Operation: Get The Aerobie Out Of The Tree - Page 4 - Nubblies.net Forums

Ugly Bastard · 04-15-2005, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
The area back home is fucking so nice compared to the shit-streets of Muncie.

Quote:

Originally posted by the Butcher:
but there are some nice-as-hell new neighborhoods going up that are well upwards in the $350,000 and up range.

See, here's where we differ: I really couldn't give a dick-less if there are nice homes going up in Warsaw and Elkhart while Muncie is installing a new trailer park. None of that applies to me. I'm not rich, so I won't be living in a big-ass house, and I'm not poor, so I won't be living in a trailer. For me, it's about "shit to do". Now, while Elkhart and Muncie might be pretty comparable, Warsaw and Muncie is a "no contest" in the entertainment department. That's all I give a shit about; "what city I'm having more fun in". Just because the annual gross income of Muncities is far less than Warsawians, that doesn't mean for a second I'd rather be in Warsaw.

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 04-15-2005, 04:52 PM

You're not proving your point well, UB. Elkhart has just over 50,000 people, while Warsaw has about 13,000. Plus we're really close to South Bend and Mishawaka. What exactly fun is there to do back home, or is it the same situation that I stated that you shot down, that a lot of your friends and family are back home, and that you've lived there your whole life, so you know more things to do?

Ugly Bastard · 04-15-2005, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
You're not proving your point well

One might say the same about yourself.

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 04-15-2005, 04:55 PM

go on...

Ugly Bastard · 04-15-2005, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
What exactly fun is there to do back home, or is it the same situation that I stated that you shot down, that a lot of your friends and family are back home, and that you've lived there your whole life, so you know more things to do?

Well I don't really understand what you're saying in this spaghetti sentence.

But I'm done talking about this, we're just argueing opinions here which is pretty redundant. Ironic Mustache said it best, all of these towns we're talking about suck dick whether you're too blind to see it or not.

Lets talk about the Aerobie: I just looked at it a few minutes ago, and realized just how impossible this mo-fo is going to be to get down. I really don't think it's going to happen... fuck.... FUCK!! [img]smile.gif[/img] ! :!) F DTILTILT ILTLITLITILTIITLITLIILTLITIITILTLIILTLIITL

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 04-15-2005, 05:37 PM

Alright, let's get this motherfucker out of the tree. See you kids out there.

Ironic Mustache · 04-15-2005, 05:40 PM

I'd like pics for documentation purposes please.

Ugly Bastard · 04-15-2005, 06:47 PM

Success is ours. Pictures coming...

-Ugly Bastard

Saint DH · 04-15-2005, 06:48 PM

Damnit, that must not have taken very long at all. I just stopped by around 4:45 and nobody was there.

Mr. Blonde · 04-15-2005, 06:48 PM

Fuck that tree. It ain't got shit on us.

Orgazmo · 04-15-2005, 07:25 PM

The task was formidable. A blue-ribbon toy stuck many thousands (or maybe tens) of feet up in a dungeon of wood. It would take nothing short of miraculous intervention to free the prisoner.

Enter miraculous intervention.

With a task on their minds, four Nubblites assembled at the base of the prison. Joined by a common goal, failure wasn't an option on this day for the quartet...nor would it have to be.

Ugly Bastard, tonguegina, Mr. Blonde, and Orgazmo held a short conference of ideas before Blonde bounded up the tree. Like a squirrel, the Nubblite climbed, branch after branch, until he was feet from the frisbee.

With all of his might, the noble Nubblite shook nature's giant. The branches violently swayed back and forth...but, as the foursome had feared, the tree wasn't about to give in that easily.

Abandoning plan A, Blonde immediately set into action plan B: Tossing a football at the subject from high within the tree. Constantly being fed a Ball of Freedom by Ugly Bastard, tonguegina, and Orgazmo, Blonde continuously chopped away at the branches surrounding the hostage with tosses of might. Again, the captor wasn't about to release his prize, not with that amount of effort. The following was the result of our effort with the football:

It took a shaking more violent than anything ever before experienced to free the Tool of Freedom...but, after a bit of effort, it was liberated, falling to the ground with its tail between its legs. The subject remained captive.

The only thing left to do was attempt Plan C, the use of the Mighty Sexbear's Scepter of Liberation. Retrieved from the frozen tundra of the Northwest Territories many years ago, the Scepter had been kept locked away for a special occasion. This, my friends, is that occasion.

At first glance, the Scepter looks like nothing more than a 6' piece of PVC pipe with 4 straightened wire hangers attached to the end. Closer analysis, though, reveals that it is oh so much more. Not only does the scepter extend its user's arm by 12 feet, it temporarily empowers its holder with The Courage of the Sexbear.

Without hesitation, Orgazmo leapt into the tree to act as a middleman between the ground and the dangerous heights of the tree. The Scepter was gently handed up the tree from Ugly Bastard to Orgazmo before finally being relayed on to Blonde.

With the Scepter in hand, Blonde felt The Courage of The Sexbear course through his veins. Completely rejuvenated, Blonde skillfully maneuvered the tool until its hook wrapped around the prisoner.

It took a few forceful tugs, but the tree eventually gave in and The Courage of the quartet emerged victorious. As the subject fell to the ground, tongue quickly comforted it, letting it know that the days of playing prisoner were over. The Aerobie appreciated this comforting.

Ugly Bastard followed suit, comforting the badly beate frisbeebear elite.

And finally, The Champion Mr. Blonde emerged with Scepter in hand for an afternoon-defining photograph:

To those who doubted: Go fuck yourself. Anything is possible with a gathering of great minds (and tools of The Sexbear).

[ April 15, 2005, 05:31 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

sim_flex_x · 04-15-2005, 07:31 PM

nicely done, we're all proud

Beebs · 04-15-2005, 07:34 PM

Now thats what I'm fucking talking about.

Pliedes · 04-15-2005, 07:46 PM

Perfectly accomplished. Props to all involved.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-15-2005, 07:52 PM

Well done team.

AcTivE · 04-15-2005, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:

this picture made me laugh out loud. "It's an aerobie!"

tonguegina · 04-15-2005, 08:08 PM

I was trying to look like a little boy who just got his favorite toy back. You can't say it didn't work.

Ugly Bastard · 04-15-2005, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonguegina:
I was trying to look like a little boy

Not hard to do for you. Every picture I've ever seen of you - you look like a little kid.

-Ugly Bastard

AcTivE · 04-15-2005, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by tonguegina:
I was trying to look like a little boy

Not hard to do for you. Every picture I've ever seen of you - you look like a little kid.

-Ugly Bastard[/quote]
that is not a bad thing, at all

Saint DH · 04-15-2005, 11:22 PM

That's what I'm talking about. Warsaw has nice roads, nice houses, and for the most part, decent people. Muncie has shitty ass roads, a bunch of illiterate niggers, and almost every neighborhood outside of campus looks like a housing project. Fuck Muncie, Indiana. The only reason Muncie is more fun for me than Warsaw is because I live by myself here and I can do whatever the fuck I want.

Ugly Bastard · 04-16-2005, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AcTivE:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by tonguegina:
I was trying to look like a little boy

Not hard to do for you. Every picture I've ever seen of you - you look like a little kid.

-Ugly Bastard[/quote]
that is not a bad thing, at all[/quote]
If you like little kids. Which I don't. They're scary. Like on Boogeyman.

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 04-16-2005, 01:41 AM

I fucking hate kids. Fucking hate 'em.
I do like tonguegina though, so he can't look that much like a kid.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-16-2005, 05:53 AM

Now that you hav the aerobie out of the tree, I expect you all to make good use of it.

Orgazmo · 04-16-2005, 06:56 AM

We had a nice little session of Aerobie immediately following its liberation.

tonguegina · 04-17-2005, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by tonguegina:
I was trying to look like a little boy

Not hard to do for you. Every picture I've ever seen of you - you look like a little kid.

-Ugly Bastard[/quote]
Yeah, when I had that beard, I felt like a little kid dressing up like an adult lumberjack or something.

Quote:

Originally posted by AcTivE:
that is not a bad thing, at all

A lot of people pay good money to look young...hopefully it lasts.

04-15-2005, 04:52 PM	#77 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	You're not proving your point well, UB. Elkhart has just over 50,000 people, while Warsaw has about 13,000. Plus we're really close to South Bend and Mishawaka. What exactly fun is there to do back home, or is it the same situation that I stated that you shot down, that a lot of your friends and family are back home, and that you've lived there your whole life, so you know more things to do?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-15-2005, 04:55 PM	#79 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	go on...
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-15-2005, 05:37 PM	#81 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Alright, let's get this motherfucker out of the tree. See you kids out there.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-15-2005, 05:40 PM	#82 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'd like pics for documentation purposes please.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-15-2005, 06:48 PM	#85 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Fuck that tree. It ain't got shit on us.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-15-2005, 06:47 PM	#83 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Success is ours. Pictures coming... -Ugly Bastard

04-15-2005, 06:48 PM	#84 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	Damnit, that must not have taken very long at all. I just stopped by around 4:45 and nobody was there.

04-15-2005, 07:25 PM	#86 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	The task was formidable. A blue-ribbon toy stuck many thousands (or maybe tens) of feet up in a dungeon of wood. It would take nothing short of miraculous intervention to free the prisoner. Enter miraculous intervention. With a task on their minds, four Nubblites assembled at the base of the prison. Joined by a common goal, failure wasn't an option on this day for the quartet...nor would it have to be. Ugly Bastard, tonguegina, Mr. Blonde, and Orgazmo held a short conference of ideas before Blonde bounded up the tree. Like a squirrel, the Nubblite climbed, branch after branch, until he was feet from the frisbee. With all of his might, the noble Nubblite shook nature's giant. The branches violently swayed back and forth...but, as the foursome had feared, the tree wasn't about to give in that easily. Abandoning plan A, Blonde immediately set into action plan B: Tossing a football at the subject from high within the tree. Constantly being fed a Ball of Freedom by Ugly Bastard, tonguegina, and Orgazmo, Blonde continuously chopped away at the branches surrounding the hostage with tosses of might. Again, the captor wasn't about to release his prize, not with that amount of effort. The following was the result of our effort with the football: It took a shaking more violent than anything ever before experienced to free the Tool of Freedom...but, after a bit of effort, it was liberated, falling to the ground with its tail between its legs. The subject remained captive. The only thing left to do was attempt Plan C, the use of the Mighty Sexbear's Scepter of Liberation. Retrieved from the frozen tundra of the Northwest Territories many years ago, the Scepter had been kept locked away for a special occasion. This, my friends, is that occasion. At first glance, the Scepter looks like nothing more than a 6' piece of PVC pipe with 4 straightened wire hangers attached to the end. Closer analysis, though, reveals that it is oh so much more. Not only does the scepter extend its user's arm by 12 feet, it temporarily empowers its holder with The Courage of the Sexbear. Without hesitation, Orgazmo leapt into the tree to act as a middleman between the ground and the dangerous heights of the tree. The Scepter was gently handed up the tree from Ugly Bastard to Orgazmo before finally being relayed on to Blonde. With the Scepter in hand, Blonde felt The Courage of The Sexbear course through his veins. Completely rejuvenated, Blonde skillfully maneuvered the tool until its hook wrapped around the prisoner. It took a few forceful tugs, but the tree eventually gave in and The Courage of the quartet emerged victorious. As the subject fell to the ground, tongue quickly comforted it, letting it know that the days of playing prisoner were over. The Aerobie appreciated this comforting. Ugly Bastard followed suit, comforting the badly beate frisbeebear elite. And finally, The Champion Mr. Blonde emerged with Scepter in hand for an afternoon-defining photograph: To those who doubted: Go fuck yourself. Anything is possible with a gathering of great minds (and tools of The Sexbear). [ April 15, 2005, 05:31 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

04-15-2005, 07:31 PM	#87 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	nicely done, we're all proud

04-15-2005, 07:34 PM	#88 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Now thats what I'm fucking talking about.

04-15-2005, 07:46 PM	#89 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Perfectly accomplished. Props to all involved.

04-15-2005, 07:52 PM	#90 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Well done team.

04-15-2005, 08:08 PM	#92 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I was trying to look like a little boy who just got his favorite toy back. You can't say it didn't work.

04-15-2005, 11:22 PM	#95 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	That's what I'm talking about. Warsaw has nice roads, nice houses, and for the most part, decent people. Muncie has shitty ass roads, a bunch of illiterate niggers, and almost every neighborhood outside of campus looks like a housing project. Fuck Muncie, Indiana. The only reason Muncie is more fun for me than Warsaw is because I live by myself here and I can do whatever the fuck I want.

04-16-2005, 01:41 AM	#97 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I fucking hate kids. Fucking hate 'em. I do like tonguegina though, so he can't look that much like a kid.
	I do what the fuck I want.

04-16-2005, 05:53 AM	#98 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Now that you hav the aerobie out of the tree, I expect you all to make good use of it.

04-16-2005, 06:56 AM	#99 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	We had a nice little session of Aerobie immediately following its liberation.