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Orgazmo · 04-08-2010, 11:17 AM

Finish this joke and be showered with reputation.

When I was a child, I always wanted to be a vet. As I grew up, though, I realized the job carries more responsibility than I had previously thought. [...]

The joke has one more sentence. Supply it for your reward.

It is from a dude I saw on TV the other night. I've tried Googling it with 0 success...so I don't think cheating is a viable option here. Plus my wording isn't even close to verbatim.

God be with you.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-08-2010, 07:06 PM

When I was a child, I always wanted to be a vet. As I grew up, though, I realized the job carries more responsibility than I had previously thought. I don't get no respect I tell ya.

Orgazmo · 04-08-2010, 07:12 PM

Nope!

StabMaster Arson · 04-08-2010, 10:04 PM

When I was a child, I always wanted to be a vet. As I grew up, though, I realized the job carries more responsibility than I had previously thought. Since I'd have to go to war, I'd run the risk of losing my legs or going crazy.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-08-2010, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

The joke has one more sentence. Supply it for your reward.

is it a funny joke?

Orgazmo · 04-08-2010, 11:30 PM

Stab: Clever.

ID: It's HILARIOUS! (like your fucking face, faggot)

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-08-2010, 11:52 PM

When I was a child, I always wanted to be a vet. As I grew up, though, I realized the job carries more responsibility than I had previously thought, in Soviet Russia.

Orgazmo · 04-09-2010, 12:22 AM

Wrong again.

DJ FC · 04-09-2010, 04:00 AM

When I was a child, I always wanted to be a vet. As I grew up, though, I realized the job carries more responsibility than I had previously thought. I fucked your mother in the ass with my black cock.

Orgazmo · 04-09-2010, 09:40 AM

Not even close, DJ FC!

DJ FC · 04-09-2010, 09:42 AM

When I was a child, I always wanted to be a vet. As I grew up, though, I realized the job carries more responsibility than I had previously thought. There are so many cat-scans and lab reports!

Orgazmo · 04-09-2010, 10:00 AM

Nope!

I just told the joke to BT and she claims it's really not funny. I don't trust her sense of humor, though.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-09-2010, 07:04 PM

Is there any chance this joke was told on Wheel of Fortune?

Orgazmo · 04-10-2010, 02:35 PM

Zero chance.

Ugly Bastard · 04-14-2010, 09:32 PM

Will you just fucking tell us for Christ's sake?

Orgazmo · 04-15-2010, 01:02 AM

That would ruin it.

However, I will tell you another of his jokes.

So my girlfriend says to me the other day, "You know what, John? It's true. Chivalry really is dead." And I say back to her, "No no, sweetheart. You're confused. I think you're thinking of your mother."

04-08-2010, 11:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Joke Finisher Elite Finish this joke and be showered with reputation. When I was a child, I always wanted to be a vet. As I grew up, though, I realized the job carries more responsibility than I had previously thought. [...] The joke has one more sentence. Supply it for your reward. It is from a dude I saw on TV the other night. I've tried Googling it with 0 success...so I don't think cheating is a viable option here. Plus my wording isn't even close to verbatim. God be with you.

04-08-2010, 07:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	When I was a child, I always wanted to be a vet. As I grew up, though, I realized the job carries more responsibility than I had previously thought. I don't get no respect I tell ya.
	#YOLO

04-08-2010, 10:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	When I was a child, I always wanted to be a vet. As I grew up, though, I realized the job carries more responsibility than I had previously thought. Since I'd have to go to war, I'd run the risk of losing my legs or going crazy.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

04-08-2010, 11:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	When I was a child, I always wanted to be a vet. As I grew up, though, I realized the job carries more responsibility than I had previously thought, in Soviet Russia.
	#YOLO

04-09-2010, 04:00 AM	#9 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	When I was a child, I always wanted to be a vet. As I grew up, though, I realized the job carries more responsibility than I had previously thought. I fucked your mother in the ass with my black cock.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

04-08-2010, 07:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Nope!

04-08-2010, 11:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Stab: Clever. ID: It's HILARIOUS! (like your fucking face, faggot)

04-09-2010, 12:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Wrong again.

04-09-2010, 09:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Not even close, DJ FC!

04-09-2010, 09:42 AM	#11 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	When I was a child, I always wanted to be a vet. As I grew up, though, I realized the job carries more responsibility than I had previously thought. There are so many cat-scans and lab reports!
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

04-09-2010, 10:00 AM	#12 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Nope! I just told the joke to BT and she claims it's really not funny. I don't trust her sense of humor, though.

04-09-2010, 07:04 PM	#13 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Is there any chance this joke was told on Wheel of Fortune?
	#YOLO

04-10-2010, 02:35 PM	#14 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Zero chance.

04-14-2010, 09:32 PM	#15 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Will you just fucking tell us for Christ's sake?

04-15-2010, 01:02 AM	#16 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	That would ruin it. However, I will tell you another of his jokes. So my girlfriend says to me the other day, "You know what, John? It's true. Chivalry really is dead." And I say back to her, "No no, sweetheart. You're confused. I think you're thinking of your mother."

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