Collar Down is for poor people - Nubblies.net Forums

hellcat · 12-08-2005, 07:57 PM

Since nobody had seen the striped shirt thing before I'm going to go ahead and assume most of you here(excluding jj.net people) haven't seen this before. And considering the shit I'm getting in the party pictures thread its probably fitting that I post this.

<font size="4">Wearing Your Collar Down is for Poor People </font>
When my ancestors came over to this great country 400 years ago, they had a vision for a utopia, free from minorities, liberals, poor people, homosexuals, and immigrants. There are few today who share such lofty ideals, but we're easy to find: Pastel polo shirts, loafers without socks, tucked-in shirts, but most importantly, collars up.

Call me a douchebag. Call me an arrogant little cocksucking dickhead. Beat the shit out of me if I'm not with fifteen of my frat brothers (unlikely). But just know this: I interned at Smith Barney this summer. Where did you work? A Blockbuster? That's right you insignificant sack of dogshit; I'm going to be your boss. So take your t-shirt wearing, financial aid, blue-collar ass over to Blockbuster and get me a copy of Old School. Do you even own a tuxedo?

Look at my girlfriend. You think she'd go for someone who didn't have his collar up? I don't think so. I remember the night I met her. I bought her so many $9 drinks she couldn't even walk. So I drove her home in my BMW 328ci, but not before I took a few "liberties" with her. The next morning I took her to brunch and went to the mall, where I bought her some blouses. You assholes don't know the first thing about being a gentleman. You probably don't even know how to sail.

When I get out of business school, I'm going to be making $120,000 a year. Add that to my trust fund, and I can buy a country club membership, a ski house, and still have enough money to go barhopping around the city in my designer clothes and shit-eating grin. Maybe I'll offer you a hundred bucks to flip my collar up for me. I earned it you middle-class fuck up. I bet you went to public school.

You're so predictable. I bet I can guess your political party just by looking at you. My cronies and I range from elitist northern liberals to heartless conservative bastards. I've wasted enough time with you. Get some rich parents, an internship, and a pink polo with the collar up, and then maybe I'll let you hang out with me.

[ December 08, 2005, 04:57 PM: Message edited by: hellcat ]

MAGICLIT · 12-08-2005, 08:07 PM

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12-08-2005, 08:24 PM

the rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer
and in the final hour many heads will lose power
what does the rich versus the poor really mean?
psychologically it means you got to pick your team
when someone says the rich gets richer
visualize wealth and put yourselves in the picture
the rich get richer, cause they work towards rich
the poor get poorer, cause their minds can't switch from the ghetto
let go, it's not a novelty
you could love your neighborhood without loving poverty

bloodyfart · 12-08-2005, 08:56 PM

sounds like me in the first one

MAGICLIT · 12-08-2005, 09:06 PM

I know.
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hellcat · 12-08-2005, 09:09 PM

Jealousy is an ugly perfume clit.

12-08-2005, 09:10 PM

I may not have much money right now, but I'm definitely in the 1st camp too. It's all mental.

jbonham · 12-08-2005, 09:12 PM

I just want to beat the shit out of people like that.

MAGICLIT · 12-08-2005, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hellcat:
Jealousy is an ugly perfume clit.

and pomposity comes cheap for you richies. I'm not trying to argue w/ you boys, but I respect the fact that I had to struggle and get a job early in life just to buy myself clothes for JR. HIGH and HIGH SCHOOL, not college like yous guys.

It made me a stronger person and taught me to rely on myself and not others.

Don't hate it cuz you never could explain it richie rich.

[ December 08, 2005, 06:20 PM: Message edited by: MAGICLIT ]

Niger Angelus · 12-08-2005, 09:39 PM

Popped collars are just another fad for the Abercrombie Crew from high school to try and set themselves apart and act better than people. It is sad that people that apparently have money don't have enough taste to dress themselves. Ever notice how they all look the same? That's because, like many of ours members, being an individual and sticking to it is a no, no. Because that means they just may take some shit for being a little different.

[ December 08, 2005, 06:40 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

hellcat · 12-08-2005, 10:06 PM

Or maybe we dress similarly because certain clothes are well made and look good and we can afford to spend the money to get nice clothes. You can't compare a sweater from The Gap and a sweater from Brooks Brothers or a shirt from Tommy Hillfiger and a shirt from Lacoste. The fit and quality is far superior. You get what you pay for.

Or I could shop at Hot Topic and be a unique individual... riiight. Because all goths don't look alike and all punks don't look alike and all metalheads don't look alike. You can pick any group you want and claim they all dress the same.

[ December 08, 2005, 07:06 PM: Message edited by: hellcat ]

Niger Angelus · 12-08-2005, 10:10 PM

I usually shop at Express, sorry.

[ December 08, 2005, 07:15 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

theMerciless1 · 12-08-2005, 10:23 PM

my mom makes my clothes, i am the ultimate individual.

Ugly Bastard · 12-08-2005, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
I usually shop at Express, sorry.

Pretty nice store for a guy always bitching about not having any money.

-UB

MAGICLIT · 12-08-2005, 10:47 PM

I don't shop, im sooooo poor.

All my work suits are from my sister-in-law.

Beebs · 12-08-2005, 10:55 PM

Quick newsflash, Lacoste, Tommy, Polo, etc are not exactly premium, and do not truely represent wealth, they represent middle to upper middle class spending more on clothes than other things. However, if you can't laugh at the original post you are too uptight.

Edit: And popped collars died as a symbol of fashion sometime around 2003.

[ December 08, 2005, 07:56 PM: Message edited by: Beebs ]

MAGICLIT · 12-08-2005, 10:56 PM

I laughed & just posted the "fingers" thingie, then he wanted to say im jealous, so i stated my opinion.

im wearing Tommy right now btw, im fuckin hot in it too.

MAGICLIT · 12-08-2005, 10:59 PM

Oh, and for the record, hellcat is an extremely hilarious individual, i encourage him to not stop stating his opinions and anecdotes.

hellcat · 12-09-2005, 12:11 AM

For the record I laugh at the original article I posted and I don't pop my collar. I'm not against it I just don't think it looks good on me.

hellcat · 12-09-2005, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beebs:
Quick newsflash, Lacoste, Tommy, Polo, etc are not exactly premium, and do not truely represent wealth, they represent middle to upper middle class spending more on clothes than other things. However, if you can't laugh at the original post you are too uptight.

Edit: And popped collars died as a symbol of fashion sometime around 2003.

Also different people spend their money on different things. Clearly just their clothing is not an indicator of wealth. I was just stating some clothing store which I like(Tommy excluded, I don't wear any of that shit) that are nicer than your average department store crap that most people wear. It's a personal style question. I'm curious what you think are so good "premium" stores.

angry pancake · 12-09-2005, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hellcat:
Since nobody had seen the striped shirt thing before I'm going to go ahead and assume most of you here(excluding jj.net people) haven't seen this before. And considering the shit I'm getting in the party pictures thread its probably fitting that I post this.

<font size="4">Wearing Your Collar Down is for Poor People </font>
When my ancestors came over to this great country 400 years ago, they had a vision for a utopia, free from minorities, liberals, poor people, homosexuals, and immigrants. There are few today who share such lofty ideals, but we're easy to find: Pastel polo shirts, loafers without socks, tucked-in shirts, but most importantly, collars up.

Call me a douchebag. Call me an arrogant little cocksucking dickhead. Beat the shit out of me if I'm not with fifteen of my frat brothers (unlikely). But just know this: I interned at Smith Barney this summer. Where did you work? A Blockbuster? That's right you insignificant sack of dogshit; I'm going to be your boss. So take your t-shirt wearing, financial aid, blue-collar ass over to Blockbuster and get me a copy of Old School. Do you even own a tuxedo?

Look at my girlfriend. You think she'd go for someone who didn't have his collar up? I don't think so. I remember the night I met her. I bought her so many $9 drinks she couldn't even walk. So I drove her home in my BMW 328ci, but not before I took a few "liberties" with her. The next morning I took her to brunch and went to the mall, where I bought her some blouses. You assholes don't know the first thing about being a gentleman. You probably don't even know how to sail.

When I get out of business school, I'm going to be making $120,000 a year. Add that to my trust fund, and I can buy a country club membership, a ski house, and still have enough money to go barhopping around the city in my designer clothes and shit-eating grin. Maybe I'll offer you a hundred bucks to flip my collar up for me. I earned it you middle-class fuck up. I bet you went to public school.

You're so predictable. I bet I can guess your political party just by looking at you. My cronies and I range from elitist northern liberals to heartless conservative bastards. I've wasted enough time with you. Get some rich parents, an internship, and a pink polo with the collar up, and then maybe I'll let you hang out with me.

Funniest shit I've heard in a long time.

Beebs · 12-09-2005, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hellcat:
Also different people spend their money on different things. Clearly just their clothing is not an indicator of wealth. I was just stating some clothing store which I like(Tommy excluded, I don't wear any of that shit) that are nicer than your average department store crap that most people wear. It's a personal style question. I'm curious what you think are so good "premium" stores.

I wasn't being deragotry, I wear some polo, tommy, and lacoste at times, actually most of the time I wear GAP and the sort though. Premium would be like DG, Armani (possibly AX too), and other designers that I know little to nothing about, but you get the idea. Making fun of Tommy while wearing Lacoste is like making fun of a Ford while driving a Mercury.

hellcat · 12-09-2005, 12:39 AM

Point taken. I've just never been a fan of the Armani, et al style. I like their suits and thats about it. Little too flashy for my tastes.

migite · 12-09-2005, 01:19 AM

flashy is Versace with all the gold medusa heads and gold laurels, etc. is so russian /greek gangsta rich

hellcat · 12-09-2005, 01:28 AM

Exaclty. The only way I flaunt my money is with my cars and my electronics.

12-08-2005, 07:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	Since nobody had seen the striped shirt thing before I'm going to go ahead and assume most of you here(excluding jj.net people) haven't seen this before. And considering the shit I'm getting in the party pictures thread its probably fitting that I post this. <font size="4">Wearing Your Collar Down is for Poor People </font> When my ancestors came over to this great country 400 years ago, they had a vision for a utopia, free from minorities, liberals, poor people, homosexuals, and immigrants. There are few today who share such lofty ideals, but we're easy to find: Pastel polo shirts, loafers without socks, tucked-in shirts, but most importantly, collars up. Call me a douchebag. Call me an arrogant little cocksucking dickhead. Beat the shit out of me if I'm not with fifteen of my frat brothers (unlikely). But just know this: I interned at Smith Barney this summer. Where did you work? A Blockbuster? That's right you insignificant sack of dogshit; I'm going to be your boss. So take your t-shirt wearing, financial aid, blue-collar ass over to Blockbuster and get me a copy of Old School. Do you even own a tuxedo? Look at my girlfriend. You think she'd go for someone who didn't have his collar up? I don't think so. I remember the night I met her. I bought her so many $9 drinks she couldn't even walk. So I drove her home in my BMW 328ci, but not before I took a few "liberties" with her. The next morning I took her to brunch and went to the mall, where I bought her some blouses. You assholes don't know the first thing about being a gentleman. You probably don't even know how to sail. When I get out of business school, I'm going to be making $120,000 a year. Add that to my trust fund, and I can buy a country club membership, a ski house, and still have enough money to go barhopping around the city in my designer clothes and shit-eating grin. Maybe I'll offer you a hundred bucks to flip my collar up for me. I earned it you middle-class fuck up. I bet you went to public school. You're so predictable. I bet I can guess your political party just by looking at you. My cronies and I range from elitist northern liberals to heartless conservative bastards. I've wasted enough time with you. Get some rich parents, an internship, and a pink polo with the collar up, and then maybe I'll let you hang out with me. [ December 08, 2005, 04:57 PM: Message edited by: hellcat ]
	“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” -- Adolf Hitler 1935

12-08-2005, 08:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
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12-08-2005, 08:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	the rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer and in the final hour many heads will lose power what does the rich versus the poor really mean? psychologically it means you got to pick your team when someone says the rich gets richer visualize wealth and put yourselves in the picture the rich get richer, cause they work towards rich the poor get poorer, cause their minds can't switch from the ghetto let go, it's not a novelty you could love your neighborhood without loving poverty
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12-08-2005, 08:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	sounds like me in the first one
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12-08-2005, 09:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I know. [img]graemlins/eminem.gif[/img]
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12-08-2005, 09:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	Jealousy is an ugly perfume clit.
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12-08-2005, 09:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I may not have much money right now, but I'm definitely in the 1st camp too. It's all mental.
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12-08-2005, 09:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
jbonham Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 114 Internets: 10	I just want to beat the shit out of people like that.

12-08-2005, 09:39 PM	#10 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Popped collars are just another fad for the Abercrombie Crew from high school to try and set themselves apart and act better than people. It is sad that people that apparently have money don't have enough taste to dress themselves. Ever notice how they all look the same? That's because, like many of ours members, being an individual and sticking to it is a no, no. Because that means they just may take some shit for being a little different. [ December 08, 2005, 06:40 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]
	I enjoy knives and fire.

12-08-2005, 10:06 PM	#11 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	Or maybe we dress similarly because certain clothes are well made and look good and we can afford to spend the money to get nice clothes. You can't compare a sweater from The Gap and a sweater from Brooks Brothers or a shirt from Tommy Hillfiger and a shirt from Lacoste. The fit and quality is far superior. You get what you pay for. Or I could shop at Hot Topic and be a unique individual... riiight. Because all goths don't look alike and all punks don't look alike and all metalheads don't look alike. You can pick any group you want and claim they all dress the same. [ December 08, 2005, 07:06 PM: Message edited by: hellcat ]
	“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” -- Adolf Hitler 1935

12-08-2005, 10:10 PM	#12 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I usually shop at Express, sorry. [ December 08, 2005, 07:15 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]
	I enjoy knives and fire.

12-08-2005, 10:23 PM	#13 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	my mom makes my clothes, i am the ultimate individual.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-08-2005, 10:47 PM	#15 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I don't shop, im sooooo poor. All my work suits are from my sister-in-law.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

12-08-2005, 10:55 PM	#16 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Quick newsflash, Lacoste, Tommy, Polo, etc are not exactly premium, and do not truely represent wealth, they represent middle to upper middle class spending more on clothes than other things. However, if you can't laugh at the original post you are too uptight. Edit: And popped collars died as a symbol of fashion sometime around 2003. [ December 08, 2005, 07:56 PM: Message edited by: Beebs ]

12-08-2005, 10:56 PM	#17 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I laughed & just posted the "fingers" thingie, then he wanted to say im jealous, so i stated my opinion. im wearing Tommy right now btw, im fuckin hot in it too.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

12-08-2005, 10:59 PM	#18 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Oh, and for the record, hellcat is an extremely hilarious individual, i encourage him to not stop stating his opinions and anecdotes.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

12-09-2005, 12:11 AM	#19 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	For the record I laugh at the original article I posted and I don't pop my collar. I'm not against it I just don't think it looks good on me.
	“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” -- Adolf Hitler 1935

12-09-2005, 12:39 AM	#23 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	Point taken. I've just never been a fan of the Armani, et al style. I like their suits and thats about it. Little too flashy for my tastes.
	“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” -- Adolf Hitler 1935

12-09-2005, 01:19 AM	#24 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	flashy is Versace with all the gold medusa heads and gold laurels, etc. is so russian /greek gangsta rich
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12-09-2005, 01:28 AM	#25 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	Exaclty. The only way I flaunt my money is with my cars and my electronics.
	“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” -- Adolf Hitler 1935