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Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 06:44 PM

Well fuck me running. How am I going to get out of this one unscathed.

12-12-2005, 06:46 PM

Step #1: Get Her Drunk
Step #2: Go out to the bars
Step #3: ?
Step #4: Profit!

theMerciless1 · 12-12-2005, 06:46 PM

and btw sam, i can completely identify w/ your position.
by the time i was a senior in college i was able to look back at at least a dozen instances in which i could have had sex w/ a girl who i was not going to date in any form.
sure, i have no moral guilt but i look back on most as missed oppurtunities for several reasons...
first off, its not like i would have raped anyone. all instances involved the consent of both parties, regardless of the presence of alcohol.
next off, if either regretted it, we'd get over it and move on.
next, i like fucking, i should never have deprived myself of such a great pasttime.
next, i dont believe having sex with someone without the intentions of a "relationship" is disrespectful in any way.

and finally, i regret not taking those oppurtunities because, trust me, those oppurtunities will not always be there at such a frequent rate. it is a painful realization that you will make when you realize you have gotten older are are still getting older.

so, for the love of christ, bang her.

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 06:51 PM

I'd say my safest bet is play it nice for a little longer, then when we get back for break, get drunk with her as much as possible. Alcohol+Attraction (it's obvious she wants me, not to sound conceited, but all guys know that if a girl wants you, it's easy to pick up on) she's just got that whole morals thing going for her and doesnt want to be seen as a slut. Hopefully, as i was saying, alcohol+sexual attraction would eliminate the moral barrier. Plus, I can't be blamed for anything because i was drunk too.

Niger Angelus · 12-12-2005, 06:52 PM

There is more to life than fucking girls man.

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ FC:
Step #1: Get Her Drunk
Step #2: Go out to the bars
Step #3: ?
Step #4: Profit!

She's 20. I've seen those steps somewhere before. Is that from Southpark? Well not the drunk and bars thing

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
There is more to life than fucking girls man.

Yeah. Punishing their kind. Through sex.

theMerciless1 · 12-12-2005, 06:56 PM

there certainly is more to life that banging girls but at your age it should be a very large part of life.

i have tons of other "missed oppurtunities" but these are pertainant to this discussion.

Ugly Bastard · 12-12-2005, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
There is more to life than fucking girls man.

Yea... like being a huge pussy and doing drugs and stuff! C'mon Sam! You know this!

-UB

Deadly Crescent Kick · 12-12-2005, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
What kind of a guy would I be then? A coked out italian douchebag, that's who.

Therein lies the dillemma.

LOL, apparently indiana has the same sense of humor as PA.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 12-12-2005, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
There is more to life than fucking girls man.

fuck ya, jiu-jitsu, video games, booze & drugs.

but that's about it...

Niger Angelus · 12-12-2005, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
There is more to life than fucking girls man.

Yea... like being a huge pussy and doing drugs and stuff! C'mon Sam! You know this!

-UB[/quote]
You know I can kick your ass.

bloodyfart · 12-12-2005, 07:40 PM

"Yeah, it's quite the dillemma though because i consider her a friend...we've known each other for a while, buti met her after i started dating my now-ex so we were just friends and shit"

walk away. dont ruin this girl for the rest of her life. you dont want the commitment level she wants; that is a recipe for disaster when you through a virgin in the mix

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
dont ruin this girl for the rest of her life.

True, that's mainly what i'm worried about. Fuck.

Niger Angelus · 12-12-2005, 07:44 PM

Atleast one of us seems to have a slightly moral view on this.

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 07:51 PM

Don't question my morals, they are excellent. I'm not trying to hurt anybody. But also, I have to side with merciless again, because I have regretted not taking advantage of such things in the past, buuuut... the whole virgin thing throwin in there...I think i'm going to have to pass. If she wasnt a virgin I would probably go for it, but I don't feel like scarring anyone for the rest of their life these days.

Ugly Bastard · 12-12-2005, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
There is more to life than fucking girls man.

Yea... like being a huge pussy and doing drugs and stuff! C'mon Sam! You know this!

-UB[/quote]
You know I can kick your ass.[/quote]
How does that pertain to this conversation? If me calling you a huge pussy bothers you so much, why don't you just "kick my ass". That might make you feel better, since clearly you are an inferior conversationalist.

-UB

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 07:55 PM

just to keep this going, I think he was implying that if he is a pussy and can kick your ass (for argument's sake), that also makes you a pussy, which makes you a hippocrite.

Ugly Bastard · 12-12-2005, 07:58 PM

A hippocrite? What about a rhinocrite? Or maybe a Hogwartcrite!

-UB

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 08:00 PM

!!!!!!!11312$@#$@#@3 TILT

[img]smile.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/apepissleft.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/sexxor.gif[/img] TILTTILTTILTTILT!!!!!!!

Niger Angelus · 12-12-2005, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Don't question my morals, they are excellent. I'm not trying to hurt anybody. But also, I have to side with merciless again, because I have regretted not taking advantage of such things in the past, buuuut... the whole virgin thing throwin in there...I think i'm going to have to pass. If she wasnt a virgin I would probably go for it, but I don't feel like scarring anyone for the rest of their life these days.

The virgin thing is what I meant. I wasn't questioning yours either. But there is so much more 'baggage' with virgins. Being that you are almost out of college, I would call it a no go. I mean, how hard is it for you to pick up girls Blonde? Come on.

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
There is more to life than fucking girls man.

Yea... like being a huge pussy and doing drugs and stuff! C'mon Sam! You know this!

-UB[/quote]
You know I can kick your ass.[/quote]
How does that pertain to this conversation? If me calling you a huge pussy bothers you so much, why don't you just "kick my ass". That might make you feel better, since clearly you are an inferior conversationalist.

-UB[/quote]
It wouldn't make me feel any better. But on what grounds do you justify my having a vagina? Because I listen to the wrong music, like indie and foreign films, and don't see girls as fuck-holes? Wouldn't be easier for me to just be the opposite of that? I mean, then I would have to put up with a lot less shit. So in turn, wouldn't that not make me a pussy? You know, putting up with the cheap comments all the time?
That is about all the conversational I feel like getting.
Why do you do this to me UB? You always seem to find little ways to get under my skin...why?

:jest-ish.

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
I mean, how hard is it for you to pick up girls Blonde? Come on.

Good point.

Niger Angelus · 12-12-2005, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
!!!!!!!11312$@#$@#@3 TILT [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/apepissleft.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/sexxor.gif[/img] TILTTILTTILTTILT!!!!!!!

I have never gotten this whole tilt shit? Did I miss a memo or something?

Ugly Bastard · 12-12-2005, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
Why do you do this to me UB? You always seem to find little ways to get under my skin...why?

Because it bothers you so fucking much. I'd stop doing it if you stopped being such a bitch by letting it bother you so much. I mean, think about it? Why do you really think I say shit to you? Because I know it will get a huge rise out of you and you'll start whining and making posts asking me why I'm so mean to you. This is Nubblies. People fuck with people. Deal with it, YOU FUCKING PUSSY!!!! HAHAHA!!

-UB

Niger Angelus · 12-12-2005, 08:09 PM

Yes, yes; I should have just kept my mouth shut I know.
Anyway, so Blonde, whatcha gonna do?

12-12-2005, 06:44 PM	#26 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Well fuck me running. How am I going to get out of this one unscathed.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-12-2005, 06:46 PM	#27 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Step #1: Get Her Drunk Step #2: Go out to the bars Step #3: ? Step #4: Profit!
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

12-12-2005, 06:46 PM	#28 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	and btw sam, i can completely identify w/ your position. by the time i was a senior in college i was able to look back at at least a dozen instances in which i could have had sex w/ a girl who i was not going to date in any form. sure, i have no moral guilt but i look back on most as missed oppurtunities for several reasons... first off, its not like i would have raped anyone. all instances involved the consent of both parties, regardless of the presence of alcohol. next off, if either regretted it, we'd get over it and move on. next, i like fucking, i should never have deprived myself of such a great pasttime. next, i dont believe having sex with someone without the intentions of a "relationship" is disrespectful in any way. and finally, i regret not taking those oppurtunities because, trust me, those oppurtunities will not always be there at such a frequent rate. it is a painful realization that you will make when you realize you have gotten older are are still getting older. so, for the love of christ, bang her.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-12-2005, 06:51 PM	#29 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I'd say my safest bet is play it nice for a little longer, then when we get back for break, get drunk with her as much as possible. Alcohol+Attraction (it's obvious she wants me, not to sound conceited, but all guys know that if a girl wants you, it's easy to pick up on) she's just got that whole morals thing going for her and doesnt want to be seen as a slut. Hopefully, as i was saying, alcohol+sexual attraction would eliminate the moral barrier. Plus, I can't be blamed for anything because i was drunk too.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-12-2005, 06:52 PM	#30 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	There is more to life than fucking girls man.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

12-12-2005, 06:56 PM	#33 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	there certainly is more to life that banging girls but at your age it should be a very large part of life. i have tons of other "missed oppurtunities" but these are pertainant to this discussion.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-12-2005, 07:40 PM	#38 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	"Yeah, it's quite the dillemma though because i consider her a friend...we've known each other for a while, buti met her after i started dating my now-ex so we were just friends and shit" walk away. dont ruin this girl for the rest of her life. you dont want the commitment level she wants; that is a recipe for disaster when you through a virgin in the mix
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

12-12-2005, 07:44 PM	#40 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Atleast one of us seems to have a slightly moral view on this.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

12-12-2005, 07:51 PM	#41 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Don't question my morals, they are excellent. I'm not trying to hurt anybody. But also, I have to side with merciless again, because I have regretted not taking advantage of such things in the past, buuuut... the whole virgin thing throwin in there...I think i'm going to have to pass. If she wasnt a virgin I would probably go for it, but I don't feel like scarring anyone for the rest of their life these days.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-12-2005, 07:55 PM	#43 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	just to keep this going, I think he was implying that if he is a pussy and can kick your ass (for argument's sake), that also makes you a pussy, which makes you a hippocrite.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-12-2005, 07:58 PM	#44 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	A hippocrite? What about a rhinocrite? Or maybe a Hogwartcrite! -UB

12-12-2005, 08:00 PM	#45 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	!!!!!!!11312$@#$@#@3 TILT [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/apepissleft.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/sexxor.gif[/img] TILTTILTTILTTILT!!!!!!!
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-12-2005, 08:09 PM	#50 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Yes, yes; I should have just kept my mouth shut I know. Anyway, so Blonde, whatcha gonna do?
	I enjoy knives and fire.