Jews-
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car? It stops on a dime...and then picks it up.
How many Jews can you fit in a car?
All of them. Two in the front, three in the back, and the rest in the ashtray.
What's the difference between a Jew and a large Pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it into the oven.
Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever?
Hitler, of course.
What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
Canoes tip.
What's the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.
What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew
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