Britney Spears - Quite a Piece? - Nubblies.net Forums

Titan · 12-04-2002, 11:50 PM

Last night I had a dream that Britney Spears did indeed pose in Playboy... and being the intelligent dreamer I am, I checked out the issue quite thoroughly, and I'll have to say, I'm glad I have a good imagination, 'cuz it was nice.

Would that be a cool thing or WHAT?

I know not everyone likes Britney Spheres, some people think she's a goddess, some, a slut... I've never really had a HUGE thing for her, but i'd fucking fuck her brains out (and I don't like that idea, it's pretty gross)... she's definitely hot... and she's definitely prime material to be the feature of Playboy... you think?

Think if we get a good petition going on here at nubblies we can make that happen?

P.S. Whenever I have sexually fantastical dreams about girls I tend to think more about that type of thing with them, at least for a few days... anyone else have this problem?

Ugly Bastard · 12-04-2002, 11:53 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Titan:
Whenever I have sexually fantastical dreams about girls I tend to think more about that type of thing with them, at least for a few days... anyone else have this problem?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nah, I just jack-off a few times and forget about the bitch.

But yes, I worship Britney Spears. I think I would fuck her ahead of every other girl on the planet.

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 12-04-2002, 11:56 PM

Wow... you see for me... I don't know... I have a few weirder ones... I think Liv Tyler is fucking hot as shit... especially in Lord of the Rings... I wish I was in that movie so I could do her.

Uh oh... I sure hope these celebrity women don't hear what we're saying about them and get upset...

12-04-2002, 11:56 PM

Every other girl?

I think that you have to realize that there are girls that are 7000x hotter (maybe a little exaggerated...) than the hottest celebrity. Of course, I don't know this for fact...but what are the chances that of the .000000001% of females that you've seen pictures of, one of them is the one that would would find to be the most attractive in the entire world? The chances are pretty damn slim.

Ugly Bastard · 12-04-2002, 11:59 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Titan:
I think Liv Tyler is fucking hot as shit <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, once you get over the fact that she looks like her Dad.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Orgazmo:
Of course, I don't know this for fact...but what are the chances that of the .000000001% of females that you've seen pictures of, one of them is the one that would would find to be the most attractive in the entire world? The chances are pretty damn slim.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If one of the other one's were really that hot, someone would have taken a picture of them, and put them in a magazine for God's sake.

-Ugly Bastard

12-05-2002, 12:02 AM

Probably not the truth, Mr. Bastard, probably not the truth. Not only that, but you have to take into consideration that, even though the women discussed here on Nubblies are gifted with beauty, they still have professional make-up artists working behind the scenes. I absolutely guarantee that, if given the same resources, a hell-ton of "normal" girls would outshine many of those deemed hottest in today's world.

Ugly Bastard · 12-05-2002, 12:03 AM

Orgazmo-

You are right, I wouldn't fuck Britney Spears in a million years....what was I thinking??

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 12-05-2002, 12:04 AM

Yeah... but everytime I think of her dad I see a scrawyny old wrinkly man who needs to give up his day job, so she's not looking anything like him to me right now...

Orgazmo may have a point there... there are some hot girls out there... chances of you ever getting a giant poster of them to whack off to... that's another story...

12-05-2002, 12:09 AM

I'm not commenting on your decision to fuck her...I'm commenting on your wanting to fuck her "ahead of every other girl on the planet." I'm simply saying that better has to exist. It'd be comparable to reaching into a barrel that holds all different types of feet. Since you really like feet, you reach into the barrel and pull out like 8 random feet. You choose the best of those 8 feet and, with only a look back into the barrel...not even a venture back into the depths, you proclaim that you are happy with that foot above the rest of the feet in the barrel. What if the ugly feet are on top? And what if you chose the 8 ugliest feet to start with? What if just underneath the surface of ugly feet, if you dig a little bit, you'd find the most perfect foot to ever exist? I'm not saying that you can't be happy with the foot you've chosen, I'm simply saying that there has to be a better foot in the barrel somewhere...whether you choose to seek that foot is up to you.

Ugly Bastard · 12-05-2002, 12:12 AM

I see your point.

But I hope you see mine too.

I am saying that there are not very many EXTREMELY GORGEOUS women in the world. Britney Spears is one of them.

So what I am saying is this, if there are a ton of women walking around out there who are hotter than her, we be talking about them, and not Britney Spears.

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 12-05-2002, 12:13 AM

so aren't you in essence saying that there is ALWAYS a better foot?
like that one chargers' football player who'd dad said there is always someone better... it turned out he was wrong, and his son was the best at what he did... don't remember what that was tho...
are you completely ruling out the possibility that

12-05-2002, 12:16 AM

Yes, I see your point of view, UB. I still think that there are a very large amount of females out there that are probably hotter though. My claim: If Britney's popularity didn't exist, and she was lined up with the 25 most hottest girls in the world, you would not have found her very attractive.

And

I'm not saying there's always a better foot...I'm saying that, considering the amount of feet that each one of us has seen, logic says that there virtually must exist a better foot somewhere in the world.

Titan · 12-05-2002, 12:20 AM

my message seemed to have gotten cut off... nevermind anyway, i gotchya.

"If Britney's popularity didn't exist, and she was lined up with the 25 most hottest girls in the world, you would not have found her very attractive."

right right, well stated.

Ugly Bastard · 12-05-2002, 12:20 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Orgazmo:
My claim: If Britney's popularity didn't exist, and she was lined up with the 25 most hottest girls in the world, you would not have found her very attractive.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

A point. A point is what you have.

For the record: I'd still fuck her ahead of any other girl on the planet

(She may not be the hottest, but I'd rather fuck a 9.9 Britney Spears than a 10 Jane Doe who nobody has ever heard of)

-Ugly Bastard

StabMaster Arson · 12-05-2002, 12:22 AM

Ugly, you're a groupie.

Ugly Bastard · 12-05-2002, 12:24 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by StabMaster Arson:
Ugly, you're a groupie.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wish

-Ugly Bastard

12-05-2002, 01:04 AM

I think hottness is all reletive to the person. To say that Britney Spears is the hottest girl on the planet, is a filthy lie. To say that she is the hottest female celebrity..well that's your opinion. To say you want to fuck Britney Spears..thats fine, who doesn't?

[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited December 04, 2002).]

Ugly Bastard · 12-05-2002, 01:05 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by 50 Cent:
To say that Britney Spears is the hottest girl on the planet, is a filthy lie. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

An opinion is never a lie

-Ugly Bastard

12-05-2002, 01:07 AM

True...but your opinion is an exception, sir.

Ugly Bastard · 12-05-2002, 01:08 AM

Not too sure what all that is supposed to mean. But all this bullshit reminds me of a quote that a wise man once said.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally Spoken By George Costanza
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited December 04, 2002).]

12-05-2002, 07:35 PM

You're opinion isn't necessarily a lie...but, because there is a very large chance that it's not really your opinion, it's simply misguided...if that makes any sense. If I was color blind...then one day saw purple and brown and I said "Out of all the colors in the world, brown is my favorite," would probably not be true...even though it's simply an opinion.

BudSmoker420 · 12-05-2002, 07:42 PM

holy shit you guys are losers...Britney Spears..yes id fuck the shit out of that but there is no need for all this feet talk and what not...

12-05-2002, 07:43 PM

ugly, I just said that out of spite...

12-04-2002, 11:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Titan: Whenever I have sexually fantastical dreams about girls I tend to think more about that type of thing with them, at least for a few days... anyone else have this problem?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nah, I just jack-off a few times and forget about the bitch. But yes, I worship Britney Spears. I think I would fuck her ahead of every other girl on the planet. -Ugly Bastard

12-04-2002, 11:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Every other girl? I think that you have to realize that there are girls that are 7000x hotter (maybe a little exaggerated...) than the hottest celebrity. Of course, I don't know this for fact...but what are the chances that of the .000000001% of females that you've seen pictures of, one of them is the one that would would find to be the most attractive in the entire world? The chances are pretty damn slim.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

12-04-2002, 11:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Titan: I think Liv Tyler is fucking hot as shit <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah, once you get over the fact that she looks like her Dad. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orgazmo: Of course, I don't know this for fact...but what are the chances that of the .000000001% of females that you've seen pictures of, one of them is the one that would would find to be the most attractive in the entire world? The chances are pretty damn slim.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If one of the other one's were really that hot, someone would have taken a picture of them, and put them in a magazine for God's sake. -Ugly Bastard

12-05-2002, 12:02 AM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Probably not the truth, Mr. Bastard, probably not the truth. Not only that, but you have to take into consideration that, even though the women discussed here on Nubblies are gifted with beauty, they still have professional make-up artists working behind the scenes. I absolutely guarantee that, if given the same resources, a hell-ton of "normal" girls would outshine many of those deemed hottest in today's world.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

12-05-2002, 12:09 AM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I'm not commenting on your decision to fuck her...I'm commenting on your wanting to fuck her "ahead of every other girl on the planet." I'm simply saying that better has to exist. It'd be comparable to reaching into a barrel that holds all different types of feet. Since you really like feet, you reach into the barrel and pull out like 8 random feet. You choose the best of those 8 feet and, with only a look back into the barrel...not even a venture back into the depths, you proclaim that you are happy with that foot above the rest of the feet in the barrel. What if the ugly feet are on top? And what if you chose the 8 ugliest feet to start with? What if just underneath the surface of ugly feet, if you dig a little bit, you'd find the most perfect foot to ever exist? I'm not saying that you can't be happy with the foot you've chosen, I'm simply saying that there has to be a better foot in the barrel somewhere...whether you choose to seek that foot is up to you.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

12-04-2002, 11:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Last night I had a dream that Britney Spears did indeed pose in Playboy... and being the intelligent dreamer I am, I checked out the issue quite thoroughly, and I'll have to say, I'm glad I have a good imagination, 'cuz it was nice. Would that be a cool thing or WHAT? I know not everyone likes Britney Spheres, some people think she's a goddess, some, a slut... I've never really had a HUGE thing for her, but i'd fucking fuck her brains out (and I don't like that idea, it's pretty gross)... she's definitely hot... and she's definitely prime material to be the feature of Playboy... you think? Think if we get a good petition going on here at nubblies we can make that happen? P.S. Whenever I have sexually fantastical dreams about girls I tend to think more about that type of thing with them, at least for a few days... anyone else have this problem?

12-04-2002, 11:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Wow... you see for me... I don't know... I have a few weirder ones... I think Liv Tyler is fucking hot as shit... especially in Lord of the Rings... I wish I was in that movie so I could do her. Uh oh... I sure hope these celebrity women don't hear what we're saying about them and get upset...

12-05-2002, 12:03 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Orgazmo- You are right, I wouldn't fuck Britney Spears in a million years....what was I thinking?? -Ugly Bastard

12-05-2002, 12:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Yeah... but everytime I think of her dad I see a scrawyny old wrinkly man who needs to give up his day job, so she's not looking anything like him to me right now... Orgazmo may have a point there... there are some hot girls out there... chances of you ever getting a giant poster of them to whack off to... that's another story...

12-05-2002, 12:12 AM	#10 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I see your point. But I hope you see mine too. I am saying that there are not very many EXTREMELY GORGEOUS women in the world. Britney Spears is one of them. So what I am saying is this, if there are a ton of women walking around out there who are hotter than her, we be talking about them, and not Britney Spears. -Ugly Bastard

12-05-2002, 12:13 AM	#11 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	so aren't you in essence saying that there is ALWAYS a better foot? like that one chargers' football player who'd dad said there is always someone better... it turned out he was wrong, and his son was the best at what he did... don't remember what that was tho... are you completely ruling out the possibility that

12-05-2002, 12:16 AM	#12 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Yes, I see your point of view, UB. I still think that there are a very large amount of females out there that are probably hotter though. My claim: If Britney's popularity didn't exist, and she was lined up with the 25 most hottest girls in the world, you would not have found her very attractive. And I'm not saying there's always a better foot...I'm saying that, considering the amount of feet that each one of us has seen, logic says that there virtually must exist a better foot somewhere in the world.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

12-05-2002, 12:20 AM	#13 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	my message seemed to have gotten cut off... nevermind anyway, i gotchya. "If Britney's popularity didn't exist, and she was lined up with the 25 most hottest girls in the world, you would not have found her very attractive." right right, well stated.

12-05-2002, 12:20 AM	#14 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orgazmo: My claim: If Britney's popularity didn't exist, and she was lined up with the 25 most hottest girls in the world, you would not have found her very attractive.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> A point. A point is what you have. For the record: I'd still fuck her ahead of any other girl on the planet (She may not be the hottest, but I'd rather fuck a 9.9 Britney Spears than a 10 Jane Doe who nobody has ever heard of) -Ugly Bastard

12-05-2002, 12:22 AM	#15 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	Ugly, you're a groupie.

12-05-2002, 12:24 AM	#16 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by StabMaster Arson: Ugly, you're a groupie.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I wish -Ugly Bastard

12-05-2002, 01:04 AM	#17 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	I think hottness is all reletive to the person. To say that Britney Spears is the hottest girl on the planet, is a filthy lie. To say that she is the hottest female celebrity..well that's your opinion. To say you want to fuck Britney Spears..thats fine, who doesn't? [This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited December 04, 2002).]
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12-05-2002, 01:05 AM	#18 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 50 Cent: To say that Britney Spears is the hottest girl on the planet, is a filthy lie. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> An opinion is never a lie -Ugly Bastard

12-05-2002, 01:07 AM	#19 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	True...but your opinion is an exception, sir.
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12-05-2002, 01:08 AM	#20 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Not too sure what all that is supposed to mean. But all this bullshit reminds me of a quote that a wise man once said. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally Spoken By George Costanza "Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited December 04, 2002).]

12-05-2002, 07:35 PM	#21 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	You're opinion isn't necessarily a lie...but, because there is a very large chance that it's not really your opinion, it's simply misguided...if that makes any sense. If I was color blind...then one day saw purple and brown and I said "Out of all the colors in the world, brown is my favorite," would probably not be true...even though it's simply an opinion.
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12-05-2002, 07:42 PM	#22 (permalink)
BudSmoker420 Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: st. pete beach, Florida, USA Posts: 4 Internets: 10	holy shit you guys are losers...Britney Spears..yes id fuck the shit out of that but there is no need for all this feet talk and what not...

12-05-2002, 07:43 PM	#23 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	ugly, I just said that out of spite...
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