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Mr. Insightful · 07-31-2003, 02:11 PM

So I was doing some research on ninjas when I came across this:

Ninjas were invented by God back when the earth was made, because he knows they are so cool too. Yeah, and they've been around for a long time. But they've always had one problem.

Ninjas hate Pirates, and Pirates hate Ninjas. No body really knows why, but they always have hated each other. So, we live with it, and enjoy the constant battling. Maybe it had something to do with when the Ninja and Pirate first met. As I recall, the Pirate, being a scurvy dog, stole a packet of Easy Mac from the Ninja. Needless to say the Ninja totally flipped out, and killed all the Pirates in the world. But then, about 4000 years ago, the Pirates came back. And they have been fighting like crazy people, who are crazed, ever since.

But, this site is SOOOOO biased toward the Ninjas cause, its not even freakin' funny. We don't like Pirates, at all. They are smelly, dirty, and icky. All they even know how to say is "swoon", while Ninjas have mastered the English language likeno others.

Even though most believe that the fighting is confined to just the Ninjas and Pirates, they are wrong. Many coups have been made over the years. Mongols always siding with the Ninjas, Vikings always teaming up with Pirates, most likely because they are both scurvy dogs. Once during the great battle for the Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream factory the Space Marines even got involved obviously siding with the Ninjas because they are so bitchin’ cool.

Seriously, Mongols are almost as crazy as Ninjas. Genghis Kahn was so crazy you’d think he was a Ninja if he wasn’t always chanting, “I’m a CRAZY Mongol!” Mongols will always be considered friends of the Ninjas, so remember that next time you see a Mongol. Maybe the Mongols will even get their own special spot on this site, cuz they are so CRAZY!

Did somebody from Nubblies write this?
Here's the website: http://members.lycos.co.uk/himitsu12/resume.html

Fruitacious B · 08-01-2003, 12:52 AM

It says .uk, so obviously no, nobody from nubblies typed that.

undisputed · 08-01-2003, 02:45 AM

excellent "research"

or else you didnt pay attention during computer class

08-01-2003, 12:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
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07-31-2003, 02:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Insightful Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: closer than you think Posts: 40 Internets: 10	So I was doing some research on ninjas when I came across this: Ninjas were invented by God back when the earth was made, because he knows they are so cool too. Yeah, and they've been around for a long time. But they've always had one problem. Ninjas hate Pirates, and Pirates hate Ninjas. No body really knows why, but they always have hated each other. So, we live with it, and enjoy the constant battling. Maybe it had something to do with when the Ninja and Pirate first met. As I recall, the Pirate, being a scurvy dog, stole a packet of Easy Mac from the Ninja. Needless to say the Ninja totally flipped out, and killed all the Pirates in the world. But then, about 4000 years ago, the Pirates came back. And they have been fighting like crazy people, who are crazed, ever since. But, this site is SOOOOO biased toward the Ninjas cause, its not even freakin' funny. We don't like Pirates, at all. They are smelly, dirty, and icky. All they even know how to say is "swoon", while Ninjas have mastered the English language likeno others. Even though most believe that the fighting is confined to just the Ninjas and Pirates, they are wrong. Many coups have been made over the years. Mongols always siding with the Ninjas, Vikings always teaming up with Pirates, most likely because they are both scurvy dogs. Once during the great battle for the Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream factory the Space Marines even got involved obviously siding with the Ninjas because they are so bitchin’ cool. Seriously, Mongols are almost as crazy as Ninjas. Genghis Kahn was so crazy you’d think he was a Ninja if he wasn’t always chanting, “I’m a CRAZY Mongol!” Mongols will always be considered friends of the Ninjas, so remember that next time you see a Mongol. Maybe the Mongols will even get their own special spot on this site, cuz they are so CRAZY! Did somebody from Nubblies write this? Here's the website: http://members.lycos.co.uk/himitsu12/resume.html