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Tomorrow our little founder exits his days of teenage bliss and plunges ahead into his 20s. May they be filled with lots of orgasms and bitches and dollars and shit.
-Ugly Bastard [ March 04, 2005, 04:30 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ] |
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I just was in the shower and it hit be like a brick...his birthday's on Sunday!
I think I thought today was Saturday for some reason. But let the record state, I 100% knew his B'day was on Sunday, I'm just a dumbass. -Ugly Bastard [ March 04, 2005, 05:26 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ] |
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Happy birthday. Of course coming from me, someone you dont even know, that has to be about as superficial of a happy birthday as you can get. It's not that I dont mean it, I mean you seem cool so yeah I want you to have a happy birthday, but I dont even know you. If you were to get hit by a bus and die I wouldn't cry or anything, cause that'd be gay. I'd probably laugh in all honestly.
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'Cause I had already spent enough time thinking about you, big boy. -Ugly Bastard</font>[/quote] Knew this was coming....and i still laughed for 42 seconds | |
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Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.
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1 day and 1 more year orgazmo. then...THEN i'll wish you a happy birthday. i mean...20? come on. how cool is 20? it's like 17, you can't do anything cool when you turn 17. sorry, but 20 is just not as cool as 21. you're still better than me at life though, since your parents had sex 2 years before mine did. props.
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meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.
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fuck orgazmo.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
― Terence McKenna |
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Only in your dreams, sweetheart. I can't get VD in dreams.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
― Terence McKenna |
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