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Teddy KGB · 06-24-2005, 01:50 AM

Here is a real, pathetic "Dear John" letter by some chick and an ingenious reply by a guy who is now my new hero. Enjoy.

Late Late Letter

[ June 23, 2005, 11:54 PM: Message edited by: Teddy KGB ]

Niger Angelus · 06-24-2005, 02:27 AM

Nice find.

malice · 06-24-2005, 09:41 AM

"5. If any of my friends from Wabash actually still talk to you, they are fucking fired as friends. 5 (B). I'm not going to tell my kids anything about you. But speaking of kids, it would be okay with me if my son was a crack addict, just as long as he got your kids hooked on it and became their dealer."

That was the highlight of the letter.

Ironic Mustache · 06-24-2005, 12:18 PM

I don't know dude I was kind of partial to, "do you agree? yes_____ no______ maybe______

Niger Angelus · 06-24-2005, 02:07 PM

Yeah, I liked the elsusion to the whole 4th grade recess thing as well.

Beebs · 06-24-2005, 02:17 PM

In my benevolence I will let you exist here only within the St. Michael's Parish boundary (MLK Dr. to High School Rd. and 56th Street to 10th St.) We will call this the SarahZone

My apartment is in the SaraZone, damn near in the geographical center actually.

farawayfromhere · 06-24-2005, 02:18 PM

"I am now convinced that if we ever do bump into each other, you will spontaneously combust."

That was the funniest part for me. I don't know what it was, I just started laughing out loud.

06-24-2005, 01:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
Teddy KGB Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ball State Posts: 15 Internets: 10	Here is a real, pathetic "Dear John" letter by some chick and an ingenious reply by a guy who is now my new hero. Enjoy. Late Late Letter [ June 23, 2005, 11:54 PM: Message edited by: Teddy KGB ]
	Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

06-24-2005, 02:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Nice find.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

06-24-2005, 12:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I don't know dude I was kind of partial to, "do you agree? yes_____ no______ maybe______
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-24-2005, 02:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Yeah, I liked the elsusion to the whole 4th grade recess thing as well.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

06-24-2005, 02:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	"I am now convinced that if we ever do bump into each other, you will spontaneously combust." That was the funniest part for me. I don't know what it was, I just started laughing out loud.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

06-24-2005, 09:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	"5. If any of my friends from Wabash actually still talk to you, they are fucking fired as friends. 5 (B). I'm not going to tell my kids anything about you. But speaking of kids, it would be okay with me if my son was a crack addict, just as long as he got your kids hooked on it and became their dealer." That was the highlight of the letter.

06-24-2005, 02:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	In my benevolence I will let you exist here only within the St. Michael's Parish boundary (MLK Dr. to High School Rd. and 56th Street to 10th St.) We will call this the SarahZone My apartment is in the SaraZone, damn near in the geographical center actually.