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04-20-2005, 09:51 PM
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Anotate and comment on this sparring session I had with Great Tsering...
Tsering: hey Disease03Hunter: what up Tsering: chee rite Disease03Hunter: yeah what you think Tsering: damn Tsering: okay do u knwo our school code!! Disease03Hunter: I think you can look that up online Disease03Hunter: I forgot where though Tsering: in the school website Tsering: argghhh okay Tsering: thanks Disease03Hunter: try google Disease03Hunter: you're not that one Asian girl that hangs out with the Vietnamese right? Tsering: fuck no Disease03Hunter: I swear she kinda look like that girl in the skirt of yours Tsering: oo that's aint me Disease03Hunter: Cause some girls from my English class in the elevator were shouting out to me to get in and that girl was in there too Disease03Hunter: So if you weren't in an elevator with some white girls shouting to me to get in then that's not you Tsering: ok Tsering: may be she likes ya Disease03Hunter: who Disease03Hunter: the white girls or the Asian? Tsering: i don Tsering: who ever Disease03Hunter: I wouldn't go that far...female classmates, female former co-workers, female who you know for a long time, even Tsering! being nice to you doesn't mean that they like you Tsering: i dono care Disease03Hunter: Well you were the one asking and I was just explaining Tsering: okay Tsering: wat ever Disease03Hunter: next time don't ask a stupid question if you don't want to hear an explanation Tsering: wat ever Disease03Hunter: I feel like kidnapping you Tsering: wat Disease03Hunter: tuck you in a van or something so you'll learn a lesson Tsering: wat ever Disease03Hunter: If you don't have anything not stupid to say, don't say anything cause I'm kinda hungry right now Tsering: hey Tsering: \so Disease03Hunter: what Tsering: mm u do go to the flee market Tsering: u knwo the hmong Disease03Hunter: don't judge me by my skin color Tsering: wat Disease03Hunter: No I don't think I go to that flee market Tsering: hahah Tsering: oo okay Tsering: gosh Disease03Hunter: what Tsering: wat made u think i was juding u Disease03Hunter: why you obssessed about this Hmong flee market? What's over there? Disease03Hunter: Was just tooling you Tsering: wat Tsering: oo cuz i am gonn abe there Disease03Hunter: working there? Tsering: yups Disease03Hunter: If there was some fine ass naked blonde girls, then maybe I'll be there Tsering: ewwww Tsering: fuck u r so gRoss Tsering: i thought u like palkyi Disease03Hunter: just playing gosh Tsering: yups Disease03Hunter: well you never let me talk about her so... Tsering: oo u did like her huh Disease03Hunter: well I claim that I never liked her, I only called her because I had to ask her for Kunsel's e-mail Tsering: mm so u like kunsel Disease03Hunter: for my friend Mr.Lee "Hitman" Yang Tsering: oo okay Tsering: so wat's up with u and palyi Disease03Hunter: I got her scared by finding her number Tsering: oo so u liked her Tsering:: huh Disease03Hunter: I claim no Disease03Hunter: You're different today, you actually asked what's with me and great Palkyi Tsering: OO so u liked her Tsering: hahah Disease03Hunter: No! Tsering: u did Tsering: stupid ass Disease03Hunter: No! Tsering: hahah Tsering: wat ever Disease03Hunter: So is her daddy your daddy's bro or are you a indirect cousin? Tsering: i dono Tsering: my mom's side Disease03Hunter: oh Tsering: with her mom Tsering: i dono know Tsering: i mean i don't talk to them Disease03Hunter: oh Tsering: cuz we R so different Tsering: mmm yah Disease03Hunter: I fight any girls from any style! Tsering: wat do u mean ?? Disease03Hunter: That's the Chee way of saying that I would take on any girl of any personality or fighting style Tsering: mmm Tsering: well i don't ;have any style Disease03Hunter: your all mixed Tsering: NOpe Disease03Hunter: You're very different from Palkyi, true Tsering: i know Disease03Hunter: I've decided to change TserDust: reallly how Disease03Hunter: No more flying punch to the stomach to those girls Tsering: good Disease03Hunter: I'm just trying to be friends with everyone now Tsering: that's good Disease03Hunter: No more chasing girls around the ring Tsering: cool Disease03Hunter: I just have to be friends with everyone, if a girl is cool to me and like me, then maybe I can choke her and get the win Tsering: fuck Tsering:: u R so sick Disease03Hunter: That's metaphorically speaking, not to be taken literally Tsering: god Tsering: sick Disease03Hunter: You don't get it Tsering: wat ever Disease03Hunter: I was speaking in metaphor Disease03Hunter: I'll translate Tsering: wat Tsering:hey u knwo wat i might be in the flee marke Disease03Hunter: Translation: I'm just trying to be friends with everyone these days, if I get to know a girl well and she's cool then maybe I can get with her Disease03Hunter: Is it in St.Paul? Tsering: yups Disease03Hunter: Now did you get it? Tsering: yups Disease03Hunter: Now that I translated it Tsering: okay Tsering: so hey Disease03Hunter: what Tsering: do alot of guys come there Disease03Hunter: I told you I haven't been there before Tsering: oo Tsering: u suck then Disease03Hunter: and besides I would be looking out for girls anyways, not guys Disease03Hunter: :-D Tsering: ooo Tsering: god i hope there r lots of hot guys Disease03Hunter: I might have been there but I don't go to St.Paul that much Disease03Hunter: I hope so too, for my friend Tsering Tsering: i know Tsering: cuz i am gonna be so pissed Tsering: i am just Tsering: kididng Tsering: i dono care about guys Disease03Hunter: ok Disease03Hunter: neither do I about Palkyi Tsering: okay Tsering: i care about chicks Tsering: i hope there r hot chicks there Disease03Hunter: So does my sister Tsering: really Tsering: is she hot Disease03Hunter: well guys stare at her all the time but I don't judge my sister Tsering: oo well u suck Tsering: hahah Tsering: jk alright Disease03Hunter: yes yes we know Tsering: i don like chicks or guys Disease03Hunter: animals? Tsering: NO Disease03Hunter: oh Tsering: i love myslef Tsering: yups Disease03Hunter: get over that crap Tsering: hahah i can't Tsering: god Tsering: i love my slef Tsering: if there was another me Tsering: i would be so fucking happy Disease03Hunter: If you tell yourself that you like guys like other girls then soon you will start believing it Tsering: oo i can't Disease03Hunter: trust me, it worked for me with Palkyi... Tsering: stop talking about palyi Disease03Hunter: I have now convinced myself that I never liked her (or at least I would like people to believe) Tsering: haha Tsering: stupid Tsering: everyone know that u like her Disease03Hunter: like who Disease03Hunter: who are these experts? Tsering: everyone Tsering: ME Disease03Hunter: besides you Tsering: and my frnds Disease03Hunter: hahaha Tsering: don't hahaha mE Disease03Hunter: you're going too far Tsering: wat ever Disease03Hunter: you're friends don't know Chee Tsering: yah they do Tsering: hahah u know wat Disease03Hunter: what Tsering: i am the one who keeps tab on u Tsering: stupid Disease03Hunter: what you mean tab? Tsering: well Disease03Hunter: intelligence? Tsering: all of my frnds know u Disease03Hunter: wow you must have popularized me as much as I did Palkyi Tsering: yups Disease03Hunter: Well we have people that have you on tab too Tsering: who Disease03Hunter: tell me these friends of yours first Tsering: NO Tsering: u tell me 1st Disease03Hunter: no I asked first Tsering: come on Disease03Hunter: nope Tsering: okay Tsering: anyways u suck Disease03Hunter: If the feared Tsetan couldn't hurt my feelings with that line what makes you think great Tsering could? Disease03Hunter: okay okay! Tsering: oo u chat with tsetan Disease03Hunter: We have nobody tapping your line Tsering: wat ever Disease03Hunter: long time ago I did chat with Tsetan, she have very bad memory Tsering: hey u know wat u should come to tib party Tsering: u should come to tib party Disease03Hunter: yeah I will sometimes... Tsering: u should Tsering: i wannan see how grls react Disease03Hunter: Well they will be be scared or try to run Tsering: wat ever Tsering: u shouold come to dance party Disease03Hunter: ok Tsering: there is going to be lots of party this summer Disease03Hunter: Chee don't dance though Tsering: soo Tsering: watch Tsering: all the guys do Disease03Hunter: You've discovered a Chee weakness in dancing Tsering: of course Tsering: i know u suck Disease03Hunter: Duh everyone knows I suck at dancing Tsering: well Tsering: all the tib guys all they do Tsering: is sit there and watch Tsering: u know Disease03Hunter: yeah I know Tsering: yah Tsering: well that's y u should Tsering: hahah Disease03Hunter: I've kinda loss interest in the Tib girls though but for sure I'll be there, get to know people and different cultures etc. Tsering: fuckng ass it's goign to be funny Tsering: hahah Tsering: wat really Disease03Hunter: what's going to be funny Tsering: i dono it just is Disease03Hunter: me being there? Disease03Hunter: really what Tsering: yups Disease03Hunter: Shit I need sponsers, I got to fit in Disease03Hunter: Zegyal can provide that service Disease03Hunter: but then I'll have to find him some Hmong chick in return Disease03Hunter: disconnected... Tsering: i know Disease03Hunter: I was at... Tsering: wat a pron site Disease03Hunter: no in the conversation... Disease03Hunter: I already owe Zegyal beer from helping me Tsering: helping u with wat Disease03Hunter: when I got Tsetan mad that one time, she was gonna not talk to be forever or something Tsering: okay Tsering: wat ever Disease03Hunter: Yeah I'll be at the Tib parties Tsering: u should Disease03Hunter: Who do Tsering want Chee to meet? Tsering: i dono care Tsering: who u meet Tsering: it's up to u Disease03Hunter: I mean in particular Disease03Hunter: the likes of great Lhamo? Tsering: yups Disease03Hunter: Chee: Coming to a Tib party near you... Disease03Hunter: Kept getting disconnected... Disease03Hunter: The Legend of Chee: Coming soon to a Tib party near you this summer... |
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04-20-2005, 10:56 PM
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Spice Master
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No, don't read it, you'll get dumber.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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04-21-2005, 12:23 AM
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Emperor Meow
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WTF? no seriously freedom what was that? I looked up Tsering on google is IT a musician or something? I'm so fucking confused, I actually tried reading the whole thing to comprehend what exactly was going. Freedom what the fuck? What the hell was that? Im just like in awe right now. What the fuck is wrong with you? I can't even express how I feel right now.
edit: jesus titty fucking christ did you just make all that shit up yourself? [ April 20, 2005, 10:25 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ] |
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#YOLO
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04-21-2005, 12:31 PM
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G'd up from the feet up.
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MN is seriously the most segregated place ever. The Vietnamese and the Hmongs don't even hang out together. What the fuck is the difference?!?!?!?!?
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Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.
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