If I was a terrorist . . . - Nubblies.net Forums

10-16-2002, 08:11 PM

I gave this a bit of thought one day, and I decided that if I really wanted to fuck people over...I'd simply get HIV and then, using a needle, I'd put my semen into tubes of neosporin in big scale retailers like wal-mart and k-mart. This would probably infect 3 - 4 people per tube with the disease...men, women, and children. It's a terrible idea for anyone who has morals to do...but for one of those fancy terrorists, it's a reasonable plan.

Ugly Bastard · 10-16-2002, 08:40 PM

Orgazmo. Your plan is good, un-original, but pretty damn good. Might I now offer a plan or two of my own:

If I was a terrorist....

....I would put anthrax in the water supply of a big city.
....I would sit outside of the fence at the end of a run-way at an airport and shoot the pilot or the engine with a sniper-weapon right as the plane is getting ready to take off.
....I would launch a gernade or missle of some sort at the White House at a time that the President is known to be there.
....I would drop a bomb on the Capitol Building during the President's State of the Union Address (the Union wouldn't be looking too good after that)
....I would shoot citizens at gas stations, schools, and parking lots with a sniper gun from several hundred yards away (...wait a minute)
....I would go on a cruise and detonate a bomb while on the ship in the middle of the ocean
....I would set the forests in the Pacific Northwest ablaze.
....I would hi-jack a small-town radio station, and tell them that President Bush will be driving through our town later that evening on his way to a meeting. Tell them that Bush is going to stop at the courthouse to speak to the community, and to arrive early if you want to get a good seat, then detonate a bomb while all those people are together like that.
....I would open fire at a professional sporting event.
....I would detonate a bomb on a major interstate during rush-hour.

Now if I was a terrorist, I might do some of these things, but lucky for you. I'm not a terrorist

10-16-2002, 09:19 PM

My plan is unoriginal? Half of yours are simply shooting people or setting off a bomb dressed up with a little bit of verbal candy... Also, your plans would kill a few people at a time...and, in some unlikely cases, the president...whereas mine would slowly infect hundreds to thousands with a deadly and incurable disease. By the time that people figured out where it was stemming from, thousands to hundreds of thousands would be infected...either directly from my plan or through the trickle down effect...

Perhaps my grandest of plans for dismantling the United States is the following. Firstly, a sum of cash, about $250,000, would be necessary. Also, 500 people willing to give their lives for my cause would be needed (I'm guessing that neither of the previous would be tough to come by for a terrorist kingpin). My plan is simple...send each of the men to a random state in the United States. Once in their designated state, the men would each purchase a car (they'd each be given about $500). After this, at a certain time on a certain day, all 500 of the men would go onto a random road in their random state. They would start driving normally and then, all of a sudden, swerve straight into the left lane...striking one oncoming car almost surely causing death to both the martyr and the victim (and probably all passengers with the victim...at least the person in the passenger's seat).

At first glance, one may say that my plan would only cause about 750 - 1250 American deaths...and, for the price of 500 terrorist, that number simply is not enough. To that claim, I say this: Think about the effect that would be had on every single person in the United States. If the plan was thought out enough, and things worked out well, there would be an accident within any 200 square miles of the US...meaning that almost everyone would have a "ground zero" close to where they live. The results of such a massive attack would be absolutely staggering. Think about what's going on right now in the DC/Maryland/Virginia area with the Sniper...but multiply it x10 and cover the entire contiguous United States as an area of panic. Nobody would want to go onto the roads. The main roadways would probably be most heavily hit; thus, most heavily avoided by the public; however, all roads would be feared. Without automobile traffic, the US would be all but shut down. Employees would be unable to go to work, businesses would be unable to deliver their goods, and the entire economy would take a huge hit. About the time that drivers start regaining their confidence, the terrorists could make another hit. Even a hit of 100 vehicles would cause mass hysteria after the initial 500 intentional head-on crashes.

Also, this plan would be next to impossible to stop. Getting into the country obviously isn't a problem...and picking up an old beater car for under $500 isn't too tough either. If terrorists can get training in how to fly...I'm sure they can figure out how to drive...

Basically, this plan is flawless...let's just hope those damned terrorists don't read nubblies...

Ugly Bastard · 10-16-2002, 11:58 PM

Orgazmo, thank you for properly bashing my plan, even though a few of them were pretty damn good.

As far as yours goes: Eh, I've had better.

You might think terrorists don't read nubblies, but think again........

St. Anky · 10-17-2002, 02:15 AM

Bastard, though your fire crotch may be affecting your judgement, I'd say NONE of your tactics were original OR properly thought out. I'd say Orgazmo's had a touch of creativity. I'd like to layout a thought of my own.

First, I'd somehow have to get ahold of factory workers in Pepsi and Coca-Cola factory plants. Also I'd have to find a way to produce cyanide (ebay?) Anyhow, I'd then sneak in the poison, throw it into a vat of the coca-cola syrup. Send out the sons of bitches, and laugh as half of america dies. HAHAHAHAHAAH... sorry...

But really, think about it. How many americans consume coca cola? And if enough got out... the effect would be disasterous.
Tell me what you think

Lethal · 10-17-2002, 06:34 PM

I have one thing to add...

I have been to Mexico and all those mother fuckers down there drink is coca-cola. I'd think twice about your plan before you kill more of your kind than ours.

StDx · 10-17-2002, 07:11 PM

I'm not real sure but I don't think that it is morally right for st. anky to be taking part in this discussion becuase of his nationality. is there any way we could keep sensitive information of this sort away from his devious mexican mind?

St. Anky · 10-18-2002, 12:13 AM

To stdx, I thank you for calling me devious... but I think you're a stinky dick-licking fuckhole for making fun of my nationality...

StDx · 10-19-2002, 12:23 AM

see how quickly mexicans get out of hand. This is exactly why we should keep this information covert. I simply wrote of a legitimate concern and was viciously attacked... typical.

please note: the dirty mexican referred to me as "stinky"... that's kinda like the spic calling the wetback a border-jumper.

11-19-2002, 12:55 PM

Wow, that was quite a post.

Schizer · 11-19-2002, 01:04 PM

Grow up you two. Wow you know racial slurs ! I'm so proud. Whether his decent is Latino or European makes no difference. Unless I am mistaken, he's an American now, and that makes him just as qualified to talk about this as anyone else on here. Seriously, shut up.

God Bless

11-19-2002, 01:15 PM

I agree, just calling each other racial slurs won't accomplish anything. Stop being pussies and actually commit some hate crimes for christ's sake.

[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited November 19, 2002).]

Trout Sniffer · 11-19-2002, 01:44 PM

St Anky, you perform any hate crimes, and we'll kill ya. You're already a threat to our society, and a possibly terrorist. We wouldn't have a problem knocking you off.

Joe Bang A Clit · 11-19-2002, 02:41 PM

yeah fuck trash talking about racial slurs....just go kill each other!

Rudy · 11-19-2002, 02:50 PM

unoriginal or not, I think they best way to kill a massive amount of people would be to get a hold of a nuke. With just a couple of nukes you could wipe out half of the U.S., and hopefully they would miss texas and hit mexico, make a big enough hole in the ground at the border that nobody like st. Anky could make it across.

Joe Bang A Clit · 11-19-2002, 02:54 PM

yeah i second that...i mean there just mexicans you know, they're taking over our cities and increasing unemployment. i've never understood how a mexican can live in america and expect everyone to learn spanish so that we can communicate with them...damn it's the US you learn our fucking language

Rudy · 11-19-2002, 03:50 PM

If i was a terrorist i think i would threaten beautiful girls with the taliban until they sucked me off to the point of climax. You may call me a sick bastard, but thats fine, I think its a pretty good idea.

StDx · 11-19-2002, 04:58 PM

everyone, please note that this thread was dead for a month before schizer came in to regulate. Schizer, you dumb fuck, do you realize that all the shit, previous to your post here, was said before you were even a fucking member? if you're going to comment on shit, could you at least make sure it's current.

Ugly Bastard · 11-19-2002, 06:06 PM

StDx-

I can tip my glass to that.

-Ugly Bastard

Thomas Gander · 11-19-2002, 08:19 PM

Being a terrorist would be pretty cool.
I most likely would be a drug dealer and lace all of my products with Cyanide. This would probably take care of at least 1/4 of the American population, and completely eradicate the Mexican population!

George Sherman · 12-14-2004, 08:55 PM

If I were a terrorist I would shoot George Bush because he is the antichrist.

StabMaster Arson · 12-15-2004, 12:22 AM

if I were a terrorist, I'd plan a massive string of home invasions in all major cities... that'd keep people on their toes.

12-15-2004, 12:53 AM

I've said it before and I'll say it again, LSD in the water supply.

10-16-2002, 08:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I gave this a bit of thought one day, and I decided that if I really wanted to fuck people over...I'd simply get HIV and then, using a needle, I'd put my semen into tubes of neosporin in big scale retailers like wal-mart and k-mart. This would probably infect 3 - 4 people per tube with the disease...men, women, and children. It's a terrible idea for anyone who has morals to do...but for one of those fancy terrorists, it's a reasonable plan.
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10-16-2002, 09:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	My plan is unoriginal? Half of yours are simply shooting people or setting off a bomb dressed up with a little bit of verbal candy... Also, your plans would kill a few people at a time...and, in some unlikely cases, the president...whereas mine would slowly infect hundreds to thousands with a deadly and incurable disease. By the time that people figured out where it was stemming from, thousands to hundreds of thousands would be infected...either directly from my plan or through the trickle down effect... Perhaps my grandest of plans for dismantling the United States is the following. Firstly, a sum of cash, about $250,000, would be necessary. Also, 500 people willing to give their lives for my cause would be needed (I'm guessing that neither of the previous would be tough to come by for a terrorist kingpin). My plan is simple...send each of the men to a random state in the United States. Once in their designated state, the men would each purchase a car (they'd each be given about $500). After this, at a certain time on a certain day, all 500 of the men would go onto a random road in their random state. They would start driving normally and then, all of a sudden, swerve straight into the left lane...striking one oncoming car almost surely causing death to both the martyr and the victim (and probably all passengers with the victim...at least the person in the passenger's seat). At first glance, one may say that my plan would only cause about 750 - 1250 American deaths...and, for the price of 500 terrorist, that number simply is not enough. To that claim, I say this: Think about the effect that would be had on every single person in the United States. If the plan was thought out enough, and things worked out well, there would be an accident within any 200 square miles of the US...meaning that almost everyone would have a "ground zero" close to where they live. The results of such a massive attack would be absolutely staggering. Think about what's going on right now in the DC/Maryland/Virginia area with the Sniper...but multiply it x10 and cover the entire contiguous United States as an area of panic. Nobody would want to go onto the roads. The main roadways would probably be most heavily hit; thus, most heavily avoided by the public; however, all roads would be feared. Without automobile traffic, the US would be all but shut down. Employees would be unable to go to work, businesses would be unable to deliver their goods, and the entire economy would take a huge hit. About the time that drivers start regaining their confidence, the terrorists could make another hit. Even a hit of 100 vehicles would cause mass hysteria after the initial 500 intentional head-on crashes. Also, this plan would be next to impossible to stop. Getting into the country obviously isn't a problem...and picking up an old beater car for under $500 isn't too tough either. If terrorists can get training in how to fly...I'm sure they can figure out how to drive... Basically, this plan is flawless...let's just hope those damned terrorists don't read nubblies...
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11-19-2002, 12:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	Wow, that was quite a post.
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11-19-2002, 01:15 PM	#12 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	I agree, just calling each other racial slurs won't accomplish anything. Stop being pussies and actually commit some hate crimes for christ's sake. [This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited November 19, 2002).]
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12-14-2004, 08:55 PM	#21 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	If I were a terrorist I would shoot George Bush because he is the antichrist.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

10-16-2002, 08:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Orgazmo. Your plan is good, un-original, but pretty damn good. Might I now offer a plan or two of my own: If I was a terrorist.... ....I would put anthrax in the water supply of a big city. ....I would sit outside of the fence at the end of a run-way at an airport and shoot the pilot or the engine with a sniper-weapon right as the plane is getting ready to take off. ....I would launch a gernade or missle of some sort at the White House at a time that the President is known to be there. ....I would drop a bomb on the Capitol Building during the President's State of the Union Address (the Union wouldn't be looking too good after that) ....I would shoot citizens at gas stations, schools, and parking lots with a sniper gun from several hundred yards away (...wait a minute) ....I would go on a cruise and detonate a bomb while on the ship in the middle of the ocean ....I would set the forests in the Pacific Northwest ablaze. ....I would hi-jack a small-town radio station, and tell them that President Bush will be driving through our town later that evening on his way to a meeting. Tell them that Bush is going to stop at the courthouse to speak to the community, and to arrive early if you want to get a good seat, then detonate a bomb while all those people are together like that. ....I would open fire at a professional sporting event. ....I would detonate a bomb on a major interstate during rush-hour. Now if I was a terrorist, I might do some of these things, but lucky for you. I'm not a terrorist

10-16-2002, 11:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Orgazmo, thank you for properly bashing my plan, even though a few of them were pretty damn good. As far as yours goes: Eh, I've had better. You might think terrorists don't read nubblies, but think again........

10-17-2002, 02:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Bastard, though your fire crotch may be affecting your judgement, I'd say NONE of your tactics were original OR properly thought out. I'd say Orgazmo's had a touch of creativity. I'd like to layout a thought of my own. First, I'd somehow have to get ahold of factory workers in Pepsi and Coca-Cola factory plants. Also I'd have to find a way to produce cyanide (ebay?) Anyhow, I'd then sneak in the poison, throw it into a vat of the coca-cola syrup. Send out the sons of bitches, and laugh as half of america dies. HAHAHAHAHAAH... sorry... But really, think about it. How many americans consume coca cola? And if enough got out... the effect would be disasterous. Tell me what you think

10-17-2002, 06:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	I have one thing to add... I have been to Mexico and all those mother fuckers down there drink is coca-cola. I'd think twice about your plan before you kill more of your kind than ours.

10-17-2002, 07:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	I'm not real sure but I don't think that it is morally right for st. anky to be taking part in this discussion becuase of his nationality. is there any way we could keep sensitive information of this sort away from his devious mexican mind?

10-18-2002, 12:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	To stdx, I thank you for calling me devious... but I think you're a stinky dick-licking fuckhole for making fun of my nationality...

10-19-2002, 12:23 AM	#9 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	see how quickly mexicans get out of hand. This is exactly why we should keep this information covert. I simply wrote of a legitimate concern and was viciously attacked... typical. please note: the dirty mexican referred to me as "stinky"... that's kinda like the spic calling the wetback a border-jumper.

11-19-2002, 01:04 PM	#11 (permalink)
Schizer Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16 Internets: 10	Grow up you two. Wow you know racial slurs ! I'm so proud. Whether his decent is Latino or European makes no difference. Unless I am mistaken, he's an American now, and that makes him just as qualified to talk about this as anyone else on here. Seriously, shut up. God Bless

11-19-2002, 01:44 PM	#13 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	St Anky, you perform any hate crimes, and we'll kill ya. You're already a threat to our society, and a possibly terrorist. We wouldn't have a problem knocking you off.

11-19-2002, 02:41 PM	#14 (permalink)
Joe Bang A Clit Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 123 Internets: 10	yeah fuck trash talking about racial slurs....just go kill each other!

11-19-2002, 02:50 PM	#15 (permalink)
Rudy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 187 Internets: 10	unoriginal or not, I think they best way to kill a massive amount of people would be to get a hold of a nuke. With just a couple of nukes you could wipe out half of the U.S., and hopefully they would miss texas and hit mexico, make a big enough hole in the ground at the border that nobody like st. Anky could make it across.

11-19-2002, 02:54 PM	#16 (permalink)
Joe Bang A Clit Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 123 Internets: 10	yeah i second that...i mean there just mexicans you know, they're taking over our cities and increasing unemployment. i've never understood how a mexican can live in america and expect everyone to learn spanish so that we can communicate with them...damn it's the US you learn our fucking language

11-19-2002, 03:50 PM	#17 (permalink)
Rudy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 187 Internets: 10	If i was a terrorist i think i would threaten beautiful girls with the taliban until they sucked me off to the point of climax. You may call me a sick bastard, but thats fine, I think its a pretty good idea.

11-19-2002, 04:58 PM	#18 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	everyone, please note that this thread was dead for a month before schizer came in to regulate. Schizer, you dumb fuck, do you realize that all the shit, previous to your post here, was said before you were even a fucking member? if you're going to comment on shit, could you at least make sure it's current.

11-19-2002, 06:06 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	StDx- I can tip my glass to that. -Ugly Bastard

11-19-2002, 08:19 PM	#20 (permalink)
Thomas Gander Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: India Posts: 48 Internets: 10	Being a terrorist would be pretty cool. I most likely would be a drug dealer and lace all of my products with Cyanide. This would probably take care of at least 1/4 of the American population, and completely eradicate the Mexican population!

12-15-2004, 12:22 AM	#22 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	if I were a terrorist, I'd plan a massive string of home invasions in all major cities... that'd keep people on their toes.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

12-15-2004, 12:53 AM	#23 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I've said it before and I'll say it again, LSD in the water supply.
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