something that could be useful. After rereading some post, mine might be off target, but oh well. Maybe I should have just sent a picture of some tits, and a bottle of KY for all that is concerned. Yes I was late in sending, but the item I wanted wasn't in stock. Sorry.
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