jokes

[bloodyfart]

A man spots a boy standing on the edge of a cliff by the ocean, crying.
The man wanders over to him and says, "What's the matter son, are you okay?".

The boy says, "No mister, I'm not! My parents were just standing here with me, admiring the view, and then they slipped and fell down the cliff. My mommy hit that rock down there and she's dead. My daddy landed in the water, and he was okay, but then a shark came along and took him under, and now he's dead too mister! I've got no parents, no one to raise me, I miss them already!! * sobs uncontrollably *

The man pauses for a moment and takes the story in. Then he looks at the kid, pulls down his pants, and says, "It's just not your day little boy"

[MAGICLIT]

i can't believe you would do that to a kid Brent, thats just wrong.

and a good joke.

[bloodyfart]

a man does not equal me

[Carnivorous Flavor]

a young boy and a murderous pedophile are walking into the woods at dusk.
The boy turns to the murderous pedophile and says "im scared of the dark woods".
The murderous pedophile says "you're scared? i'm gonna have to walk outta here alone."

[Ironic Mustache]

That's one of the better ones I've heard in a while.

[StabMaster Arson]

Originally posted by StDx:
A child molestor is walking down the street with a little boy towards the woods. The little boy looks up and says "it's dark and foggy, I'm scared"
The molestor gives the child a disguted look and says "how do you think I feel, I have to walk home alone."

[This message has been edited by StDx (edited December 04, 2002).]

[Carnivorous Flavor]

never said i wrote the fucking joke man.....

[StabMaster Arson]

I just liked the wording on the one I posted better

[theMerciless1]

did you hear about the chick that went on a fishing trip w/ 6 guys?
she came back with a red snapper.

[StabMaster Arson]

What do you get when you stab a baby in the stomach?

I don't know about you, but I get a hard-on

A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying in the sand, she had no arms and no legs and was crying.

He goes over and asked what was wrong. She said, "I am 21 years old, I have no legs and no arms and I have never been kissed".

So, he bends down and kisses her and she stops crying. He gets up to walk away and she starts to cry again.

Again, he asks her what is wrong.

She says, "I am 21 years old, I have no arms and no legs and I have never been fucked."

So, he goes over to her, picks her up and throws her in the water, and says - "there, now you're fucked"!

[Deadly Crescent Kick]

Originally posted by StabMaster Arson:
What do you get when you stab a baby in the stomach?

I don't know about you, but I get a hard-on

LMFAO

[victim]

http://www.nubblies.net/cgi-bin/ubb/...1/t/000026/p/1

[MAGICLIT]

There is a 3-story apartment building

on the first floor- a white family
on the second floor- a mexican family
on the third floor- a black family

There is an earthquake a nd the building is demolished, which family survived?
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.The white family, the parents were at work and the kids were at school.

The bad news: they spotted another hurricane off of the coast of Mexico.

The good news: they don't need to evacuate, they're already here.

What do you call a mexican w/out a lawnmower?
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.unemployed

[ October 14, 2005, 11:26 AM: Message edited by: MAGICLIT ]

[MAGICLIT]

TTT-is that right?

[Ironic Mustache]

bump



[ October 14, 2005, 03:38 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

[angry pancake]

ttd