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bloodyfart · 06-03-2005, 02:38 PM

i would smash your head into the ground if you pulled that on me

Ironic Mustache · 06-03-2005, 03:02 PM

Don't let brently talk tough zev, he wouldn't even roll with me while I was in LA.

theMerciless1 · 06-03-2005, 04:04 PM

even though brently is 60 lbs over my weight class and a purple belt, he would still be susceptible. ask the train. he knows about zev's leglocks.
i can totally see how that convo went:

wayne: (completely wasted) dude, brent, you're a fag
brent: ok wayne
wayne: dude, you wanna fight me?
brent: i would kill you but i dont think that its a prudent decision to roll when you're so wasted.
wayne: i knew you were a scared jew-boy cock lover!
(silence)
wayne: hey you got any cris?
brent: (smiles)

Ironic Mustache · 06-03-2005, 04:52 PM

I actually don't know it might have gone something like that, but I was FAR too drunk to remember.

bloodyfart · 06-03-2005, 06:17 PM

it was more like yur brother kicked your chair and you hit your head on a table and spilled a drink on yourself.

Ironic Mustache · 06-03-2005, 06:26 PM

No, I remember that part. I also remember having a feeling of total weightlessness as I soared through the hotel lobby with a total lack of all motor skills.

I also remember putting my hands over your eyes while we were driving on the freeway, and then doing something with your headrest. There was the cristal incident, the johnny walker from fez, and that's pretty all until I got jumped.

bloodyfart · 06-03-2005, 06:44 PM

you took out the headrest and put it in the backseat so that you could harass me more.

Carnivorous Flavor · 06-03-2005, 06:51 PM

you loved it.

bloodyfart · 06-03-2005, 06:58 PM

every minute of it

Repugnant Abomination · 06-03-2005, 07:18 PM

I would have probably pulled the car over and said "We're here!" Then when wayne got out of the car I'd have sped off.

bloodyfart · 06-03-2005, 07:31 PM

his brother was with us and was sober, so i dont think it would have been that easy. on the other hand, his brother didnt like him too much, so maybe.

Repugnant Abomination · 06-03-2005, 07:46 PM

Yeah I talk to waynes brother all the time, we're actually good friends and he's way cooler then wayne. I'm thinking about going down to Sac to chill with him one of these days. That annoying kid Wayne will probably insist on tagging along though...Ugh.

bloodyfart · 06-03-2005, 08:00 PM

his other brother. he has 2

Ironic Mustache · 06-03-2005, 08:03 PM

Neither of which like me.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 06-03-2005, 08:21 PM

Carnivorous Flavor · 06-03-2005, 08:27 PM

i feel dirty now...again

theMerciless1 · 06-03-2005, 08:42 PM

good res on that pic, no?

Repugnant Abomination · 06-04-2005, 05:37 AM

mmmm...yeah...good res.

Ironic Mustache · 06-06-2005, 11:56 AM

So it has resurfaced.

theMerciless1 · 06-06-2005, 07:36 PM

i gotta let deven see this...

bloodyfart · 06-07-2005, 06:00 PM

what inspired that pic in the first place?

Carnivorous Flavor · 06-07-2005, 06:13 PM

dude, look how cute that frog slipper is....i'd stick my junk in it too if i could...well maybe in the other foot, i don't want Zevs sloppy 2nds..not again.

bloodyfart · 06-07-2005, 06:14 PM

whats this? sloopy seconds, again?

Ironic Mustache · 06-07-2005, 06:15 PM

He's referring to when he got to hang out with me after I'd already hung out with zev. That means you got sloppy 4ths then because DCK hung out with me after that.

[ June 07, 2005, 04:16 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

Carnivorous Flavor · 06-07-2005, 06:20 PM

no iwas referencing the time he and I fucked him mom, DP no less

06-03-2005, 02:38 PM	#51 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	i would smash your head into the ground if you pulled that on me
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

06-03-2005, 03:02 PM	#52 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Don't let brently talk tough zev, he wouldn't even roll with me while I was in LA.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-03-2005, 04:04 PM	#53 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	even though brently is 60 lbs over my weight class and a purple belt, he would still be susceptible. ask the train. he knows about zev's leglocks. i can totally see how that convo went: wayne: (completely wasted) dude, brent, you're a fag brent: ok wayne wayne: dude, you wanna fight me? brent: i would kill you but i dont think that its a prudent decision to roll when you're so wasted. wayne: i knew you were a scared jew-boy cock lover! (silence) wayne: hey you got any cris? brent: (smiles)
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

06-03-2005, 04:52 PM	#54 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I actually don't know it might have gone something like that, but I was FAR too drunk to remember.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-03-2005, 06:17 PM	#55 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	it was more like yur brother kicked your chair and you hit your head on a table and spilled a drink on yourself.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

06-03-2005, 06:26 PM	#56 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	No, I remember that part. I also remember having a feeling of total weightlessness as I soared through the hotel lobby with a total lack of all motor skills. I also remember putting my hands over your eyes while we were driving on the freeway, and then doing something with your headrest. There was the cristal incident, the johnny walker from fez, and that's pretty all until I got jumped.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-03-2005, 06:44 PM	#57 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	you took out the headrest and put it in the backseat so that you could harass me more.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

06-03-2005, 06:51 PM	#58 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	you loved it.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

06-03-2005, 06:58 PM	#59 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	every minute of it
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

06-03-2005, 07:18 PM	#60 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I would have probably pulled the car over and said "We're here!" Then when wayne got out of the car I'd have sped off.

06-03-2005, 07:31 PM	#61 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	his brother was with us and was sober, so i dont think it would have been that easy. on the other hand, his brother didnt like him too much, so maybe.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

06-03-2005, 07:46 PM	#62 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Yeah I talk to waynes brother all the time, we're actually good friends and he's way cooler then wayne. I'm thinking about going down to Sac to chill with him one of these days. That annoying kid Wayne will probably insist on tagging along though...Ugh.

06-03-2005, 08:00 PM	#63 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	his other brother. he has 2
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

06-03-2005, 08:03 PM	#64 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Neither of which like me.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-03-2005, 08:21 PM	#65 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

06-03-2005, 08:27 PM	#66 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	i feel dirty now...again
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

06-03-2005, 08:42 PM	#67 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	good res on that pic, no?
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

06-04-2005, 05:37 AM	#68 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	mmmm...yeah...good res.

06-06-2005, 11:56 AM	#69 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	So it has resurfaced.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-06-2005, 07:36 PM	#70 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i gotta let deven see this...
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

06-07-2005, 06:00 PM	#71 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	what inspired that pic in the first place?
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

06-07-2005, 06:13 PM	#72 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	dude, look how cute that frog slipper is....i'd stick my junk in it too if i could...well maybe in the other foot, i don't want Zevs sloppy 2nds..not again.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

06-07-2005, 06:14 PM	#73 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	whats this? sloopy seconds, again?
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

06-07-2005, 06:15 PM	#74 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	He's referring to when he got to hang out with me after I'd already hung out with zev. That means you got sloppy 4ths then because DCK hung out with me after that. [ June 07, 2005, 04:16 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-07-2005, 06:20 PM	#75 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	no iwas referencing the time he and I fucked him mom, DP no less
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....