09-14-2012, 07:02 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Ahoy Fuckbag
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Things Mr. Blonde likes
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09-15-2012, 01:34 PM | #8 (permalink) |
Don't call me Shirley
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A penis. Not just any penis, but the biggest penis you've ever seen. It's too big for pornography, too big for any woman to ever desire or even permit. It's not clear if it's actually a person's body part or an art student's statement piece. It originates in a forest of thick black greasy gnarled hair, and it has a big vein right down the side of it, straying up and down like a gnarled blue river. The uncircumcised head is misshapen and ugly, warped and mutant. This penis is proof that God hates beauty, proof that when we die we decompose and worms eat our bodies, proof that nothing good will ever happen to you and that whenever you close your eyes there is a possibility of something mind-destroyingly terrible happening. The very existence of this penis means no sane person should feel safe going to sleep, in a world where this grotesque ugliness is possible. This penis is the product of the combined imaginations of Art Crumb and HP Lovecraft, and Mr. Blonde fucking LOVES it.
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