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bloodyfart · 07-27-2005, 06:29 PM

at lunch, my company just signed a letter of intent to purchase a homeland security company. their main product is a light phaser that when aimed at someone renders them unconscious. my dad had gone to their plant and seen it in action. i just got to watch the video in the conference room. if this deal goes through, which is a 1 in 100 as all purchases are, then i am going to be in possession of some motherfucking phasers.

im going to be knocking niggas out in the line for the bathroom and shit at bars.

07-27-2005, 06:31 PM

How do these things work?

Do you have to be looking at them for them to knock you out?

[ July 27, 2005, 04:32 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

bloodyfart · 07-27-2005, 06:33 PM

they fuck up your nervous system temporarily like those video games that caused seizures. you do have to have your eyes open and be looking at the gun, however, the same is true for pepper spray.

MAGICLIT · 07-27-2005, 06:34 PM

yeah for you!

07-27-2005, 06:34 PM

Let me guess... this device was invented by the Japanese?

Carnivorous Flavor · 07-27-2005, 06:35 PM

not really brent...sprays work on the respiratory system as well as th e eyes

Ironic Mustache · 07-27-2005, 06:40 PM

Your sex life is going to get so much better.

bloodyfart · 07-27-2005, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ FC:
Let me guess... this device was invented by the Japanese?

no, this is an american company. some 70 year old dude with a math phd from mti invented it.

you are correct carni. i forgot about that.

ironic, my sex life has been booming since ruffies.

Beebs · 07-27-2005, 09:11 PM

You should hire William Shatner to follow you around and say "set phasers to stun."

theMerciless1 · 07-27-2005, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
Your sex life is going to get so much better.

this is awesome, and true.

07-27-2005, 06:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	at lunch, my company just signed a letter of intent to purchase a homeland security company. their main product is a light phaser that when aimed at someone renders them unconscious. my dad had gone to their plant and seen it in action. i just got to watch the video in the conference room. if this deal goes through, which is a 1 in 100 as all purchases are, then i am going to be in possession of some motherfucking phasers. im going to be knocking niggas out in the line for the bathroom and shit at bars.
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07-27-2005, 06:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	How do these things work? Do you have to be looking at them for them to knock you out? [ July 27, 2005, 04:32 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]
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07-27-2005, 06:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	they fuck up your nervous system temporarily like those video games that caused seizures. you do have to have your eyes open and be looking at the gun, however, the same is true for pepper spray.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-27-2005, 06:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	yeah for you!
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07-27-2005, 06:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Let me guess... this device was invented by the Japanese?
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07-27-2005, 06:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	not really brent...sprays work on the respiratory system as well as th e eyes
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

07-27-2005, 06:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Your sex life is going to get so much better.
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07-27-2005, 09:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	You should hire William Shatner to follow you around and say "set phasers to stun."