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Francis · 05-03-2005, 03:57 PM

Dear diary,

After two days wandering around in the sewers I finally found an exit, and just in time. Not only was the smell unbearable but I was developing a strange growth on my chest, between my large boy nipples...Perhaps from the toxic waste I landed in. But the even more pressing matter was my need for food and water. Looking up above I saw the man hole and climbed the access ladder up to freedom. As I pushed the metal guard up and climbed outside I heard the honking of a car horn, screetching tires and then all went black.

.......I awoke in a fluffly bed with velvet sheets smelling of saphire, the perfume. Moaning disorientedly I looked around in the dark room and whispered "Father...?". Just then the light flipped on. sitting in a chair beside the bed was a beautiful girl, maybe 20 years old, who's bottom was probably more pert then my own. She looked at me with great care in her eyes and said

Jane: Hello Francis, my name is Jane. I'm the one who hit you with my car. Are you alright?

Francis: My head hurts terribly and my bottom is chapped. Do you have a...Wait, how did you know my name?

Jane: You're the boy they've been showing on the tele all week. The runaway school boy wanted for murdering his cousin Ferdinan and assaulting his own dad.

Francis: I didn't assault father on purpose..! It's just...

Jane: Shhhhhh...It's ok. I think you did what you had to for whatever reasons.

It was just then I realized I was still naked.

francis: Where are my clothes?

Jane: You didn't have any, remember? Might I ask why? Oh, and I took that dreadful dog collar off you...What was that all about anyway?

Remembering the dog collared I felt a deep stiring within my loins. I could feel my erections growing.

Erections !?

As I looked downward I nearly gouged my own eye out. Sticking out from the center of my chest was a fully developed penis, hard from all the dog collar talk.

Francis: I have another wanker!

Jane giggled.

Jane: Oh, you mean it wasn't there before? That's odd.

Francis: Odd!? I'm a bloody freak!

Jane stood up slowly and before I could say another word removed her sun dress. I gasped softly as it was my first time ever looking at a naked woman, but even I knew something wasn't right.

Francis:......Why do you have a dong? I thought girls had flowers...

Jane: I'm a hermaphrodite Francis. I have both.

It was all becoming to much to process. I felt dizzy and flushed in the face. Jane sensed my unease and sat down on the bed next to me, taking my hand in hers.

Jane: Don't you see Francis? We're alike, you and me...We're both special. I know you're a bit young for me, but hitting you the other day was fate. We're meant to be together.

Francis:: But...

Jane got a animalistic look in her eyes and began to speak at a feverish pace

Jane: Just imagine the love making. I'll ride your chest penis while you suck my female stick of love.

She began fondling her breasts, circling the nipples counter clockwise and nibbling on her bottom lip.

Jane: You go back to sleep, you still have a nasty bump on your head.

Before I could say another word she stood and turned off the light. I was left alone in the darkness to contemplate...Everything.

[ May 03, 2005, 02:02 PM: Message edited by: Francis ]

Ironic Mustache · 05-03-2005, 04:01 PM

francis never ceases to amaze me.

MAGICLIT · 05-03-2005, 04:02 PM

oh Holy fuck.....it just gets better and better

Bravo

Orgazmo · 05-03-2005, 04:17 PM

God bless you, Francis.

Mr. Blonde · 05-03-2005, 04:39 PM

Saint DH · 05-03-2005, 04:39 PM

Great work Francis, simply amazing.

Repugnant Abomination · 05-03-2005, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Wow.

I notice you say this alot after these entries. I'm inclined to agree.

Ironic Mustache · 05-03-2005, 05:41 PM

A chest penis. Who would have thought?

Pliedes · 05-04-2005, 01:26 AM

I know the whole Francis story is ridiculous as a whole, but the toxic waste causing a penis to grow on his chest is just kinda corny if you ask me. Ths turn in the storyline seems like a deviation into science fiction; kind of ruins the whole thing. Just my opinion though.

Still fantastic writing overall.

Beebs · 05-04-2005, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
I know the whole Francis story is ridiculous as a whole, but the toxic waste causing a penis to grow on his chest is just kinda corny if you ask me. Ths turn in the storyline seems like a deviation into science fiction; kind of ruins the whole thing. Just my opinion though.

Still fantastic writing overall.

I echo these sentiments.

Orgazmo · 05-04-2005, 01:55 AM

I agreed at first...but then, when he turned it so that the hermaphrodite was riding the chest penis while getting blown by francis, I decided it was ok.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-04-2005, 01:57 AM

maybe this part will turn out to be a dream... (*hint *hint francis)

Ironic Mustache · 05-04-2005, 01:16 PM

I disagree. The chest penis actually had me laughing out loud, which is something I rarely do no matter how many LOLs you see me post. A chest penis. Its... Incredible.

I once wanted a vagina on my palm so I could "rough up the suspect" more enjoyably but then opted that no matter how great it was, the weirdness of it would overcome my pleasure.

My insurance wouldn't cover the surgery anyway.

[ May 04, 2005, 12:01 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

MAGICLIT · 05-04-2005, 01:38 PM

It's entertaining to me so I believe Francis is doing what he intended to do.

Niger Angelus · 05-04-2005, 08:14 PM

I don't know how much stranger this story, diary, can get.

Repugnant Abomination · 05-18-2005, 03:57 AM

Yo Francis make with a new entry already!

Ironic Mustache · 05-24-2005, 02:57 PM

Well then. Get your shit together Francis.

05-03-2005, 03:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
Francis Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fathers bedroom Posts: 12 Internets: 19	Dear diary, After two days wandering around in the sewers I finally found an exit, and just in time. Not only was the smell unbearable but I was developing a strange growth on my chest, between my large boy nipples...Perhaps from the toxic waste I landed in. But the even more pressing matter was my need for food and water. Looking up above I saw the man hole and climbed the access ladder up to freedom. As I pushed the metal guard up and climbed outside I heard the honking of a car horn, screetching tires and then all went black. .......I awoke in a fluffly bed with velvet sheets smelling of saphire, the perfume. Moaning disorientedly I looked around in the dark room and whispered "Father...?". Just then the light flipped on. sitting in a chair beside the bed was a beautiful girl, maybe 20 years old, who's bottom was probably more pert then my own. She looked at me with great care in her eyes and said Jane: Hello Francis, my name is Jane. I'm the one who hit you with my car. Are you alright? Francis: My head hurts terribly and my bottom is chapped. Do you have a...Wait, how did you know my name? Jane: You're the boy they've been showing on the tele all week. The runaway school boy wanted for murdering his cousin Ferdinan and assaulting his own dad. Francis: I didn't assault father on purpose..! It's just... Jane: Shhhhhh...It's ok. I think you did what you had to for whatever reasons. It was just then I realized I was still naked. francis: Where are my clothes? Jane: You didn't have any, remember? Might I ask why? Oh, and I took that dreadful dog collar off you...What was that all about anyway? Remembering the dog collared I felt a deep stiring within my loins. I could feel my erections growing. Erections !? As I looked downward I nearly gouged my own eye out. Sticking out from the center of my chest was a fully developed penis, hard from all the dog collar talk. Francis: I have another wanker! Jane giggled. Jane: Oh, you mean it wasn't there before? That's odd. Francis: Odd!? I'm a bloody freak! Jane stood up slowly and before I could say another word removed her sun dress. I gasped softly as it was my first time ever looking at a naked woman, but even I knew something wasn't right. Francis:......Why do you have a dong? I thought girls had flowers... Jane: I'm a hermaphrodite Francis. I have both. It was all becoming to much to process. I felt dizzy and flushed in the face. Jane sensed my unease and sat down on the bed next to me, taking my hand in hers. Jane: Don't you see Francis? We're alike, you and me...We're both special. I know you're a bit young for me, but hitting you the other day was fate. We're meant to be together. Francis:: But... Jane got a animalistic look in her eyes and began to speak at a feverish pace Jane: Just imagine the love making. I'll ride your chest penis while you suck my female stick of love. She began fondling her breasts, circling the nipples counter clockwise and nibbling on her bottom lip. Jane: You go back to sleep, you still have a nasty bump on your head. Before I could say another word she stood and turned off the light. I was left alone in the darkness to contemplate...Everything. [ May 03, 2005, 02:02 PM: Message edited by: Francis ]
	Beatrice says father loves me very much. That makes me happy.

05-03-2005, 04:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	francis never ceases to amaze me.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-03-2005, 04:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	oh Holy fuck.....it just gets better and better Bravo
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-03-2005, 04:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Wow.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

05-03-2005, 05:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	A chest penis. Who would have thought?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-03-2005, 04:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	God bless you, Francis.

05-03-2005, 04:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Great work Francis, simply amazing.

05-04-2005, 01:26 AM	#9 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I know the whole Francis story is ridiculous as a whole, but the toxic waste causing a penis to grow on his chest is just kinda corny if you ask me. Ths turn in the storyline seems like a deviation into science fiction; kind of ruins the whole thing. Just my opinion though. Still fantastic writing overall.

05-04-2005, 01:55 AM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	I agreed at first...but then, when he turned it so that the hermaphrodite was riding the chest penis while getting blown by francis, I decided it was ok.

05-04-2005, 01:57 AM	#12 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	maybe this part will turn out to be a dream... (hint hint francis)
	#YOLO

05-04-2005, 01:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I disagree. The chest penis actually had me laughing out loud, which is something I rarely do no matter how many LOLs you see me post. A chest penis. Its... Incredible. I once wanted a vagina on my palm so I could "rough up the suspect" more enjoyably but then opted that no matter how great it was, the weirdness of it would overcome my pleasure. My insurance wouldn't cover the surgery anyway. [ May 04, 2005, 12:01 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-04-2005, 01:38 PM	#14 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	It's entertaining to me so I believe Francis is doing what he intended to do.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-04-2005, 08:14 PM	#15 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I don't know how much stranger this story, diary, can get.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

05-18-2005, 03:57 AM	#16 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Yo Francis make with a new entry already!

05-24-2005, 02:57 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Well then. Get your shit together Francis.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.