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bert · 05-27-2004, 10:19 PM

I am currently employeed at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway and my job there is to stand in an elevator and take people to their floor. Now you might just ask yourself why they cant not do it for themselves and there are two reasons for this. 1. they have to go to the right floor and 2. they are rich bastards who are too lazy to do it for themselves.
The only good thing that comes out of this is i get paid well and i get to meet famous people. Well the reason im posting this is becuase today i had the chance to meet a number of famous people and get there pics which was quite nice. First off i got to run into Rupert, he was on the latest Survivor: All-Stars and i proceeded to get a picture with him which was awesome to think that he is now a millionaire.

Next i got to meet Nick Lachey and his brother Drew. They were there to introduce a band that was playin and i will get to the band in a second. but here is a picture with me,nick, and his brother drew. and they look a lot alike but to think that one of them is goin back to sleep with jessica simpson. damn it must be nice

i also get to meet James Caviezel. And for those of you who dont know who this is, he is Jesus. He played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ". Unfortunatly i was unable to get a picture with him. He was kind of a jerk but i guess when your such a high being you can act like that.

And finally i got to meet the band "live" they were performing after the drivers had practice and the pit competition. They did such an awesome job and they are such a great band. it was nice to be able to meet them and listen to them live.

my last day of work is race day and there will be many famous people that are supposed to be there, like jessica simpson, morgan freeman to name a couple and hopefully many more. so when and if i do get pics with them i will post them for you all to see.

[ May 27, 2004, 08:30 PM: Message edited by: bert ]

Orgazmo · 05-27-2004, 10:59 PM

That's really, really cool.

What's even cooler than the pictures is that, had you shaken Nick Lachey's hand, it would mean that you were one link away from Jessica Simpson's vagina. That's enough to make a guy think.

Looking forward to more pics.

yardobeef · 05-28-2004, 12:27 AM

one thing thats cool about rupert is, he still looks like hes on the island. its so trippy

underwater · 05-28-2004, 12:51 AM

that is so incredibly awesome. what a dream job.. getting paid for doing pretty much nothing and meeting famous people. that seriously rocks. i am pretty envious.

Titan · 05-30-2004, 06:38 PM

That rules bert, congrats on all that.

bert · 05-31-2004, 12:56 AM

Florence Henderson(Carol on the Brandy Bunch)

kato Kaelin(Housekeeper for O.J. Simpson, Key testmony)

Jessica Simpson

Lee Ann Wolmack

Naomi and Wynonna Judd

[ May 30, 2004, 11:19 PM: Message edited by: bert ]

bert · 05-31-2004, 01:08 AM

Chris McDonald(Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore)

Adam Mesh(Average Joe)

Jim Nabors

Neal McDonough(Band of Brothers)

Patrick Dempsey(Sweet Home Alabama)

[ May 30, 2004, 11:09 PM: Message edited by: bert ]

bert · 05-31-2004, 01:15 AM

Melissa Joan Hart

Michael Madsen(Resovior Dogs, Kill Bill 1&2)

Subway Jared Fogle

bert · 05-31-2004, 01:20 AM

Sorry bout the small pictures, i was having trouble with my camera phone, thats why some of them are blurry, but what can you say you can still see how they are and its still tight as fuck so dont argue too much.

[ May 30, 2004, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: bert ]

cough man · 05-31-2004, 02:35 AM

dude that is fucking sweet you were actually that close to Jessica Simpson

Ugly Bastard · 05-31-2004, 03:43 AM

Man that's fucking pimp that you met all those people.

That's all.

-Ugly Bastard

Ice3 · 05-31-2004, 04:25 AM

bert- that's totally sweet.

Cocktooth · 05-31-2004, 04:26 AM

Fuck Jessica Simpson ( wouldnt mind it) but he fucking met rupert....Thats the coolest thing ever...you should have asked if you could ride down the road with him and drink some beer at his house...that would be tight...by the way i now know somebody how met somebody that fucks jessica simpson....nice!

yardobeef · 05-31-2004, 05:31 AM

nick lachey is officially "the dude that fucks jessica simpson"

StabMaster Arson · 05-31-2004, 11:50 AM

fuck everyone else... he met jim nabors!!!

Cocktooth · 05-31-2004, 10:08 PM

True...SHAZAME SHAZAME SHAZAME....every day i used to watch him before school when i was little!!!! Good old Jim Nabors!

BarryJive · 06-01-2004, 12:27 AM

fuck all that gay ass shit...the fucker actually met Mr. Blonde. God DAMN that is awesome.

Mr. Blonde · 06-01-2004, 12:49 AM

We did, in fact, meet. Why havent you called me yet Bertie?

Titan · 06-01-2004, 06:23 AM

Holy shit bert.
That's gotta be one of the biggest job scores ever.

VOL · 06-01-2004, 08:26 PM

Bert I am so very jealous. I wish I had that opportunity. This just gives me more motivation to work for the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

VOL · 06-01-2004, 08:27 PM

I just went back and looked at these poctures again, and I am so furiously, jealous of you Bert. How does this all happen to you?

Mr. Blonde · 06-01-2004, 11:24 PM

I'm still not over the Jessica Simpson thing yet. Thats fucking awesome. I think its funny how her body-guard (I'm presuming) is looking at you in that picture though.

bert · 06-02-2004, 01:49 AM

yes mr. blonde that is her bodyguard and i thought he was gonna kick my ass. so i snaped the picture and got the hell out of there.

Fruitacious B · 06-02-2004, 10:14 PM

Damn...just, damn.

05-28-2004, 12:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
yardobeef Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Portage and IU Posts: 120 Internets: 2	one thing thats cool about rupert is, he still looks like hes on the island. its so trippy
	What up brah?

05-28-2004, 12:51 AM	#4 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	that is so incredibly awesome. what a dream job.. getting paid for doing pretty much nothing and meeting famous people. that seriously rocks. i am pretty envious.
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05-30-2004, 06:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	That rules bert, congrats on all that.
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05-31-2004, 02:35 AM	#10 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	dude that is fucking sweet you were actually that close to Jessica Simpson
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05-31-2004, 04:26 AM	#13 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Fuck Jessica Simpson ( wouldnt mind it) but he fucking met rupert....Thats the coolest thing ever...you should have asked if you could ride down the road with him and drink some beer at his house...that would be tight...by the way i now know somebody how met somebody that fucks jessica simpson....nice!
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05-27-2004, 10:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	I am currently employeed at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway and my job there is to stand in an elevator and take people to their floor. Now you might just ask yourself why they cant not do it for themselves and there are two reasons for this. 1. they have to go to the right floor and 2. they are rich bastards who are too lazy to do it for themselves. The only good thing that comes out of this is i get paid well and i get to meet famous people. Well the reason im posting this is becuase today i had the chance to meet a number of famous people and get there pics which was quite nice. First off i got to run into Rupert, he was on the latest Survivor: All-Stars and i proceeded to get a picture with him which was awesome to think that he is now a millionaire. Next i got to meet Nick Lachey and his brother Drew. They were there to introduce a band that was playin and i will get to the band in a second. but here is a picture with me,nick, and his brother drew. and they look a lot alike but to think that one of them is goin back to sleep with jessica simpson. damn it must be nice i also get to meet James Caviezel. And for those of you who dont know who this is, he is Jesus. He played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ". Unfortunatly i was unable to get a picture with him. He was kind of a jerk but i guess when your such a high being you can act like that. And finally i got to meet the band "live" they were performing after the drivers had practice and the pit competition. They did such an awesome job and they are such a great band. it was nice to be able to meet them and listen to them live. my last day of work is race day and there will be many famous people that are supposed to be there, like jessica simpson, morgan freeman to name a couple and hopefully many more. so when and if i do get pics with them i will post them for you all to see. [ May 27, 2004, 08:30 PM: Message edited by: bert ]

05-27-2004, 10:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	That's really, really cool. What's even cooler than the pictures is that, had you shaken Nick Lachey's hand, it would mean that you were one link away from Jessica Simpson's vagina. That's enough to make a guy think. Looking forward to more pics.

05-31-2004, 12:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	Florence Henderson(Carol on the Brandy Bunch) kato Kaelin(Housekeeper for O.J. Simpson, Key testmony) Jessica Simpson Lee Ann Wolmack Naomi and Wynonna Judd [ May 30, 2004, 11:19 PM: Message edited by: bert ]

05-31-2004, 01:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	Chris McDonald(Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore) Adam Mesh(Average Joe) Jim Nabors Neal McDonough(Band of Brothers) Patrick Dempsey(Sweet Home Alabama) [ May 30, 2004, 11:09 PM: Message edited by: bert ]

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bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	Melissa Joan Hart Michael Madsen(Resovior Dogs, Kill Bill 1&2) Subway Jared Fogle

05-31-2004, 01:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	Sorry bout the small pictures, i was having trouble with my camera phone, thats why some of them are blurry, but what can you say you can still see how they are and its still tight as fuck so dont argue too much. [ May 30, 2004, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: bert ]

05-31-2004, 03:43 AM	#11 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Man that's fucking pimp that you met all those people. That's all. -Ugly Bastard

05-31-2004, 04:25 AM	#12 (permalink)
Ice3 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Winona Lake, IN USA Posts: 13 Internets: 10	bert- that's totally sweet.

05-31-2004, 05:31 AM	#14 (permalink)
yardobeef Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Portage and IU Posts: 120 Internets: 2	nick lachey is officially "the dude that fucks jessica simpson"
	What up brah?

05-31-2004, 11:50 AM	#15 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	fuck everyone else... he met jim nabors!!!
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06-01-2004, 12:49 AM	#18 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	We did, in fact, meet. Why havent you called me yet Bertie?
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06-02-2004, 10:14 PM	#24 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Damn...just, damn.
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05-31-2004, 10:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	True...SHAZAME SHAZAME SHAZAME....every day i used to watch him before school when i was little!!!! Good old Jim Nabors!
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06-01-2004, 12:27 AM	#17 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	fuck all that gay ass shit...the fucker actually met Mr. Blonde. God DAMN that is awesome.
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06-01-2004, 06:23 AM	#19 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Holy shit bert. That's gotta be one of the biggest job scores ever.
	I do what the fuck I want.

06-01-2004, 08:26 PM	#20 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Bert I am so very jealous. I wish I had that opportunity. This just gives me more motivation to work for the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.
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06-01-2004, 08:27 PM	#21 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	I just went back and looked at these poctures again, and I am so furiously, jealous of you Bert. How does this all happen to you?
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

06-01-2004, 11:24 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I'm still not over the Jessica Simpson thing yet. Thats fucking awesome. I think its funny how her body-guard (I'm presuming) is looking at you in that picture though.
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06-02-2004, 01:49 AM	#23 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	yes mr. blonde that is her bodyguard and i thought he was gonna kick my ass. so i snaped the picture and got the hell out of there.