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Ugly Bastard · 11-08-2002, 12:11 PM

Let's talk about Osama for a while. The man killed a few thousand of our citizens, I think we here at nubblies could discuss him a time or two.

Where do you guys think he is? I've got money on the fact that he is driving a cab in NYC, he'd blend right in.

-Ugly Bastard

FF6Setzer · 11-08-2002, 12:25 PM

I'd actually have to agree with you there. In New York you never look at the cabbie's face for fear of contracting a disease of some sort.

11-08-2002, 12:35 PM

He's probably commanding a fleet of terrorist cabbies who are taking note of every operation that goes on within the New York city limits. He'll probably strike with the force of a thousand tornadoes when we least expect it. He'll probably do 10x more damage with this hit.

Then again, he's probably already dead...

Ugly Bastard · 11-08-2002, 02:24 PM

I highly doubt that he is dead. There's too much evidence proving he's alive. But I dunno.....

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 11-08-2002, 06:21 PM

The real question here, is what do we do with him IF we capture him alive? I know that the likelyness of this is remote, and that he'd probubly kill himself before being taken alive, but what should we do? Should we infect him with aids and let him literally rot in a prison cell for 10 years till he dies from it? Some say we should just execute him. I've also heard a fun thought, that we should somehow put him in a remote place, so others couldn't be hurt, and hit him with a plane. I thought that was a little excessive, but it's an idea I guess.

11-08-2002, 09:41 PM

Who would pilot the airplane?

I think we should cut off his limbs, put a hollow tube up his ass, and insert a long strand of barbed wire in that tube. After this, we remove the tube (thus leaving a the razor-sharp wire in his asshole) as we encircle him with gasoline. After this, we simply drop a lit match and watch him squirm to get away from the flame (his ass tearing a bit more with each movement). Eventually he would bleed to death.

11-09-2002, 02:30 AM

omg Orgazmo ouch is the first word that came to my mind. And then holy fucking shit came to mind. Nice work.

What about like making him become a parasitic hotel. Like let's give him hook worm, round worm, heart worm, and all that shit. Then we'd let him suffer a bit (cough up huge ass hook worms in the middle of the night...shit out worms basically be a fucking worm machine). If that doesn't eventually kill him (which I would imagine it would) we'd just chop his head off with an ax. Perhaps we could go medievil and drop a gullotein (sp) on him.

Or we could really play with him. Make it like a graphic movie or something and force Osama to star it in. Like the first scene he'd have to battle a real lion...maybe he could have a knife or something, and then make the movie slowly progress as he has to do more and more life threatening stunts and shit like that. Then in the end have him killed by like making him jump out of a plane with no parachute or something. Then release the movie. That way we could make a good profit off of his death.

[This message has been edited by JohnnyRichter (edited November 08, 2002).]

Ugly Bastard · 11-09-2002, 02:46 AM

....or we could put his nuts in a vice.

-Ugly Bastard

11-09-2002, 04:11 PM

or we could lacerate his penis and make him fuck a vagina filled with salt.

11-09-2002, 05:19 PM

JR is always there with the vagina full of salt. God bless.

Trout Sniffer · 11-11-2002, 12:51 PM

I would have to agree with JohnnyRichter, but then again, I think OSB is dead, therefore it would do nothing to him. A very good idea though.

11-08-2002, 12:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	He's probably commanding a fleet of terrorist cabbies who are taking note of every operation that goes on within the New York city limits. He'll probably strike with the force of a thousand tornadoes when we least expect it. He'll probably do 10x more damage with this hit. Then again, he's probably already dead...
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11-08-2002, 09:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Who would pilot the airplane? I think we should cut off his limbs, put a hollow tube up his ass, and insert a long strand of barbed wire in that tube. After this, we remove the tube (thus leaving a the razor-sharp wire in his asshole) as we encircle him with gasoline. After this, we simply drop a lit match and watch him squirm to get away from the flame (his ass tearing a bit more with each movement). Eventually he would bleed to death.
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11-09-2002, 02:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	omg Orgazmo ouch is the first word that came to my mind. And then holy fucking shit came to mind. Nice work. What about like making him become a parasitic hotel. Like let's give him hook worm, round worm, heart worm, and all that shit. Then we'd let him suffer a bit (cough up huge ass hook worms in the middle of the night...shit out worms basically be a fucking worm machine). If that doesn't eventually kill him (which I would imagine it would) we'd just chop his head off with an ax. Perhaps we could go medievil and drop a gullotein (sp) on him. Or we could really play with him. Make it like a graphic movie or something and force Osama to star it in. Like the first scene he'd have to battle a real lion...maybe he could have a knife or something, and then make the movie slowly progress as he has to do more and more life threatening stunts and shit like that. Then in the end have him killed by like making him jump out of a plane with no parachute or something. Then release the movie. That way we could make a good profit off of his death. [This message has been edited by JohnnyRichter (edited November 08, 2002).]
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11-09-2002, 04:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	or we could lacerate his penis and make him fuck a vagina filled with salt.
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11-09-2002, 05:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	JR is always there with the vagina full of salt. God bless.
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11-08-2002, 12:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Let's talk about Osama for a while. The man killed a few thousand of our citizens, I think we here at nubblies could discuss him a time or two. Where do you guys think he is? I've got money on the fact that he is driving a cab in NYC, he'd blend right in. -Ugly Bastard

11-08-2002, 12:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
FF6Setzer Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 4 Internets: 10	I'd actually have to agree with you there. In New York you never look at the cabbie's face for fear of contracting a disease of some sort.

11-08-2002, 02:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I highly doubt that he is dead. There's too much evidence proving he's alive. But I dunno..... -Ugly Bastard

11-08-2002, 06:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	The real question here, is what do we do with him IF we capture him alive? I know that the likelyness of this is remote, and that he'd probubly kill himself before being taken alive, but what should we do? Should we infect him with aids and let him literally rot in a prison cell for 10 years till he dies from it? Some say we should just execute him. I've also heard a fun thought, that we should somehow put him in a remote place, so others couldn't be hurt, and hit him with a plane. I thought that was a little excessive, but it's an idea I guess.

11-09-2002, 02:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	....or we could put his nuts in a vice. -Ugly Bastard

11-11-2002, 12:51 PM	#11 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	I would have to agree with JohnnyRichter, but then again, I think OSB is dead, therefore it would do nothing to him. A very good idea though.