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Anonymous · 07-29-2009, 12:03 PM

One time I did the most asinine thing. I was masturbating and tried put a broom stick in my butt but I slipped and punctured my taint. To this day I am thankful that it literally hit my taint and didn't lacerate my anus. It still hurt like hell for about a week.

BigDongedHoe · 07-29-2009, 12:32 PM

first?

Anonymous · 07-29-2009, 05:05 PM

Hey Guys,

ID messages me sometimes on IM and tries to talk to me. No matter how much I try to get him to realize that I don't want to talk, he just keeps going and going. I let him because I don't want him to feel worse about himself than he already does. If that's even possible.

Does anyone have any suggestions? He just seems like he's really slow.

Anonymous · 07-29-2009, 06:37 PM

ID never talks to me on AIM

Anonymous · 07-29-2009, 09:19 PM

Ya, me neither. I fabricated the post above.

I AM A MASTER OF SNEAK.

You've been warned.

Anonymous · 07-30-2009, 06:30 AM

Hey guys.

I jerk off.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 07-30-2009, 11:44 AM

Anonymous · 07-30-2009, 11:44 AM

Hey guys,

How do I make my parent's think I don't have Asperger's?

Anonymous · 07-30-2009, 11:46 AM

One of the biggest symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome is the misuse of apostrophes.

You may be fucked.

Anonymous · 07-30-2009, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

shit

LOL

Anonymous · 07-30-2009, 02:30 PM

Please give me Internetz!

Anonymous · 08-05-2009, 12:48 AM

Hey guys,

Do you have any tips on how to make myself appear as though I'm straight? I've tried bicycling and making a decoy account on plenty of fish that hundreds of thousands of girls have told me is the most straight account they have ever seen. Any ideas?

Anonymous · 10-17-2009, 05:49 PM

I ate something with beetroot in it 3 days ago, the following day I noticed some blood in my shit and put it down to the beetroot.
I've been checking my asshole out for the last few days just incase and it does feel a little lumpy, I took a shit just and there was still blood.
haemorrhoids?

Anonymous · 10-17-2009, 05:49 PM

I ate something with beetroot in it 3 days ago, the following day I noticed some blood in my shit and put it down to the beetroot.
I've been checking my asshole out for the last few days just incase and it does feel a little lumpy, I took a shit just and there was still blood.
haemorrhoids?

Orgazmo · 10-17-2009, 05:58 PM

Double post. But def hemmorhoids. Just let shit flow, don't pressure it, and go only when you really have to go. It'll go away.

DDTempest · 10-18-2009, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Double post. But def hemmorhoids. Just let shit flow, don't pressure it, and go only when you really have to go. It'll go away.

Also take some Aleve, it helps with the inflammation.

Anonymous · 10-30-2009, 11:16 AM

I'm pretty sure that niggers are the only people who use "Trending Topics" on Twitter.

Anonymous · 10-30-2009, 03:19 PM

Niggers aren't people.

:-D

Anonymous · 10-30-2009, 08:14 PM

Would anyone volunteer to have their body used for necrophilia? I would gladly allow the use of my corpse for any purpose so long as it makes people happy.
It might save vandalism too.
Would the situation change if you had a child that passed away? It could save people from being raped.

Anonymous · 10-30-2009, 08:14 PM

Would anyone volunteer to have their body used for necrophilia? I would gladly allow the use of my corpse for any purpose so long as it makes people happy.
It might save vandalism too.
Would the situation change if you had a child that passed away? It could save people from being raped.

Orgazmo · 10-31-2009, 12:30 AM

Double post.

07-29-2009, 12:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Anonymous Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 58 Internets: 185	Hey guys One time I did the most asinine thing. I was masturbating and tried put a broom stick in my butt but I slipped and punctured my taint. To this day I am thankful that it literally hit my taint and didn't lacerate my anus. It still hurt like hell for about a week.

07-29-2009, 12:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	first?
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

07-30-2009, 11:44 AM	#7 (permalink)
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07-29-2009, 05:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
Anonymous Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 58 Internets: 185	Hey Guys, ID messages me sometimes on IM and tries to talk to me. No matter how much I try to get him to realize that I don't want to talk, he just keeps going and going. I let him because I don't want him to feel worse about himself than he already does. If that's even possible. Does anyone have any suggestions? He just seems like he's really slow.

07-29-2009, 06:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Anonymous Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 58 Internets: 185	ID never talks to me on AIM

07-29-2009, 09:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Anonymous Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 58 Internets: 185	Ya, me neither. I fabricated the post above. I AM A MASTER OF SNEAK. You've been warned.

07-30-2009, 06:30 AM	#6 (permalink)
Anonymous Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 58 Internets: 185	Hey guys. I jerk off.

07-30-2009, 11:44 AM	#8 (permalink)
Anonymous Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 58 Internets: 185	Hey guys, How do I make my parent's think I don't have Asperger's?

07-30-2009, 11:46 AM	#9 (permalink)
Anonymous Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 58 Internets: 185	One of the biggest symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome is the misuse of apostrophes. You may be fucked.

07-30-2009, 02:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
Anonymous Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 58 Internets: 185	Please give me Internetz!

08-05-2009, 12:48 AM	#12 (permalink)
Anonymous Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 58 Internets: 185	Hey guys, Do you have any tips on how to make myself appear as though I'm straight? I've tried bicycling and making a decoy account on plenty of fish that hundreds of thousands of girls have told me is the most straight account they have ever seen. Any ideas?

10-17-2009, 05:49 PM	#13 (permalink)
Anonymous Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 58 Internets: 185	I ate something with beetroot in it 3 days ago, the following day I noticed some blood in my shit and put it down to the beetroot. I've been checking my asshole out for the last few days just incase and it does feel a little lumpy, I took a shit just and there was still blood. haemorrhoids?

10-17-2009, 05:49 PM	#14 (permalink)
Anonymous Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 58 Internets: 185	I ate something with beetroot in it 3 days ago, the following day I noticed some blood in my shit and put it down to the beetroot. I've been checking my asshole out for the last few days just incase and it does feel a little lumpy, I took a shit just and there was still blood. haemorrhoids?

10-31-2009, 12:30 AM	#21 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Double post.

10-17-2009, 05:58 PM	#15 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Double post. But def hemmorhoids. Just let shit flow, don't pressure it, and go only when you really have to go. It'll go away.

10-30-2009, 11:16 AM	#17 (permalink)
Anonymous Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 58 Internets: 185	I'm pretty sure that niggers are the only people who use "Trending Topics" on Twitter.

10-30-2009, 03:19 PM	#18 (permalink)
Anonymous Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 58 Internets: 185	Niggers aren't people. :-D

10-30-2009, 08:14 PM	#19 (permalink)
Anonymous Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 58 Internets: 185	Would anyone volunteer to have their body used for necrophilia? I would gladly allow the use of my corpse for any purpose so long as it makes people happy. It might save vandalism too. Would the situation change if you had a child that passed away? It could save people from being raped.

10-30-2009, 08:14 PM	#20 (permalink)
Anonymous Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 58 Internets: 185	Would anyone volunteer to have their body used for necrophilia? I would gladly allow the use of my corpse for any purpose so long as it makes people happy. It might save vandalism too. Would the situation change if you had a child that passed away? It could save people from being raped.