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G'd up from the feet up.
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That's weird, I was totally just getting ready to post that. It's an awesome mustache. This particular style is called, "The Casanova."
![]() I will apply it later and post updated pictures. I have about 5 days worth of vacation non-shaving facial growth so I don't want to rock the mustache until after I'm clean again. Thanks again Secret Santa, you came through! |
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Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.
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Ho Ho Ho, Hoes
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Also, you should not PM this account with information about your Santee. That would be a terrible idea considering anyone can access Secret Fucking Santa. | |
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Ho, Ho, Ho motherfuckers.
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Emperor Meow
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My package arrived on Christmas Eve right before I was about to leave for the family's place out of state. According to UPS, it came from somewhere in Texas and weighed around 7 pounds. I don't normally accept packages less than 10 pounds, but in this case I made exception.
Opening package. The first thing was wrapped very carefully. It clearly must have significant value. ![]() A picture of a cat with a beer. I'll be sure to hang this in my kitchen between my PBR rug and light up budweiser horse. ![]() A cat calendar. ![]() A bunch of cat paraphernalia was wrapped in a target bag. Here is Warren pictured checking out all of the swag. ![]() Things quickly escalated with the catnip ball. I suspect it was laced with something, it's not even opened yet. ![]() ![]() ![]() Feels good man. ![]() Lastly, I found a discrete purple bag. What could be in here? ![]() It appears to be a pair of some sort of cat whistle. ![]() I blew in it but it made no sound. I discerned it must be at a frequency inaudible to the human ear. I tested it on the cat, and sure enough, he sat there and stared at me just as if I had called out his name. ![]() Thank you Santa for the awesome gifts! |
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#YOLO
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G'd up from the feet up.
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I apparently had mistaken one of the gifts from my Secret Santa as a gift from Hugh Hefner. Hidden so perfectly in the Playboy was this autographed picture of Conan, that I thought it was part of the magazine.
Not a bad gift to be sure, but it's not as cool as the framed keepsake of SBC and I, and I can't have nearly as much fun with it as I'm having with the Casanova. |
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