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Carnivorous Flavor · 08-30-2005, 08:29 PM

I spoke with Wayne(Ironic M.) the other night. He asked me to share a few things with you all.

First of his new job...well his new job was really him being fired. He worked for the State of Cali and was unaware of their policy on "auditing" their computer systems. They were able to track some of his online activities, including his purchase of "herb extract" know as Divinium....which gets you high for 10 minutes but seems like 20 hours. People usually see God when they are on it. seriously.

His superiors spoke with him and said that they would get baack to him on what would happen next. He stewed for a few days. The State didnt appreciate his work ethics and he was asked to leave. Upon being escorted out of the building with his belongings and to his car by the Po-Po( he works in the capitol building and security is the police....state police i suspect), things took a turn for the worse.

Apparently our good buddy had left a smoking device in plain sight on the center console by his shifter. Officer Johnny Law was interested and decided to look around even more. They pop the trunk. Remember when wayne was bragging about his dad giving him a few more pistols......well dumb ass had ammo in his trunk, ALOT of ammo.

He was immediately taken down, pinned and cuffed.

He is now considered a disgruntled employee and a security/ terroristic threat. and now, under the Patriot Act they were able to immediately enter his home to search for anything linked to "terrorist activity"...what did they find? all his guns an d paraphenalia.

Now to top it off, his car was parked in the State Cap. parking lot, well the Capitol has a daycare center/pre-school for all of its bleeding heart employees to bring their kids to work, so he's also being charged with possession of a controlled substance within in 1,500 nfeet of a school.

he is fucked. We are collecting money to help withh his legal fees...I'll post more about that when he gives me more info.

nice job asshole.

MAGICLIT · 08-30-2005, 08:34 PM

i dont know what to say.......he's out right, like i could call him right now?

Repugnant Abomination · 08-30-2005, 08:35 PM

Jesus fucking shit!!@! I don't know wether to laugh or cry. I mean hell I know Wayne is a retard most of the time but he's harmless. This is to much...Poor little bugger. The patriot act is such bullshit. I think I'll call the little guy and see if I can lift his spirits...But man...He's really gone and done it this time.

[ August 30, 2005, 06:35 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-30-2005, 08:49 PM

the puzzle pieces all fall into place... wow he got fucked royally. i wonder what the state of california thought of nubblies. I also yearn for all this unjustice to be undone.

Schroeder · 08-30-2005, 09:02 PM

Karma's a bitch

Mr. Blonde · 08-30-2005, 09:26 PM

Karma? he didnt DO anything to anybody...he may have done some illegal substances, but i hardly consider this an eye for an eye.

You're fucking worthless Schroeder. You were hardly ever around to read his shit when he was on here anyways.

Beebs · 08-30-2005, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schroeder:
Karma's a bitch

So you're saying you're parents were the worlds worst people?

fat_retard · 08-30-2005, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schroeder:
Karma's a bitch

Schroeder, go to hell. Actually go anywhere where I don't have to see or hear you, although hell would be Ideal.

That sucks about Ironic. I hope everything ends up ok for him.

[ August 30, 2005, 08:07 PM: Message edited by: fat_retard ]

AcTivE · 08-30-2005, 10:12 PM

lol Schroeder, you are a magnent for hate spears

Repugnant Abomination · 08-30-2005, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by Schroeder:
Karma's a bitch

No, actually, you're a bitch. A little faggoty bitch whom if I ever see will get donkey punched like the bitch he is.

migite · 08-30-2005, 10:31 PM

holy shit.. the waynester is busted big time. hope he manages to smooth talk and lube his way out. he seems to have a knack for this. all the best short fella. i'll be waiting for your next post.

Mr. Blonde · 08-30-2005, 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by fat_retard:
Actually go anywhere where I don't have to see or hear you, although hell would be Ideal.

i laughed...a lot after reading this

Ugly Bastard · 08-30-2005, 10:38 PM

I guarantee you the feds are reading this. Hi! I'm graduating in a couple months, any chance I can get a job?
-Ugly Bastard

Repugnant Abomination · 08-30-2005, 10:41 PM

This is so fucking stupid. The only thing Wayne terrorizes is the MILF population and the local liqor store.

Schroeder · 08-30-2005, 10:49 PM

I'd rather be just a regular bitch than a prison bitch any day.

See you in 5 to 10, Ironic

Mr. Blonde · 08-30-2005, 11:05 PM

just as long as you know you're a bitch.

ninjaface · 08-31-2005, 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by Schroeder:
Karma's a bitch

That's a shitty thing to say. When you got raped I never said "You were asking for it" even though you were wearing that tight, low-cut poncho.

hellcat · 08-31-2005, 01:05 AM

Damn he fucked up this time.

Fruitacious B · 08-31-2005, 01:59 AM

Divinium.

If I'm not mistaken that's Salvia, which is a legal substance. You're technically not suppose to smoke it, but it shouldn't get him into legal trouble. If that's the case then all they should be able to pin on him is the ammo and weapons. I may be wrong, but something seems out of place about that whole situation.

Ugly Bastard · 08-31-2005, 02:06 AM

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Originally posted by Fruitacious B:
but something seems out of place about that whole situation.

Bingo. I'm calling bs on this whole thing.

-Ugly Bastard

Beebs · 08-31-2005, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schroeder:
Karma's a bitch

Ladies and gentleman, this is the tough talking Schroeder.

Niger Angelus · 08-31-2005, 02:08 AM

Hmm...Salvia does do that. And how else would he be able to purchase it online. Salvia is easy to purchase online. Anyway, I think he will get some sort of weapons charge and some paraphanelia charge of some sort.

[ August 31, 2005, 12:10 AM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

Mr. Blonde · 08-31-2005, 02:52 AM

The only thing that leads me to believe this is somewhat B.S. is this:

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Originally posted by Carnivorous Flavor:
We are collecting money to help withh his legal fees...I'll post more about that when he gives me more info.

Sorry, but he isnt getting any of my money until i get some solid fucking proof.

Beebs · 08-31-2005, 03:05 AM

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Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Sorry, but he isnt getting any of my money until i get some solid fucking proof.

Is he really gonna get any afterwords?

Fruitacious B · 08-31-2005, 03:30 AM

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Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
Hmm...Salvia does do that. And how else would he be able to purchase it online. Salvia is easy to purchase online. Anyway, I think he will get some sort of weapons charge and some paraphanelia charge of some sort.

That's the thing, if he was only smoking salvia out of his supposedly numerous pieces then that wouldn't classify them as paraphanelia, they'd just be plain old tobacco pipes. It's only paraphanelia if the drug that's been used in them is illegal. Like I said, it seems out of place. It seems more like the kind of story that Mustache would come up with to fuck with people.

08-30-2005, 08:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	I spoke with Wayne(Ironic M.) the other night. He asked me to share a few things with you all. First of his new job...well his new job was really him being fired. He worked for the State of Cali and was unaware of their policy on "auditing" their computer systems. They were able to track some of his online activities, including his purchase of "herb extract" know as Divinium....which gets you high for 10 minutes but seems like 20 hours. People usually see God when they are on it. seriously. His superiors spoke with him and said that they would get baack to him on what would happen next. He stewed for a few days. The State didnt appreciate his work ethics and he was asked to leave. Upon being escorted out of the building with his belongings and to his car by the Po-Po( he works in the capitol building and security is the police....state police i suspect), things took a turn for the worse. Apparently our good buddy had left a smoking device in plain sight on the center console by his shifter. Officer Johnny Law was interested and decided to look around even more. They pop the trunk. Remember when wayne was bragging about his dad giving him a few more pistols......well dumb ass had ammo in his trunk, ALOT of ammo. He was immediately taken down, pinned and cuffed. He is now considered a disgruntled employee and a security/ terroristic threat. and now, under the Patriot Act they were able to immediately enter his home to search for anything linked to "terrorist activity"...what did they find? all his guns an d paraphenalia. Now to top it off, his car was parked in the State Cap. parking lot, well the Capitol has a daycare center/pre-school for all of its bleeding heart employees to bring their kids to work, so he's also being charged with possession of a controlled substance within in 1,500 nfeet of a school. he is fucked. We are collecting money to help withh his legal fees...I'll post more about that when he gives me more info. nice job asshole.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

08-30-2005, 08:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	i dont know what to say.......he's out right, like i could call him right now?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-30-2005, 08:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	the puzzle pieces all fall into place... wow he got fucked royally. i wonder what the state of california thought of nubblies. I also yearn for all this unjustice to be undone.
	#YOLO

08-30-2005, 09:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Karma? he didnt DO anything to anybody...he may have done some illegal substances, but i hardly consider this an eye for an eye. You're fucking worthless Schroeder. You were hardly ever around to read his shit when he was on here anyways.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-30-2005, 10:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	lol Schroeder, you are a magnent for hate spears
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08-30-2005, 08:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Jesus fucking shit!!@! I don't know wether to laugh or cry. I mean hell I know Wayne is a retard most of the time but he's harmless. This is to much...Poor little bugger. The patriot act is such bullshit. I think I'll call the little guy and see if I can lift his spirits...But man...He's really gone and done it this time. [ August 30, 2005, 06:35 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

08-30-2005, 09:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Karma's a bitch

08-30-2005, 10:31 PM	#11 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	holy shit.. the waynester is busted big time. hope he manages to smooth talk and lube his way out. he seems to have a knack for this. all the best short fella. i'll be waiting for your next post.
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

08-30-2005, 10:38 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I guarantee you the feds are reading this. Hi! I'm graduating in a couple months, any chance I can get a job? -Ugly Bastard
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08-30-2005, 10:41 PM	#14 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	This is so fucking stupid. The only thing Wayne terrorizes is the MILF population and the local liqor store.

08-30-2005, 10:49 PM	#15 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I'd rather be just a regular bitch than a prison bitch any day. See you in 5 to 10, Ironic

08-30-2005, 11:05 PM	#16 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	just as long as you know you're a bitch.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-31-2005, 01:05 AM	#18 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	Damn he fucked up this time.
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08-31-2005, 01:59 AM	#19 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Divinium. If I'm not mistaken that's Salvia, which is a legal substance. You're technically not suppose to smoke it, but it shouldn't get him into legal trouble. If that's the case then all they should be able to pin on him is the ammo and weapons. I may be wrong, but something seems out of place about that whole situation.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

08-31-2005, 02:08 AM	#22 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Hmm...Salvia does do that. And how else would he be able to purchase it online. Salvia is easy to purchase online. Anyway, I think he will get some sort of weapons charge and some paraphanelia charge of some sort. [ August 31, 2005, 12:10 AM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]
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