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Ugly Bastard · 02-17-2005, 07:51 PM

This is a topic that doesn't get a fraction of the discussion it deserves on these forums. Let's all be gentleman enough to bring a shred of maturity and honesty into this thread.

So how often are you "choking the chicken", or "going into manual override" if you know what I mean. Personally? I'm at roughly 10 times per week right now. Does that seem high? Anyone beat it? (get it? HA!)

Disclose, friends.

-Ugly Bastard

ninjaface · 02-17-2005, 07:57 PM

I perform genital stimulation via phallengetic motion approximately 7 or 8 times a week.

Ironic Mustache · 02-17-2005, 08:10 PM

It all depends for me. When I'm getting regular tang, I'm at about 3-4 per week. Since I'm not now, I'm about UB's status.

MAGICLIT · 02-17-2005, 08:12 PM

I only "manual override" when im at work, so roughly 3-5 times a week, my man takes care of the rest.

Ugly Bastard · 02-17-2005, 08:14 PM

Any hints/advice/tips or weird stories anyone cares to add? I have a few pretty good ones, but I'm not sure I wanted them posted publically on the internet.

Wait till I'm in a tilted mood and I will.

Most of you guys porn guys or imagination guys? Porn guy here. Any long-term cons with that?

-Ugly Bastard

Ironic Mustache · 02-17-2005, 08:20 PM

Yes the long term con is that it gets rather repetetive. Also, I find that the majority of girls can't hold a candle to the intensity and enthusiasm of a porn star. Granted, it's fake, but what do I care. If a chick's got me fooled, then fuck it.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-17-2005, 08:37 PM

I have never masturbated ever.

ninjaface · 02-17-2005, 08:47 PM

You gotta be careful what porn you look at and how often. With porn, as with other things, people have the tendancy of having to "up the anty" to achieve the same results as last time. I have chosen to stay at a specific level to avoid resorting to harder hardcore porn.

Ironic Mustache · 02-17-2005, 08:50 PM

Wasn't that you who threatened to provoke my porn priviliges because I forgot to mention retard/amputee porn? Is that just the level you want to stay at?

ninjaface · 02-17-2005, 08:51 PM

Ugly Bastard · 02-17-2005, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ninjaface:
You gotta be careful what porn you look at and how often. With porn, as with other things, people have the tendancy of having to "up the anty" to achieve the same results as last time. I have chosen to stay at a specific level to avoid resorting to harder hardcore porn.

Good call. I've started to notice that a bit lately. I haven't "upped the ante", I've just noticed it takes me a little longer to become aroused by the porn I look at. Any advice on how to get back to being a "one minute man" when I look at porn? I don't want to progress too far towards Viagra, ya know?

-Ugly Bastard

ninjaface · 02-17-2005, 08:56 PM

Thats a tough one. All you can really do is force yourself into it. I would also suggest using your imagination every so often. It might be difficult, but I think it would be worth it.

Ironic Mustache · 02-17-2005, 09:01 PM

That's kind of what I was getting at when I was talking about it getting repetetive. Soft core cinemax style porn is weak.

Ugly Bastard · 02-17-2005, 10:58 PM

If by "weak" you mean "incredible", then yes, I agree.

I don't watch porn for the hardcore penetration. I watch it for the plot. Err... yea

-Ugly Bastard

ninjaface · 02-17-2005, 11:09 PM

Porn with a plot is like a retard with a book or a cripple with a jump rope.

Ironic Mustache · 02-17-2005, 11:13 PM

Agreed.

Ugly Bastard · 02-17-2005, 11:14 PM

I did it at least 8 times in one day once. Anyone positively beat that mark?

-Ugly Bastard

ninjaface · 02-17-2005, 11:28 PM

No. But I have done 4 or so a day for a few days in a row.

Ironic Mustache · 02-17-2005, 11:48 PM

8 in a day huh? I haven't beat that I don't think, but I'd like to challenge that title. One day this weekend I will beat off TEN TIMES. That's right I went there, TEN.

ninjaface · 02-17-2005, 11:49 PM

If you start bleeding, it means you should do it 6 more times.

Ironic Mustache · 02-18-2005, 12:03 AM

Blood is like natural lube.

Niger Angelus · 02-18-2005, 06:32 AM

Usually 3-5 times a week at the most...

Astroglide...

Ironic Mustache · 02-18-2005, 07:28 AM

I'm the dnkest ever. I have norhing ofvauollle to say,

Ugly Bastard · 02-18-2005, 03:26 PM

How many different buildings (homes included) would you say you've jerked off in?

I gotta think at least 10.

-Ugly Bastard

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-18-2005, 03:50 PM

I try to do it once a day, twice on sundays.

02-17-2005, 08:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	It all depends for me. When I'm getting regular tang, I'm at about 3-4 per week. Since I'm not now, I'm about UB's status.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-17-2005, 08:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I only "manual override" when im at work, so roughly 3-5 times a week, my man takes care of the rest.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

02-17-2005, 08:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Yes the long term con is that it gets rather repetetive. Also, I find that the majority of girls can't hold a candle to the intensity and enthusiasm of a porn star. Granted, it's fake, but what do I care. If a chick's got me fooled, then fuck it.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-17-2005, 08:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	I have never masturbated ever.
	#YOLO

02-17-2005, 08:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Wasn't that you who threatened to provoke my porn priviliges because I forgot to mention retard/amputee porn? Is that just the level you want to stay at?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-17-2005, 07:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	This is a topic that doesn't get a fraction of the discussion it deserves on these forums. Let's all be gentleman enough to bring a shred of maturity and honesty into this thread. So how often are you "choking the chicken", or "going into manual override" if you know what I mean. Personally? I'm at roughly 10 times per week right now. Does that seem high? Anyone beat it? (get it? HA!) Disclose, friends. -Ugly Bastard

02-17-2005, 07:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I perform genital stimulation via phallengetic motion approximately 7 or 8 times a week.

02-17-2005, 08:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Any hints/advice/tips or weird stories anyone cares to add? I have a few pretty good ones, but I'm not sure I wanted them posted publically on the internet. Wait till I'm in a tilted mood and I will. Most of you guys porn guys or imagination guys? Porn guy here. Any long-term cons with that? -Ugly Bastard

02-17-2005, 08:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	You gotta be careful what porn you look at and how often. With porn, as with other things, people have the tendancy of having to "up the anty" to achieve the same results as last time. I have chosen to stay at a specific level to avoid resorting to harder hardcore porn.

02-17-2005, 08:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Yes.

02-17-2005, 08:56 PM	#12 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Thats a tough one. All you can really do is force yourself into it. I would also suggest using your imagination every so often. It might be difficult, but I think it would be worth it.

02-17-2005, 09:01 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	That's kind of what I was getting at when I was talking about it getting repetetive. Soft core cinemax style porn is weak.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-17-2005, 10:58 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	If by "weak" you mean "incredible", then yes, I agree. I don't watch porn for the hardcore penetration. I watch it for the plot. Err... yea -Ugly Bastard

02-17-2005, 11:09 PM	#15 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Porn with a plot is like a retard with a book or a cripple with a jump rope.

02-17-2005, 11:13 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Agreed.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-17-2005, 11:14 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I did it at least 8 times in one day once. Anyone positively beat that mark? -Ugly Bastard

02-17-2005, 11:28 PM	#18 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	No. But I have done 4 or so a day for a few days in a row.

02-17-2005, 11:48 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	8 in a day huh? I haven't beat that I don't think, but I'd like to challenge that title. One day this weekend I will beat off TEN TIMES. That's right I went there, TEN.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-17-2005, 11:49 PM	#20 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	If you start bleeding, it means you should do it 6 more times.

02-18-2005, 12:03 AM	#21 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Blood is like natural lube.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-18-2005, 06:32 AM	#22 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Usually 3-5 times a week at the most... Astroglide...
	I enjoy knives and fire.

02-18-2005, 07:28 AM	#23 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'm the dnkest ever. I have norhing ofvauollle to say,
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-18-2005, 03:26 PM	#24 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	How many different buildings (homes included) would you say you've jerked off in? I gotta think at least 10. -Ugly Bastard

02-18-2005, 03:50 PM	#25 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	I try to do it once a day, twice on sundays.
	#YOLO