Girls Gone Wild, a little close to home.... - Nubblies.net Forums

10-29-2002, 01:13 AM

I didn't even think to post this on here, so props to st.anky and BDH for reminding me... My sister.. i can't say her name, right? ah, big hoe, fat ass, graduated two years ago, dumb as shit, rambo-dyke haircut and all that jazz.. anyways, thats her. So the story starts the weekend before college spring break. I'm standing in the kitchen with my brother and mum, and my sister and her friends stop in to say hi and grab some food before they head down to 'fort something or another' in good ol' flordia. Just trying to get a rise out of my mum, my brother and i begin to tell my sister "you know, you better not get on girls gone wild while your down there, because i already have 1 through 4 and i don't need another...
Fast forward to mid-october...
I begin to hear comments from some underclassmen i know, 'hey, is your sister on GGW?' "i have no idea, sounds like her though" i continually replied, but then they started to build up, people who had no connection with one antoher were asking me if my sister was on it, something had to be up... Well, folks, it's true. No only did she make it onto GGW, but she made it onto the commercial, and not only did she make it onto the commercial, but yes ladies and gentlemen, she is on the box! While i have no viewed the actual tape, i have seen the box and the commercial. My response to it all, well, i called it and i was right, it all only goes to prove everything i ever thought about her... what a slut. So, get out to the porn section and any fine retailer and see some of the worst that warsaw has to offer.
If you've seen the video, comment here to continually prove what a bloody whore she really is...

10-29-2002, 01:17 AM

Oh yes, and i forgot, it's on the Girls Gone Wild with Snoop Doggy Dog, i believe the offical title is Doggy Style...

St. Anky · 10-29-2002, 03:22 AM

jesus christ....jesus fucking christ...

...so beautiful...

BigDongedHoe · 10-29-2002, 09:50 AM

Not only is your sister on the box of girls gone wild making warsaw famous for the nasty whores that we have. There is also a former graduate of Warsaw that is now in Hugh Heffners mansion modeling for yes like my avatar says Playboy.

By the way wintergrey I talked to your Uncle about it (your cool one think about it for a while his last name starts with a C, initials are CC) and he thinks it's kind of funny but is not really suprised by it at all, Imagine that.

10-29-2002, 07:18 PM

Ah, yes, who isn't surprised by her slutiness, and my uncle, yeah, i bet he got a kick out of it. He used to take her out on Winona and i'm sure she exibited her whore-ish self then, so i bet he's not surprised...
I think i have a great idea for a christmas gift for my extended family...

buckeye · 10-29-2002, 10:10 PM

well wintergrey sorry it had to happen to you, cause your going to be hearing shit about it forever. But i defiently agree with your course of action, exposing the video to your family. What you need to do is wrap the video and label the gift with her name on it, that way not only will she get the most horrified look when she opens the package, but everyone else will get to see her picture. Happy holidays, right?

BDH who is the warsaw girl you are refering to in Hugh Heffners mansion ?

Ugly Bastard · 10-30-2002, 02:19 PM

YOUR SISTER IS ON THE COVER OF GIRLS GONE WILD!! God Bless Her, you, and anyone who has ever come into contact with anyone from your bloodline. Fucking gorgeous. I would like to obtain a copy of that cassette tape if you don't mind....

10-31-2002, 01:30 AM

First of all, Ugly Bastard...you sick bastard, my sister is the biggest bloody whore this side of the pacific! And your over 18, get your own porn... but, i will be using buckeye's idea, i think a christmas present is the way to go...
And buckeye (and other interested perverts) there is indeed a female from good ol' Warsaw, Indiana that will be appearing in Playboy. He worked at Worldcom and after all the corporate collapes, Hugh and friends decided to do a special on girls of such companies, so our WCHS Class of '89 grad submited some photos and click, here she comes... for more info check the Times Union from earlier this week.

Ugly Bastard · 10-31-2002, 01:35 AM

Wintergrey-

Sorry man, anytime a rather okay looking girl takes off her clothes, I'm fucking there; friend's sister or not.

As for the Playboy bit, keep me posted.

-Ugly Bastard

Lethal · 11-01-2002, 12:42 AM

I will let you all know I have seen this issue of Playboy. As for the Warsaw grad i find her to look a little to fake for my liking. She however has a lovely ass. Also, Worldcom had many attractive female workers. I suggusest you all check out this Playboy.

10-29-2002, 01:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
wintergrey Guest Posts: n/a	I didn't even think to post this on here, so props to st.anky and BDH for reminding me... My sister.. i can't say her name, right? ah, big hoe, fat ass, graduated two years ago, dumb as shit, rambo-dyke haircut and all that jazz.. anyways, thats her. So the story starts the weekend before college spring break. I'm standing in the kitchen with my brother and mum, and my sister and her friends stop in to say hi and grab some food before they head down to 'fort something or another' in good ol' flordia. Just trying to get a rise out of my mum, my brother and i begin to tell my sister "you know, you better not get on girls gone wild while your down there, because i already have 1 through 4 and i don't need another... Fast forward to mid-october... I begin to hear comments from some underclassmen i know, 'hey, is your sister on GGW?' "i have no idea, sounds like her though" i continually replied, but then they started to build up, people who had no connection with one antoher were asking me if my sister was on it, something had to be up... Well, folks, it's true. No only did she make it onto GGW, but she made it onto the commercial, and not only did she make it onto the commercial, but yes ladies and gentlemen, she is on the box! While i have no viewed the actual tape, i have seen the box and the commercial. My response to it all, well, i called it and i was right, it all only goes to prove everything i ever thought about her... what a slut. So, get out to the porn section and any fine retailer and see some of the worst that warsaw has to offer. If you've seen the video, comment here to continually prove what a bloody whore she really is...
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10-29-2002, 01:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
wintergrey Guest Posts: n/a	Oh yes, and i forgot, it's on the Girls Gone Wild with Snoop Doggy Dog, i believe the offical title is Doggy Style...
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10-29-2002, 07:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
wintergrey Guest Posts: n/a	Ah, yes, who isn't surprised by her slutiness, and my uncle, yeah, i bet he got a kick out of it. He used to take her out on Winona and i'm sure she exibited her whore-ish self then, so i bet he's not surprised... I think i have a great idea for a christmas gift for my extended family...
wintergrey Guest Posts: n/a

10-31-2002, 01:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
wintergrey Guest Posts: n/a	First of all, Ugly Bastard...you sick bastard, my sister is the biggest bloody whore this side of the pacific! And your over 18, get your own porn... but, i will be using buckeye's idea, i think a christmas present is the way to go... And buckeye (and other interested perverts) there is indeed a female from good ol' Warsaw, Indiana that will be appearing in Playboy. He worked at Worldcom and after all the corporate collapes, Hugh and friends decided to do a special on girls of such companies, so our WCHS Class of '89 grad submited some photos and click, here she comes... for more info check the Times Union from earlier this week.
wintergrey Guest Posts: n/a

10-29-2002, 03:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	jesus christ....jesus fucking christ... ...so beautiful...

10-29-2002, 09:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Not only is your sister on the box of girls gone wild making warsaw famous for the nasty whores that we have. There is also a former graduate of Warsaw that is now in Hugh Heffners mansion modeling for yes like my avatar says Playboy. By the way wintergrey I talked to your Uncle about it (your cool one think about it for a while his last name starts with a C, initials are CC) and he thinks it's kind of funny but is not really suprised by it at all, Imagine that.

10-29-2002, 10:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	well wintergrey sorry it had to happen to you, cause your going to be hearing shit about it forever. But i defiently agree with your course of action, exposing the video to your family. What you need to do is wrap the video and label the gift with her name on it, that way not only will she get the most horrified look when she opens the package, but everyone else will get to see her picture. Happy holidays, right? BDH who is the warsaw girl you are refering to in Hugh Heffners mansion ?

10-30-2002, 02:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	YOUR SISTER IS ON THE COVER OF GIRLS GONE WILD!! God Bless Her, you, and anyone who has ever come into contact with anyone from your bloodline. Fucking gorgeous. I would like to obtain a copy of that cassette tape if you don't mind....

10-31-2002, 01:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Wintergrey- Sorry man, anytime a rather okay looking girl takes off her clothes, I'm fucking there; friend's sister or not. As for the Playboy bit, keep me posted. -Ugly Bastard

11-01-2002, 12:42 AM	#10 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	I will let you all know I have seen this issue of Playboy. As for the Warsaw grad i find her to look a little to fake for my liking. She however has a lovely ass. Also, Worldcom had many attractive female workers. I suggusest you all check out this Playboy.