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f3lix · 01-22-2009, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

I banned my fucking self. What I wanted to send wasn't available the time I wanted to send. It's okay. Be an ungrateful bitch for me trying to start you on your pruning career.

Have you been hanging around Repug?

Repugnant Abomination · 01-22-2009, 03:14 PM

Mr. Blonde · 01-29-2009, 08:08 PM

Dent, where the fuck is my shit. I WANT IT NOW

Orgazmo · 01-29-2009, 08:33 PM

At least it's not February yet.

Mr. Blonde · 01-29-2009, 08:36 PM

merry xmas, gaz

Orgazmo · 01-29-2009, 08:43 PM

It's $60.

And sold out.

Mr. Blonde · 01-29-2009, 08:45 PM

I know a guy who works there, i could probably get a discount, but yeah. Ridiculously overpriced. "Boutique" clothing, as they call them in LA, Scottsdale, and other areas of the country that suck an extreme amount of fat cock. That being said, i'd buy it for 30, tops.

Mr. Blonde · 02-02-2009, 08:22 PM

About fucking time. Got it today in the mail.

Fuck you, HCW/Dent. Not very original, but at least it gets the message across to Shitty Santas.

It burned up pretty quick, but it looked like there was greenish cloth in that last shot, so maybe a shirt?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-02-2009, 08:28 PM

dick move

f3lix · 02-02-2009, 08:46 PM

Wow Blonde, you're an asshole

Mr. Blonde · 02-02-2009, 08:57 PM

Man, I knew i'd get some people. But I really didn't think it'd be you two. However, I did realize I'd probably get some negrep from those who were fooled. A risk I was willing to take.

Did you guys even look at the pictures?

Thanks for the shirt, Dent/HCW. I'm wearing it to work tomorrow.

f3lix · 02-02-2009, 09:16 PM

pwned

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-02-2009, 09:36 PM

fuck me, well played

Orgazmo · 02-02-2009, 09:49 PM

Did it really look to you dumbasses like there was anything inside of the burnt package?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-02-2009, 09:52 PM

I was so disgusted I didn't even look at the pictures.

Mr. Blonde · 02-02-2009, 10:09 PM

In their defense, I did put a portion of a small green blanket i cut a piece out of inside...thats really the only thing that gave the burning any substance. If I would have left it empty, it would have been gone in 2 seconds flat...pretty shitty packing material to have around you if you get into a fire.

Ugly Bastard · 02-02-2009, 10:48 PM

Epic execution, Blonde! This thread really delivered even if Secret Santas didn't... on time, anyway.

DDTempest · 02-02-2009, 11:28 PM

So after the Super Bowl last night I was chatting with Blonde on AIM and he asked why I hadn't posted anything regarding the second package from my not so secret Santa the incredibly slow Jared Shaw.

I told him that I was waiting 43 days for the reveal but actually switched the book out with another random book laying around the house and that I didn't actually burn my gift. He thought it was funny, apparently so funny that his lame ass decided to not only copy my initial response, but steal my pending grand finale. So thank you Blonde for being a thieving cock stain and stealing my finish.

Shaw sent me a book:

And some pruning sheers so that I can do the arborsmithing thing that I mentioned in the life projects forum. A very nice gift indeed. Special thanks to Blonde for being unoriginal and stealing my idea.

Mr. Blonde · 02-02-2009, 11:31 PM

wow, you lying cunt.

DDTempest (9:10:23 PM): you took my fucking idea bastard
Twocementshoes (9:12:10 PM): lol and what was that
DDTempest (9:12:22 PM): i never burned the book shaw sent
DDTempest (9:12:52 PM): i switched it out and resealed it
DDTempest (9:13:04 PM): your lame ass couldnt even put another shirt in there for good pictures
Twocementshoes (9:13:13 PM): bahahahhahaha
Twocementshoes (9:13:21 PM): maybe you shouldn't have waited so long
Twocementshoes (9:13:22 PM): you fuck
Twocementshoes (9:13:27 PM): thats what you get for not telling me
DDTempest (9:13:28 PM): i was waiting 43 days
Twocementshoes (9:13:36 PM): if you would have TOLD me
Twocementshoes (9:13:39 PM): i wouldn't have done it

Mr. Blonde · 02-02-2009, 11:34 PM

Mr. Blonde · 02-02-2009, 11:36 PM

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-02-2009, 11:36 PM

You guys are both fucks.

DDTempest · 02-02-2009, 11:37 PM

I see no date on either of the above mentioned exhibits. The chronology of your accusations leaves many doubts, I have faith that the jury will agree.

Ugly Bastard · 02-03-2009, 12:11 AM

Wow... super gay that you didn't burn the original book. I mean, it wouldn't have been as gay if you came clean two hours after we all told you how hilarious it was, but I see that no such confession was made to anyone outside your closest circle of friends on here.

I'm disappointed.

DDTempest · 02-03-2009, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Wow... super gay that you didn't burn the original book. I mean, it wouldn't have been as gay if you came clean two hours after we all told you how hilarious it was, but I see that no such confession was made to anyone outside your closest circle of friends on here.

I'm disappointed.

I was waiting 43 days... but Blonde's post today forced me to come clean

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01-22-2009, 03:14 PM	#427 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	wtf?

02-02-2009, 08:28 PM	#434 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	dick move
	#YOLO

02-02-2009, 09:36 PM	#438 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	fuck me, well played
	#YOLO

02-02-2009, 09:52 PM	#440 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	I was so disgusted I didn't even look at the pictures.
	#YOLO

01-29-2009, 08:08 PM	#428 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Dent, where the fuck is my shit. I WANT IT NOW

01-29-2009, 08:33 PM	#429 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	At least it's not February yet.

01-29-2009, 08:36 PM	#430 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	merry xmas, gaz

01-29-2009, 08:43 PM	#431 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	It's $60. And sold out.

01-29-2009, 08:45 PM	#432 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I know a guy who works there, i could probably get a discount, but yeah. Ridiculously overpriced. "Boutique" clothing, as they call them in LA, Scottsdale, and other areas of the country that suck an extreme amount of fat cock. That being said, i'd buy it for 30, tops.

02-02-2009, 08:22 PM	#433 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	About fucking time. Got it today in the mail. Fuck you, HCW/Dent. Not very original, but at least it gets the message across to Shitty Santas. It burned up pretty quick, but it looked like there was greenish cloth in that last shot, so maybe a shirt?

02-02-2009, 08:46 PM	#435 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Wow Blonde, you're an asshole

02-02-2009, 08:57 PM	#436 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Man, I knew i'd get some people. But I really didn't think it'd be you two. However, I did realize I'd probably get some negrep from those who were fooled. A risk I was willing to take. Did you guys even look at the pictures? Thanks for the shirt, Dent/HCW. I'm wearing it to work tomorrow.

02-02-2009, 09:16 PM	#437 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	pwned

02-02-2009, 09:49 PM	#439 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	Did it really look to you dumbasses like there was anything inside of the burnt package?

02-02-2009, 10:09 PM	#441 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	In their defense, I did put a portion of a small green blanket i cut a piece out of inside...thats really the only thing that gave the burning any substance. If I would have left it empty, it would have been gone in 2 seconds flat...pretty shitty packing material to have around you if you get into a fire.

02-02-2009, 10:48 PM	#442 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Epic execution, Blonde! This thread really delivered even if Secret Santas didn't... on time, anyway.

02-02-2009, 11:34 PM	#445 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106

02-02-2009, 11:36 PM	#446 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106

02-02-2009, 11:36 PM	#447 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	You guys are both fucks.
	#YOLO

02-03-2009, 12:11 AM	#449 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Wow... super gay that you didn't burn the original book. I mean, it wouldn't have been as gay if you came clean two hours after we all told you how hilarious it was, but I see that no such confession was made to anyone outside your closest circle of friends on here. I'm disappointed.

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