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BigDongedHoe · 09-10-2008, 08:53 PM

Are you evacuating Houston with Hurricane Ike coming?

Repugnant Abomination · 09-10-2008, 11:01 PM

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-10-2008, 11:23 PM

I'm pretty sure UB is prepared for the rapture, are you?

Repugnant Abomination · 09-10-2008, 11:28 PM

Ugly Bastard · 09-11-2008, 12:20 AM

BDH,

Thank you for your concern. The world would not be as wonderful without me in it.

Fortunately Houston is far enough inland that evacuating is a bit futile. Basically, worst case scenario is some flooding and a day or two without power. That's a risk I'm willing to take in exchange for not having to sit in traffic for 9 hours trying to head north.

In closing, Boonley you'll be happy to know I typed this post on my phone while sitting in a strip club.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-11-2008, 12:36 AM

Well I hope youre ready for 7 years of tribulation.

Repugnant Abomination · 09-11-2008, 12:39 AM

Shit, son, I've had 25 years of tribulation so far, 7 more years won't be no thang.

Cocktooth · 09-11-2008, 08:28 AM

I think it would be tight to sit through a hurricane. I also think it would be tight posting on nubblies while sitting in a strip club!

Orgazmo · 09-11-2008, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

Shit, son, I've had 25 years of tribulation so far, 7 more years won't be no thang.

Have there been any trials with your tribulations? I know the two oftentimes go hand in hand.

BigDongedHoe · 09-11-2008, 09:27 AM

You're a tit bar connoisseur and I commend you for that. You've put more titties in my face at tit bars the two times we've gone than any other tit bar times, I am in great debt to you.

Ironic Mustache · 09-11-2008, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Have there been any trials with your tribulations? I know the two oftentimes go hand in hand.

Ha!

Cocktooth · 09-12-2008, 03:55 AM

UB, it's ganna be nasty.. Board up. Seriously.

I was drunk when I posted that, and I'm a bit drunk still. UB. Seriously, Board up at least. If you are going to stay, just board up. You say there is 4 floors, but the higher up, the more wind sheer. Bunker down cause this might be a big one. I know you aren't in Galvenston, but it you will get a direct hit!

Edit: As of 8:10 A.M. UB better get some top Roman and some cases of bottled water. Going to be a VERY long weekend. I need to go to bed. Stay safe UB. Take sweet Videos if it doesn't threaten your life, or even if it does, at least upload it to one of your websites.

Repugnant Abomination · 09-12-2008, 10:06 AM

Board up, UB, board up.

Orgazmo · 09-12-2008, 10:10 AM

Put boards up, UB. Wooden boards. That way you won't die.

Ugly Bastard · 09-12-2008, 10:19 AM

Fuck boarding up and fuck this hurricane. Everyone is overreacting. Each and every last one of you! Scared of a little wind and rain? I'm sure as shit not!

Country First

Ironic Mustache · 09-12-2008, 10:33 AM

Board up? More like BORED up.

Ha!

Repugnant Abomination · 09-12-2008, 11:21 AM

You can't keep laughing at your own jokes, dude. At least wait until someone else does first.

Ironic Mustache · 09-12-2008, 11:26 AM

I was laughing at gaz' last time.

Orgazmo · 09-12-2008, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

Board up? More like BORED up.

Ha!

QFF

The last F means funny.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

You can't keep laughing at your own jokes, dude. At least wait until someone else does first.

QFF

The last F means faggy.

Repugnant Abomination · 09-12-2008, 12:09 PM

Quit trolling me, you jerk.

Cocktooth · 09-12-2008, 12:52 PM

Wow I was a hot mess last night.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-12-2008, 01:31 PM

I'll lay a hot mess on your chest.

Repugnant Abomination · 09-12-2008, 01:42 PM

Poop or jizzum?

Orgazmo · 09-12-2008, 03:10 PM

Poop is what I thought.

I wonder what percentage thinks poop vs semen when they read that.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-12-2008, 03:40 PM

It's quit obvious that its poop. The use of the verb "lay" clearly signifies that. Its not something ambiguous like "explode," or something that would indicate semen such as "squirt."

Imagine how awesome this thread would be if repug didn't soar to unheard of levels of fail every time he posted.

09-10-2008, 08:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Ugly Bastard... Are you evacuating Houston with Hurricane Ike coming?
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

09-10-2008, 11:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I'm pretty sure UB is prepared for the rapture, are you?
	#YOLO

09-11-2008, 12:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Well I hope youre ready for 7 years of tribulation.
	#YOLO

09-11-2008, 08:28 AM	#8 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I think it would be tight to sit through a hurricane. I also think it would be tight posting on nubblies while sitting in a strip club!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

09-11-2008, 09:27 AM	#10 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	You're a tit bar connoisseur and I commend you for that. You've put more titties in my face at tit bars the two times we've gone than any other tit bar times, I am in great debt to you.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

09-10-2008, 11:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
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09-10-2008, 11:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
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09-11-2008, 12:20 AM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	BDH, Thank you for your concern. The world would not be as wonderful without me in it. Fortunately Houston is far enough inland that evacuating is a bit futile. Basically, worst case scenario is some flooding and a day or two without power. That's a risk I'm willing to take in exchange for not having to sit in traffic for 9 hours trying to head north. In closing, Boonley you'll be happy to know I typed this post on my phone while sitting in a strip club.

09-11-2008, 12:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Shit, son, I've had 25 years of tribulation so far, 7 more years won't be no thang.

09-12-2008, 03:55 AM	#12 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	UB, it's ganna be nasty.. Board up. Seriously. I was drunk when I posted that, and I'm a bit drunk still. UB. Seriously, Board up at least. If you are going to stay, just board up. You say there is 4 floors, but the higher up, the more wind sheer. Bunker down cause this might be a big one. I know you aren't in Galvenston, but it you will get a direct hit! Edit: As of 8:10 A.M. UB better get some top Roman and some cases of bottled water. Going to be a VERY long weekend. I need to go to bed. Stay safe UB. Take sweet Videos if it doesn't threaten your life, or even if it does, at least upload it to one of your websites.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too. Last edited by Cocktooth; 09-12-2008 at 07:11 AM.

09-12-2008, 10:06 AM	#13 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Board up, UB, board up.

09-12-2008, 10:10 AM	#14 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Put boards up, UB. Wooden boards. That way you won't die.

09-12-2008, 10:19 AM	#15 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Fuck boarding up and fuck this hurricane. Everyone is overreacting. Each and every last one of you! Scared of a little wind and rain? I'm sure as shit not! Country First

09-12-2008, 10:33 AM	#16 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Board up? More like BORED up. Ha!
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

09-12-2008, 11:21 AM	#17 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	You can't keep laughing at your own jokes, dude. At least wait until someone else does first.

09-12-2008, 11:26 AM	#18 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I was laughing at gaz' last time.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

09-12-2008, 12:09 PM	#20 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Quit trolling me, you jerk.

09-12-2008, 12:52 PM	#21 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Wow I was a hot mess last night.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

09-12-2008, 01:31 PM	#22 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I'll lay a hot mess on your chest.
	#YOLO

09-12-2008, 01:42 PM	#23 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Poop or jizzum?

09-12-2008, 03:10 PM	#24 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Poop is what I thought. I wonder what percentage thinks poop vs semen when they read that.

09-12-2008, 03:40 PM	#25 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	It's quit obvious that its poop. The use of the verb "lay" clearly signifies that. Its not something ambiguous like "explode," or something that would indicate semen such as "squirt." Imagine how awesome this thread would be if repug didn't soar to unheard of levels of fail every time he posted.
	#YOLO

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