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Trout Sniffer · 09-11-2005, 04:45 PM

Yesterday was Ball State's first home football game and some other guys tailgated all day. Well I left the game and went home and my roommate gets home completely trashed. He gets pissed at me because I will not go drive and get his beer and he just got a DUI and is wasted so he can't drive. He starts throwing his phone against the wall and cussing at me. Well the guys called me and i convinced them to come and drop the beer off.

They get here and it's like me, 2 roommates, ryan degeeter and kelsey kline. My roommate that wants his beer tells me to get it but i tell him to fuck himself. So he walks outside and one of our buddies is standing there on our little porch thing (he also happens to be my other roommate's brother), and jake, the drunk one pushes this kid backwards off the balcony which is like 7 feet high. The kid landed on his feet somehow and was just limping, but then Jake started going nuts trying to fight everyone.

This is a shortened version of the story because it would take me like an hour to type out all of the details. But this shit has happened multiple times between my 2 dumbass roommates. They get really drunk and just want to fight. It pisses me off cause i have to sit there and make sure nothing gets out of hand. then the next day they act like nothing happened even though there are holes in doors, broken shit all over, and people have blood on their clothes.

Last year this same kid got out some big fucking cooking knives and was threatening to stab my other roommate, then he threatened to stab me cause i walked by him to go to go to the kitchen.

I'm probably going to fucking kill one of them the next time something like this happens.

Ugly Bastard · 09-11-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by Trout Sniffer:
They get really drunk and just want to fight.

Reminds me of someone else I know.

-Ugly Bastard

Trout Sniffer · 09-11-2005, 04:57 PM

Who would that be UB?

Ugly Bastard · 09-11-2005, 05:10 PM

I was friends with this dumbass kid that once fought Tanner Connelly his freshman year for no good reason. Idiot. We called him the Gayde.

-Ugly Bastard

Beebs · 09-11-2005, 07:40 PM

Someday they will run into somebody who can fight, and this will probably end.

Carnivorous Flavor · 09-11-2005, 09:00 PM

why doesnt someone just blast them in the jaw and end their stupidity? I've had friends like that, they usually keep doing that behavior until they wake up with a black eye and swollen lip....

im not talking about giving stitches....just a beatdown, so they know they arent invincible and should stop that behavior.

even if it takes more than one guy to do it, they need to learn. pitching a guy off a 7 foot deck could have been disastrous,..... broken neck, broken ankle, bashed head on a rock, etc....

lay the smack down.

then the next day, when he's coherent, tell him not to act like that anymore.

[ September 11, 2005, 07:07 PM: Message edited by: Carnivorous Flavor ]

09-12-2005, 01:46 AM

I have one roommate of whome we have a genuine concern that he may die of alcohol poisoning one of these days... he's just that much of a lush.

He gets furious when you try to cut him off, and he drinks vodka like it's water. He ends up spilling half of the shot on his shirt.

But in the morning he doesn't remember any of it, and doesn't think it's as fucking annoying as it is to babysit him everynight.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 09-12-2005, 10:23 AM

you need to get new roomates.

that type of bullshit is eventually going to end w/ the cops at your doorstep.

nexttime he get out of line like that, kick the living shit out of him. if you can't do it yourself, get some help.

you should either look into getting him out ASAP or moving yourself.

Trout Sniffer · 09-12-2005, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
I was friends with this dumbass kid that once fought Tanner Connelly his freshman year for no good reason. Idiot. We called him the Gayde.

I believe this was a friendly fight, not somebody going absolutely nuts trying to kill someone. Granted it was a stupid thing for the kid to do, but neither of them meant any harm, which is completely different from what i am talking about.

ur my bitch · 09-12-2005, 03:33 PM

I had a friend like this back in college. he would get drunk and beat up all of his buddies. Hit people with chairs, fists, anything. So one day he gets hammered and decides to turn his rage on me. He called me out, said he was going to beat me up, threw a 2x4 at my head and then charged me.

So, I lit him up like it was the 4th of July. I hit him about 5 times in the face, he grabbed me and I put him in a head lock and hit him some more. when our buiddies pulled us apart, I kneed him in the face for good measure.

Later he apologized to me and he was a lot less aggressive when drunk from then on.

Lungo · 09-12-2005, 03:47 PM

I agree with DCK. Get new roomates or just move out.

Ironic Mustache · 09-12-2005, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Carnivorous Flavor:
why doesnt someone just blast them in the jaw and end their stupidity? I've had friends like that, they usually keep doing that behavior until they wake up with a black eye and swollen lip....

even if it takes more than one guy to do it, they need to learn.

then the next day, when he's coherent, tell him not to act like that anymore.

I'm proof that sometimes not even that will work. How bad was the beating I endured in Poughkeepsie? DCK was there.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 09-12-2005, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by ur my bitch:
Later he apologized to me and he was a lot less aggressive when drunk from then on.

see?

beat the living fuck out of him.

some people only learn the hard way.

09-11-2005, 04:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Yesterday was Ball State's first home football game and some other guys tailgated all day. Well I left the game and went home and my roommate gets home completely trashed. He gets pissed at me because I will not go drive and get his beer and he just got a DUI and is wasted so he can't drive. He starts throwing his phone against the wall and cussing at me. Well the guys called me and i convinced them to come and drop the beer off. They get here and it's like me, 2 roommates, ryan degeeter and kelsey kline. My roommate that wants his beer tells me to get it but i tell him to fuck himself. So he walks outside and one of our buddies is standing there on our little porch thing (he also happens to be my other roommate's brother), and jake, the drunk one pushes this kid backwards off the balcony which is like 7 feet high. The kid landed on his feet somehow and was just limping, but then Jake started going nuts trying to fight everyone. This is a shortened version of the story because it would take me like an hour to type out all of the details. But this shit has happened multiple times between my 2 dumbass roommates. They get really drunk and just want to fight. It pisses me off cause i have to sit there and make sure nothing gets out of hand. then the next day they act like nothing happened even though there are holes in doors, broken shit all over, and people have blood on their clothes. Last year this same kid got out some big fucking cooking knives and was threatening to stab my other roommate, then he threatened to stab me cause i walked by him to go to go to the kitchen. I'm probably going to fucking kill one of them the next time something like this happens.
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09-11-2005, 04:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Who would that be UB?
	The Glyde don't sign no autographs

09-11-2005, 09:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	why doesnt someone just blast them in the jaw and end their stupidity? I've had friends like that, they usually keep doing that behavior until they wake up with a black eye and swollen lip.... im not talking about giving stitches....just a beatdown, so they know they arent invincible and should stop that behavior. even if it takes more than one guy to do it, they need to learn. pitching a guy off a 7 foot deck could have been disastrous,..... broken neck, broken ankle, bashed head on a rock, etc.... lay the smack down. then the next day, when he's coherent, tell him not to act like that anymore. [ September 11, 2005, 07:07 PM: Message edited by: Carnivorous Flavor ]
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

09-12-2005, 01:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I have one roommate of whome we have a genuine concern that he may die of alcohol poisoning one of these days... he's just that much of a lush. He gets furious when you try to cut him off, and he drinks vodka like it's water. He ends up spilling half of the shot on his shirt. But in the morning he doesn't remember any of it, and doesn't think it's as fucking annoying as it is to babysit him everynight.
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09-12-2005, 10:23 AM	#8 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	you need to get new roomates. that type of bullshit is eventually going to end w/ the cops at your doorstep. nexttime he get out of line like that, kick the living shit out of him. if you can't do it yourself, get some help. you should either look into getting him out ASAP or moving yourself.
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09-11-2005, 05:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I was friends with this dumbass kid that once fought Tanner Connelly his freshman year for no good reason. Idiot. We called him the Gayde. -Ugly Bastard

09-11-2005, 07:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Someday they will run into somebody who can fight, and this will probably end.

09-12-2005, 03:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	I had a friend like this back in college. he would get drunk and beat up all of his buddies. Hit people with chairs, fists, anything. So one day he gets hammered and decides to turn his rage on me. He called me out, said he was going to beat me up, threw a 2x4 at my head and then charged me. So, I lit him up like it was the 4th of July. I hit him about 5 times in the face, he grabbed me and I put him in a head lock and hit him some more. when our buiddies pulled us apart, I kneed him in the face for good measure. Later he apologized to me and he was a lot less aggressive when drunk from then on.

09-12-2005, 03:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
Lungo Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wasilla, Alaska Posts: 126 Internets: 150	I agree with DCK. Get new roomates or just move out.
	"What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family."