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Orgazmo · 11-04-2008, 04:39 PM

The most underrated candy bar is clearly the Nutrageous candy bar. It has all of the delight of a reese's cup with a drizzle caramel added, a glorified version of chocolate-wrapped sex.

Sure, you'll meet the guy who goes for the Zero bar when given a choice, thinking he's struck gold. Or the fucker who runs to the Whatchamacallit. They're fine bars, but neither can hold a flame to the bold stylings of the Nutrageous.

Is it the Nutrageous the best candy bar out there? It just may be. Is it the most underrated? You bet your ass it is.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-04-2008, 04:56 PM

I've never really been a bar man.

Ugly Bastard · 11-04-2008, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

I've never really been a bar man.

Complete ditto.

I do have a soft spot in my heart for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups though.

Ironic Mustache · 11-04-2008, 05:06 PM

Twix is generally pretty high up on the favorites list for a lost of people so I can't really say it's underrated. What I can say though, is that it's fucking delicious.

Niger Angelus · 11-04-2008, 05:21 PM

Reese's Take Five are utterly amazing.

Orgazmo · 11-04-2008, 05:31 PM

I had a hunch someone would bring up the Take 5. The problem with this bar is the pretzel. That god damned pretzel ruins the entire thing.

Pretzels are great. So is chocolate. Pretzels and chocolate mixed is awful, and that's a fact.

Mr. Blonde · 11-04-2008, 05:34 PM

Also, i'm allergic to wheat so i can't eat it. Fuck the Take 5.

Niger Angelus · 11-04-2008, 05:58 PM

You're so missing out.

Hater.

Cocktooth · 11-04-2008, 06:17 PM

I rarely see this candy bar anymore, but when I was a Senior, it was the Fast Break. Once I got a taste of the candy bar, it was instant gratification. It was also extremely underrated, and that might be why I haven't seen it in awhile.

Ironic Mustache · 11-04-2008, 06:21 PM

Was it like a chocolate almost kit katty type thing, but more on the cruch factor less on the chocolate? I think I remember something like that called Fast Break.

Heaven Can Wait · 11-04-2008, 06:29 PM

Ferrero rocher/ kinder bueno. Amazing nutty goodness.
Cadbury Galaxy is good too.

Mr. Blonde · 11-04-2008, 06:40 PM

toblerone is pretty fucking good, especially refrigerated witha glass of milk. mmmm mmmmmmm

Cocktooth · 11-04-2008, 06:43 PM

How about the krackel?? I always picked them out of the grab bag. A smaller bar, but a bar none the less.

ninjaface · 11-04-2008, 06:46 PM

Mr. Goodbar. Simple. Delicious.

StabMaster Arson · 11-04-2008, 08:39 PM

Cocktooth · 11-04-2008, 10:29 PM

Stab, you are the winner!!! Even better, a frozen Bun Maple. My dad showed me the way. Great Great post Stab.

BigDongedHoe · 11-04-2008, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

I do have a soft spot in my heart for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups though.

I'm in the same boat, I'll put them in the freezer sometimes and eat them late at night.

Orgazmo · 11-04-2008, 11:12 PM

To the fucks touting the peanut butter cup: Have you tried the Nutrageous?

I'm a giant peanut butter cup fan. I love the damn things. But the Nutrageous...it just takes it to the next level.

Cocktooth · 11-05-2008, 01:26 AM

Nutrageous is a solid bar, but leaves to much of a mess. To many random peanuts on the floor. Same way with the Payday.

Mr. Blonde · 11-05-2008, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

To the fucks touting the peanut butter cup: Have you tried the Nutrageous?

I'm a giant peanut butter cup fan. I love the damn things. But the Nutrageous...it just takes it to the next level.

Nutrageous is pretty great. Also Gaz, check out the Payday Avalanche Bar. Basically a chocolate covered payday. It's pretty legit, You may like it.

Cocktooth · 11-05-2008, 01:54 AM

The Avalance is a solid bar, but it's an extension from a previous bar. Does it count?? I'm just curious!

vaga1220 * · 11-05-2008, 05:30 AM

Good god all mighty. The motherfucking Fast Break brings back memories. When I was about 17 I used pick them up at the gas station and eat them on my way to fuck 15 year old girls dressed as slutty vampires. True story.

Orgazmo · 11-05-2008, 09:57 AM

I've never heard of this "Avalanche," but it sounds fantastic. Thank you for the suggestion.

Ironic Mustache · 11-05-2008, 10:36 AM

I just found out about cookies and cream hersheys like a month ago. It's an interesting experience. It goes incredibly well full red wines for some reason.

If anyone on here even mentions coconut, I want them banned.

Orgazmo · 11-05-2008, 11:09 AM

I agree with both of those sentiments. Cookies & Cream is fantastic, and coconut mentioning will lead to an instant ban.

11-04-2008, 04:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	The most underrated candy bar The most underrated candy bar is clearly the Nutrageous candy bar. It has all of the delight of a reese's cup with a drizzle caramel added, a glorified version of chocolate-wrapped sex. Sure, you'll meet the guy who goes for the Zero bar when given a choice, thinking he's struck gold. Or the fucker who runs to the Whatchamacallit. They're fine bars, but neither can hold a flame to the bold stylings of the Nutrageous. Is it the Nutrageous the best candy bar out there? It just may be. Is it the most underrated? You bet your ass it is.

11-04-2008, 04:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I've never really been a bar man.
	#YOLO

11-04-2008, 05:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Twix is generally pretty high up on the favorites list for a lost of people so I can't really say it's underrated. What I can say though, is that it's fucking delicious.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-04-2008, 05:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Reese's Take Five are utterly amazing.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

11-04-2008, 05:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	You're so missing out. Hater.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

11-04-2008, 05:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	I had a hunch someone would bring up the Take 5. The problem with this bar is the pretzel. That god damned pretzel ruins the entire thing. Pretzels are great. So is chocolate. Pretzels and chocolate mixed is awful, and that's a fact.

11-04-2008, 05:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Also, i'm allergic to wheat so i can't eat it. Fuck the Take 5.

11-04-2008, 06:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I rarely see this candy bar anymore, but when I was a Senior, it was the Fast Break. Once I got a taste of the candy bar, it was instant gratification. It was also extremely underrated, and that might be why I haven't seen it in awhile.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

11-04-2008, 06:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Was it like a chocolate almost kit katty type thing, but more on the cruch factor less on the chocolate? I think I remember something like that called Fast Break.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-04-2008, 06:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	Ferrero rocher/ kinder bueno. Amazing nutty goodness. Cadbury Galaxy is good too.
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

11-04-2008, 06:40 PM	#12 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	toblerone is pretty fucking good, especially refrigerated witha glass of milk. mmmm mmmmmmm

11-04-2008, 06:43 PM	#13 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	How about the krackel?? I always picked them out of the grab bag. A smaller bar, but a bar none the less.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

11-04-2008, 06:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Mr. Goodbar. Simple. Delicious.

11-04-2008, 08:39 PM	#15 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425
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11-04-2008, 10:29 PM	#16 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Stab, you are the winner!!! Even better, a frozen Bun Maple. My dad showed me the way. Great Great post Stab.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

11-04-2008, 11:12 PM	#18 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	To the fucks touting the peanut butter cup: Have you tried the Nutrageous? I'm a giant peanut butter cup fan. I love the damn things. But the Nutrageous...it just takes it to the next level.

11-05-2008, 01:26 AM	#19 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Nutrageous is a solid bar, but leaves to much of a mess. To many random peanuts on the floor. Same way with the Payday.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

11-05-2008, 01:54 AM	#21 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	The Avalance is a solid bar, but it's an extension from a previous bar. Does it count?? I'm just curious!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

11-05-2008, 05:30 AM	#22 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	Good god all mighty. The motherfucking Fast Break brings back memories. When I was about 17 I used pick them up at the gas station and eat them on my way to fuck 15 year old girls dressed as slutty vampires. True story.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

11-05-2008, 09:57 AM	#23 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	I've never heard of this "Avalanche," but it sounds fantastic. Thank you for the suggestion.

11-05-2008, 10:36 AM	#24 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I just found out about cookies and cream hersheys like a month ago. It's an interesting experience. It goes incredibly well full red wines for some reason. If anyone on here even mentions coconut, I want them banned.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-05-2008, 11:09 AM	#25 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	I agree with both of those sentiments. Cookies & Cream is fantastic, and coconut mentioning will lead to an instant ban.

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