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Orgazmo · 10-08-2009, 10:54 AM

...can be a tremendous help. Its ability to tap into the human psyche is amazing. Something, though, it predicts some pretty fucked up things.

ITT post pictures of some of Google's grandest auto-completes.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-08-2009, 05:33 PM

Why do I have a feeling you stole this from Digg or someplace?

ninjaface · 10-08-2009, 07:01 PM

I recognize the last picture. It is lower quality than all the others. He probably made his own and finished strong with a classic example. You should probably blow him for this.

Orgazmo · 10-08-2009, 07:09 PM

Stole the idea (obviously), but it's something I saw a long time ago. I stole it after the auto complete struck me with comedy today.

I took all of the screencaps myself.

Now go fuck yourself or post a funny auto complete.

vaga1220 * · 10-08-2009, 09:25 PM

DJ FC · 10-09-2009, 01:16 AM

This is eerie... I have been googling "why is my poop green" over the past couple of days...

Orgazmo · 10-09-2009, 08:09 AM

You're not the only one. About every "why" variation leads to a question about shit. Mostly green. Sometimes black.

Mr. Blonde · 10-09-2009, 11:15 AM

While this meme is old balls, I'm glad theres a thread for it here.

DJ FC · 12-10-2009, 03:52 AM

This one cracked me up.

Try : "Can I get ai"

Orgazmo · 12-10-2009, 09:41 AM

These auto completes are a giant cycle of popularity. They power themselves.

GWB's "Can I get ai" leads to "Can I get aids from swimming in a pool with black people". This is hilarious.

The first 3 results are about Google auto-complete.

The 4th result...that's just comedy.

Landing Strip · 04-05-2010, 09:08 PM

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-06-2010, 06:35 AM

hey you

Mr. Blonde · 04-06-2010, 07:38 AM

look who it is, a female

Orgazmo · 09-08-2010, 12:51 AM

Google has upped it's auto-complete to "Streaming Search," which makes me hard. It just appeared for me a bit ago but seems to not be live for everyone. Either way, here's a video:

YouTube

It basically just searches as you type. Sure, it doesn't add much functionality...but it makes me happy.

10-08-2009, 10:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Google Auto-Complete ...can be a tremendous help. Its ability to tap into the human psyche is amazing. Something, though, it predicts some pretty fucked up things. ITT post pictures of some of Google's grandest auto-completes.

10-08-2009, 05:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Why do I have a feeling you stole this from Digg or someplace?
	#YOLO

10-08-2009, 09:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

10-09-2009, 01:16 AM	#6 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	This is eerie... I have been googling "why is my poop green" over the past couple of days...
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-10-2009, 03:52 AM	#9 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	This one cracked me up. Try : "Can I get ai"
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

10-08-2009, 07:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I recognize the last picture. It is lower quality than all the others. He probably made his own and finished strong with a classic example. You should probably blow him for this.

10-08-2009, 07:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Stole the idea (obviously), but it's something I saw a long time ago. I stole it after the auto complete struck me with comedy today. I took all of the screencaps myself. Now go fuck yourself or post a funny auto complete.

10-09-2009, 08:09 AM	#7 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	You're not the only one. About every "why" variation leads to a question about shit. Mostly green. Sometimes black.

10-09-2009, 11:15 AM	#8 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	While this meme is old balls, I'm glad theres a thread for it here.

12-10-2009, 09:41 AM	#10 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	These auto completes are a giant cycle of popularity. They power themselves. GWB's "Can I get ai" leads to "Can I get aids from swimming in a pool with black people". This is hilarious. The first 3 results are about Google auto-complete. The 4th result...that's just comedy.

04-05-2010, 09:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
Landing Strip Resident Pube Inspector Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 96 Internets: 299

04-06-2010, 06:35 AM	#12 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	hey you
	#YOLO

04-06-2010, 07:38 AM	#13 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	look who it is, a female
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

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