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Combat Chuck · 09-02-2003, 02:43 PM

And calling your house Tennessee doesn't count.

But calling Titan a vaj does.

Titan · 09-02-2003, 02:58 PM

I'm interesting Chuck, in what the word "vaj" means... is it short for something? Perhaps... vajina?

Combat Chuck · 09-03-2003, 01:22 AM

Well, if I had put "vag", all of the illiterate fucks here would have thought that it was pronounced like it rhymed with "rag". I wanted it to have the soft 'g' sound, instead of the hard 'g' sound.

Do you see my dilemma? I had to sacrifice the correct spelling for correct pronunciation.....one of the toughest decisions I've made today.

Pliedes · 09-03-2003, 02:24 AM

I now see where you're coming from chuck. A good mutual friend of you/me/titan used to use the word 'vaj' more than he used the word 'the'. A good man he is.

Jesus Chrystler · 09-03-2003, 02:29 AM

I used to know a guy that went by Vadge... I never knew his real name.

Combat Chuck · 09-03-2003, 04:06 AM

It probably would have disappointed you when you did find out his real name.

Titan · 09-03-2003, 02:32 PM

The person who Pliedes refers to indeed talks about sticking puppies in his vag'. It makes me laugh, I'll tell you that much.

Pliedes · 09-03-2003, 04:37 PM

Ah, the old 'puppies in the vag' trick. Get's em every time.

Fruitacious B · 09-03-2003, 11:26 PM

I would try to steal september, but the way I see it, it would take me a thousand seasons to do that.

Pliedes · 09-03-2003, 11:33 PM

If you really want to steal september, it won't take you a thousand seasons if you ask my friend lazy mary for help.

VOL · 09-03-2003, 11:37 PM

lazy mary?

Fruitacious B · 09-03-2003, 11:38 PM

Yeah, I would ask lazy mary if stealing september will take me a thousand seasons if she weren't tripping on seraphim.

Titan · 09-03-2003, 11:43 PM

*Ehem*

"Sarafem" is the drug you're looking for.

Pliedes · 09-03-2003, 11:46 PM

During that course of a thousand seasons while trying to steal september, Lazy Mary overcame her addiction to sarafem with the help of a friend named gorgeous george.

Titan · 09-03-2003, 11:57 PM

Fortunately for Lazy Mary, it didn't take her a thousand seasons to find her friend gorgeous george (who lives on Mt. Gigantic). He too had to overcome a sarafem addiction whilest trying to steal september. That reminds me of the time when I went to this corporate circus. I knew a guy named Josiah (he was gay) from the circus who used to be haunted in his sleep. He'd say, "Step softly, ghost," and they'd go away.

the_butcher · 09-04-2003, 01:20 AM

Wow. That's more impressive than the ole "come up with a sentence using all titles from Seraphim songs" game.

Titan · 09-04-2003, 01:34 AM

Yeah. I won that game too.

Combat Chuck · 09-04-2003, 03:32 AM

With flying colors. All the time. Don't know why, you just always had them on hand, and the funny thing is, we couldn't kick you out for making up new ones either. Dirty cheating fuck.

Titan · 09-04-2003, 11:41 AM

Heh, heh, heh.

09-02-2003, 02:58 PM	#27 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I'm interesting Chuck, in what the word "vaj" means... is it short for something? Perhaps... vajina?
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-03-2003, 02:29 AM	#30 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	I used to know a guy that went by Vadge... I never knew his real name.
	give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.

09-03-2003, 02:32 PM	#32 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	The person who Pliedes refers to indeed talks about sticking puppies in his vag'. It makes me laugh, I'll tell you that much.
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-03-2003, 11:26 PM	#34 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I would try to steal september, but the way I see it, it would take me a thousand seasons to do that.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

09-03-2003, 11:37 PM	#36 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	lazy mary?
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

09-02-2003, 02:43 PM	#26 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	And calling your house Tennessee doesn't count. But calling Titan a vaj does.

09-03-2003, 01:22 AM	#28 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Well, if I had put "vag", all of the illiterate fucks here would have thought that it was pronounced like it rhymed with "rag". I wanted it to have the soft 'g' sound, instead of the hard 'g' sound. Do you see my dilemma? I had to sacrifice the correct spelling for correct pronunciation.....one of the toughest decisions I've made today.

09-03-2003, 02:24 AM	#29 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I now see where you're coming from chuck. A good mutual friend of you/me/titan used to use the word 'vaj' more than he used the word 'the'. A good man he is.

09-03-2003, 04:06 AM	#31 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	It probably would have disappointed you when you did find out his real name.

09-03-2003, 04:37 PM	#33 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Ah, the old 'puppies in the vag' trick. Get's em every time.

09-03-2003, 11:33 PM	#35 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	If you really want to steal september, it won't take you a thousand seasons if you ask my friend lazy mary for help.

09-03-2003, 11:38 PM	#37 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Yeah, I would ask lazy mary if stealing september will take me a thousand seasons if she weren't tripping on seraphim.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

09-03-2003, 11:43 PM	#38 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Ehem "Sarafem" is the drug you're looking for.
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-03-2003, 11:46 PM	#39 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	During that course of a thousand seasons while trying to steal september, Lazy Mary overcame her addiction to sarafem with the help of a friend named gorgeous george.

09-03-2003, 11:57 PM	#40 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Fortunately for Lazy Mary, it didn't take her a thousand seasons to find her friend gorgeous george (who lives on Mt. Gigantic). He too had to overcome a sarafem addiction whilest trying to steal september. That reminds me of the time when I went to this corporate circus. I knew a guy named Josiah (he was gay) from the circus who used to be haunted in his sleep. He'd say, "Step softly, ghost," and they'd go away.
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-04-2003, 01:20 AM	#41 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Wow. That's more impressive than the ole "come up with a sentence using all titles from Seraphim songs" game.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-04-2003, 01:34 AM	#42 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Yeah. I won that game too.
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-04-2003, 03:32 AM	#43 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	With flying colors. All the time. Don't know why, you just always had them on hand, and the funny thing is, we couldn't kick you out for making up new ones either. Dirty cheating fuck.

09-04-2003, 11:41 AM	#44 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Heh, heh, heh.
	I do what the fuck I want.