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03-31-2009, 03:52 PM
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Lost in Hilbert Spice
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Guess you got this from b, I was thinking of posting it myself.
the problem with trapping people on here, is that 99% get to the site via the chans, we're only fooling ourself. edit : example Stranger: hi! You: hi! You: asl? Stranger: I accidently my Iphone You: is that bad? Stranger: I accidently it, dude how could I have known You: is it ok? You: is it alive? Stranger: I don't know You: I think you should take it to the vets Stranger: it doesn't seem very much alive You: TAKE IT TO THE ANIMAL HOSPITAL Stranger: I can't seem to get my cock out though You: ... You: god damnit anon You: you fucking suck Stranger: trolled You: no Stranger: the game You: u You: you just lost the game Stranger: did not Stranger: you fell for it You: yup. Stranger: don't reverse troll me |
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03-31-2009, 10:00 PM
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Spice Master
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: olivos You: uhh You: i don't speak spanish. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: sup bitch Stranger: whoa Stranger: be nice You: that was uncalled for :-( Stranger: lets try that again You: i'm sorry :-( Stranger: hello You: sup bitch Stranger: johnny. You: sup johnny Stranger: next time you say that you're going to lose two gold stars Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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04-01-2009, 01:57 AM
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Senior Member
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Location: Puget Sound
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi You: hello, how are you? Stranger: im good. Asl? You: my testicles have yet to descend Stranger: thats gross You: well, i'm only 13 You: how many testicles do you have? Stranger: im 49 Stranger: 2 You: my dad says sometimes god gives us extra ones You: and that makes you extra special! Stranger: Your fucking weird :/ |
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04-01-2009, 02:35 AM
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MURICAN
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Virginia
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: HI BITCH Stranger: i'm a dirty little cumdumpster You: CAN I DISPOSE OF MY CUM INSIDE YOU? Stranger: indeed You: OK WHERE ARE YOU Stranger: Chicago You: ME TOO WHERE ARE YOU Stranger: South side of town You: OK WELL I AM AT 1652 N. MOHAWK You: WHERE ARE YOU You: I AM IN APT 2 You: JUST NORTH OF NORTH AVE WEST OF WELLS Stranger: bitchin's i'll bring my strapon Stranger: see you in a few minutes You: NO I AM CUMING IN U Stranger: no, there is too many semen puddles you'd fall and hurt yourself You: HELLO You: I AM CUMING IN U You: WHERE R U Stranger: South side of chicago, i'm stealing wifi from the back of my van, i live inside it You: OK SORRY THATS TOO LATE You: I JUST CAME You: TOMORROW?| Stranger: indeed You: MEET ME AT MY HOUSE AT 5PM? You: TOMORROW You: I WILL BE NAKED |
 The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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09-26-2009, 05:47 AM
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Spice Master
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: oh hey. You: what uhhh...what are you doing. Stranger: i am boy Stranger: u You: i am also male You: win! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: oh hey Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f You: m Stranger: r u gay You: c'mon You: there are no bitches on ehre You: i'm as gay as you want me to be Your conversational partner has disconnected. that's all i got really. this site kinda sucks now. not a lot of people on there. |
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01-10-2010, 09:39 AM
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Spice Master
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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01-10-2010, 04:55 PM
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MURICAN
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I don't believe it.
That's awesome. |
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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01-10-2010, 05:17 PM
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MURICAN
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Stranger: heyy how are you??
You: heyyyy babe i missed you! Stranger: really ? You: yeah You: you didnt miss me? Stranger: i missed u 2 You: thanks babe You: i missed your little booty!!! Stranger: i bet you did You: yeah You: u have a fine ASSSSSSSSS You: like damn bitch You: what an ass Stranger: lol im a guy You: u have a nice asshole perfect for gay sex!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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01-10-2010, 05:17 PM
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MURICAN
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sexy Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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01-10-2010, 05:19 PM
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MURICAN
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello You: hey, i have a question Stranger: ok? You: can your mother make some cookies again? You: that i could take with me to school You: those were damn good Stranger: ok sure ill have her whip up another batch for ya You: sweet You: can she make them w/ here special recipe if you know what i mean? Stranger: hahahah sure...pervert Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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01-21-2010, 10:50 AM
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Spice Master
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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01-23-2010, 03:07 AM
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Spice Master
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not mine
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
― Terence McKenna |
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01-28-2010, 11:45 AM
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Spice Master
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these are fucking hilarious
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
― Terence McKenna |
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02-01-2010, 09:25 AM
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Spice Master
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I've been hearing at various places around the web about this site called Chatroulette!, and it's fucking weird. It's basically the exact same thing as omegle but with webcam capabilities.
I thought I would throw it out there if you want to give it a try, but putting yourself out there on random webcam is a pretty strange feeling, and there are TONS of dudes and cocks on there(  ). Most of them X out right away once they see you're a dude, but, this is also the internet, so a few didn't right away. The few chicks I got Xed out of my window right away (it hurt my self esteem more than i'd like to admit), and then I got some asian looking chick who I chatted up with for a while, who said "you look like a guy who molests kids" and I was like "uhh, i'm not, must be the beard" to which she responded "my beard is better" and then the video somehow switched to some perverted looking guy with a beard laying on a bed (his beard wasn't better, but i got the fuck out of there quick)There are a lot of chinese folks on there who I talked to who seem like pretty decent people, and it's got a pretty good international crowd, but still, it's weird.  EDIT: Score, all that unwanted cock paid off, I met a cute korean chick on here who doesn't live that far away. |
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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