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DDTempest · 01-08-2009, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

I got a solid amount of beans, plus a harmonica. Still not sure what the joke means

LOL you made it sound like they were just broken beans, not broken "cans of beans" which totally makes sense with the harmonica.

1. eat beans
2. play harmonica with your ass
3. Profit!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-09-2009, 12:03 AM

My guess is your gift was from HCW, and your gift is something a stereotypical (from and english point of view) midwestern american would enjoy.

Sounds like a pretty kickass gift to me.

Orgazmo · 01-09-2009, 12:12 AM

Sounds like the kind of gift that makes me want to put on a cowboy hat and start a bonfire.

Giddyup.

f3lix · 01-09-2009, 01:53 AM

Shaw, did you even READ this thread? When everybody was posting pictures and stories, did you just think that it was all cute?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-09-2009, 02:23 AM

Don't forget we are still waiting on BDH. They are both bad seeds.

DJ FC · 01-09-2009, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

I got a solid amount of beans, plus a harmonica. Still not sure what the joke means, but the middle 12 cans of beans were all broken open and leaving the card area of my APT smelling awful. I decided to just discard. Sorry guys.

I also must have missed the entire point of the secret Santa. I tried to give something that could be useful. After rereading some post, mine might be off target, but oh well. Maybe I should have just sent a picture of some tits, and a bottle of KY for all that is concerned.

Yes I was late in sending, but the item I wanted wasn't in stock. Sorry.

Sounds like someone wants to see you post a vid of you playing the harmonica w/ your ass!

f3lix · 01-09-2009, 03:45 AM

BDH had to attend 3 different Dave concerts. I'm sure his gift will be sent as soon as Dave isn't in his life.

Orgazmo · 01-09-2009, 09:15 AM

What if he opens his box and inside is the very soul of Dave Matthews?

Oh won't he feel foolish for this long wait!

Dent · 01-10-2009, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

My guess is your gift was from HCW, and your gift is something a stereotypical (from and english point of view) midwestern american would enjoy.

Sounds like a pretty kickass gift to me.

Your stereotype of what the stereotypical english person's view on a stereotypical midwestern american is very wrong.
The idea of opening your secret santa to find rotten beans and a harmonica is hilarious though,
i'd like to know how many beans equates to a solid amount.
HCW's gift has arrived, he's not back for another week. I think I gotta open it.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-10-2009, 12:11 PM

please describe the correct stereotype

and open that fuckin gift right now!

Orgazmo · 01-10-2009, 02:04 PM

I, too, am curious how many beans were there. He said he discarded "a row". Does that mean a whole carton of canned beans?

And...yes. You obviously need to open his gift. There's no question about that.

Cocktooth · 01-10-2009, 04:27 PM

A case of beans. Yes an entire case of beans.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-11-2009, 04:19 AM

Can we get a list of people who are not allowed to participate next year?

Cocktooth · 01-11-2009, 05:30 AM

Shaw- Even though he is sending his gift, It was entirely to late. Plus he is demening the entire concept by not taking pictures of his fat ass opening a can of beans, and a harmonica. He is no longer apart of Secret Santa 09

Ugly Bastard · 01-11-2009, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

Shaw- Even though he is sending his gift

Sending? As in, "have not yet sent"? If that's the case, who gifted me the sextoy and shot glass?

Repugnant Abomination · 01-11-2009, 03:16 PM

Some of you are breathtakingly worthless.

Ugly Bastard · 01-11-2009, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

Some of you are breathtakingly worthless.

THIS!

God I wonder how many times I've said a variation on that exact phrase...

Pliedes · 01-11-2009, 04:27 PM

Maybe the addresses of failed santas should be posted so we can send them "Secret Satan" gifts.

DDTempest · 01-11-2009, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pliedes

Maybe the addresses of failed santas should be posted so we can send them "Secret Satan" gifts.

Seconded. poopsenders - the ULTIMATE gag gift - SWEET revenge at its finest

Ironic Mustache · 01-13-2009, 03:35 PM

At what point does the giftee become a complete failure? Dave Matthews concert or now, BDH received his gift a long ass time ago and there wasn't even a hint as to its contents.

Mr. Blonde · 01-13-2009, 04:07 PM

I suggest coordinated negreps.

BigDongedHoe · 01-13-2009, 06:51 PM

Hey don't shit on me I sent out a fine santa gift (in decent time) and haven't had access to a digital camera in what seems like forever.

I don't want to tell what it is without pictures to back it up.

Orgazmo · 01-13-2009, 08:11 PM

I'm shitting on you.

Everyone was able to get pics up almost immediately (except Shaw, and, as a result, he was flogged).

Even Repug, whose camera broke mid way through the opening, was able to find someone with a camera to give us pics with a reasonable turn around.

There's no way you have less friends than Repug.

BigDongedHoe · 01-13-2009, 08:39 PM

Fair enough... my gift wasn't that great either, which probably curved some excitement to really work at getting it up here.

Mr. Blonde · 01-13-2009, 09:36 PM

curbed*

Not trying to be a dick, but don't blame it on the gift, that's shitty and ungrateful. You got more presents than like all of us combined for regular xmas (yes i'm jealous), and don't have access to anybody with a camera? Your CELL PHONE doesn't have a camera?

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01-09-2009, 12:03 AM	#352 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	My guess is your gift was from HCW, and your gift is something a stereotypical (from and english point of view) midwestern american would enjoy. Sounds like a pretty kickass gift to me.
	#YOLO

01-09-2009, 02:23 AM	#355 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Don't forget we are still waiting on BDH. They are both bad seeds.
	#YOLO

01-10-2009, 12:11 PM	#360 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	please describe the correct stereotype and open that fuckin gift right now!
	#YOLO

01-10-2009, 04:27 PM	#362 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	A case of beans. Yes an entire case of beans.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

01-09-2009, 12:12 AM	#353 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Sounds like the kind of gift that makes me want to put on a cowboy hat and start a bonfire. Giddyup.

01-09-2009, 01:53 AM	#354 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Shaw, did you even READ this thread? When everybody was posting pictures and stories, did you just think that it was all cute?

01-09-2009, 03:45 AM	#357 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	BDH had to attend 3 different Dave concerts. I'm sure his gift will be sent as soon as Dave isn't in his life.

01-09-2009, 09:15 AM	#358 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	What if he opens his box and inside is the very soul of Dave Matthews? Oh won't he feel foolish for this long wait!

01-10-2009, 02:04 PM	#361 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I, too, am curious how many beans were there. He said he discarded "a row". Does that mean a whole carton of canned beans? And...yes. You obviously need to open his gift. There's no question about that.

01-11-2009, 04:19 AM	#363 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Can we get a list of people who are not allowed to participate next year?
	#YOLO

01-11-2009, 05:30 AM	#364 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Shaw- Even though he is sending his gift, It was entirely to late. Plus he is demening the entire concept by not taking pictures of his fat ass opening a can of beans, and a harmonica. He is no longer apart of Secret Santa 09
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

01-11-2009, 03:16 PM	#366 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Some of you are breathtakingly worthless.

01-11-2009, 04:27 PM	#368 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Maybe the addresses of failed santas should be posted so we can send them "Secret Satan" gifts.

01-13-2009, 03:35 PM	#370 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	At what point does the giftee become a complete failure? Dave Matthews concert or now, BDH received his gift a long ass time ago and there wasn't even a hint as to its contents.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-13-2009, 04:07 PM	#371 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I suggest coordinated negreps.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-13-2009, 06:51 PM	#372 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Hey don't shit on me I sent out a fine santa gift (in decent time) and haven't had access to a digital camera in what seems like forever. I don't want to tell what it is without pictures to back it up.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

01-13-2009, 08:11 PM	#373 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I'm shitting on you. Everyone was able to get pics up almost immediately (except Shaw, and, as a result, he was flogged). Even Repug, whose camera broke mid way through the opening, was able to find someone with a camera to give us pics with a reasonable turn around. There's no way you have less friends than Repug.

01-13-2009, 08:39 PM	#374 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Fair enough... my gift wasn't that great either, which probably curved some excitement to really work at getting it up here.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

01-13-2009, 09:36 PM	#375 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	curbed* Not trying to be a dick, but don't blame it on the gift, that's shitty and ungrateful. You got more presents than like all of us combined for regular xmas (yes i'm jealous), and don't have access to anybody with a camera? Your CELL PHONE doesn't have a camera?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

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