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Ugly Bastard · 11-19-2010, 01:21 AM

It's really a shame that he won. But I guess that's what you get with inferior judging.

Der Fuhrer · 11-19-2010, 01:44 PM

I thought about doing that, but isn't her name like Malia Ann or something. I guess I didn't figure it would work as well. Also, the only reason I stated that Sasha was his daughter was b/c I didn't know his daughters' names. I had to use google to find that out.

N F N P S A C

Ugly Bastard · 11-19-2010, 02:49 PM

Necrophiliacs
Fuck
No
Pulse
Sandy
Arid
Cunts

Mr. Blonde · 11-21-2010, 02:04 AM

Now
Fucking
Nubblies
Provides
Sexbears
Across
Continents.

DJ FC · 11-21-2010, 10:20 AM

Newfoundland
Fritters
Need
Partially
Seasoned
Atlantic
Cod

Source:
Bacalao - Nouvelle Newfoundland Cuisine

Ironic Mustache · 11-21-2010, 06:22 PM

Nevada
Fears
National
Park
Services
Are
Corrupt

Orgazmo · 11-21-2010, 09:19 PM

Never
Fuck
Negro
People
Sans
A
Condom

Ironic Mustache · 11-21-2010, 09:29 PM

Well done. I'd rep that if I could.

Der Fuhrer · 11-21-2010, 11:54 PM

These are all pretty good. Some are funny and some are clever, but only one is both funny and clever. I'll take a page out of IM's book and sleep on it. That way others will have more time to make a submission, and I'll have time to ponder my decision.

Mr. Blonde · 11-22-2010, 12:19 AM

YouTube - Meat Loaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light

Der Fuhrer · 11-22-2010, 06:05 PM

It's really a shame that he won.

Orgazmo - 23
Ugly Bastard - 15
ninjaface - 12
DJ FC - 11
Der Fuhrer - 8
BDH - 6
Ironic Mustache - 4
Joe Bang a Clit - 4
Rudy - 4
tonguegina - 4
St.Anky - 4
Timmy Two Beers- 3
OneHugeBastard - 2
Trout Sniffer - 2
silver and cold - 2
Mr. Blonde - 2
Slooshbag - 1
Titan - 1
Buckeye - 1
StDx - 1
Malibu - 1
Stabmaster Arson - 1
dAzEd - 1
victim - 1
onto morning stars - 1
mandarine - 1
Deadly Crescent Kick - 1
Repugnant Abomination - 1

Ugly Bastard · 11-22-2010, 10:08 PM

Thank you, Der Ferher. You put personal grievances aside and made the right choice.

J B S Y S S Y

Ironic Mustache · 11-23-2010, 01:00 AM

I'm going to come back to this one. I have like 6 different clever starts but the "Y" at the end is fucking me up.

thekremlin · 11-23-2010, 05:09 PM

Jews
Buy
Some
Yellow
Stars,
Signifying
Yeshiva

ninjaface · 11-23-2010, 05:22 PM

Just
Be
Sure
Your
Shirt
Says
Yogurt

DDTempest · 11-28-2010, 10:30 PM

Just
Bought
Sex
Yesterday
Still
Sore
Ya'll

Ugly Bastard · 11-28-2010, 10:37 PM

Just three submissions so far? Pitiful. I'm deciding on a winner Tuesday night regardless of the number of entrants.

Orgazmo · 11-28-2010, 11:28 PM

Jam
Balling
Sluts?
Yes,
Sluts.
Sluts?
Yes.

DJ FC · 11-29-2010, 07:49 AM

Jesus
Blogged:
"Save
Your
Soul.
Start
Yodeling!"

Der Fuhrer · 11-29-2010, 06:15 PM

Jesus
Blew
Satan's
Yellow
Schlong,
Sinning
Youthfully

Ugly Bastard · 11-30-2010, 08:35 PM

The two that amused me the most were DJ FC and ninjaface. I couldn't decide which to choose as a winner, so I flipped a coin.

Orgazmo - 23
Ugly Bastard - 15
ninjaface - 12
DJ FC - 12
Der Fuhrer - 8
BDH - 6
Ironic Mustache - 4
Joe Bang a Clit - 4
Rudy - 4
tonguegina - 4
St.Anky - 4
Timmy Two Beers- 3
OneHugeBastard - 2
Trout Sniffer - 2
silver and cold - 2
Mr. Blonde - 2
Slooshbag - 1
Titan - 1
Buckeye - 1
StDx - 1
Malibu - 1
Stabmaster Arson - 1
dAzEd - 1
victim - 1
onto morning stars - 1
mandarine - 1
Deadly Crescent Kick - 1
Repugnant Abomination - 1

DJ FC · 12-01-2010, 05:08 PM

Thank you sir.

A W A F T C E H

heurisdick · 12-01-2010, 08:50 PM

Always
Wished
Ass
Fucking
Taught
Children
Effective
Hygiene

SinisterKid · 12-02-2010, 12:57 AM

Alas
We
All
Figured
That
Cooch
Equals
Happiness

thekremlin · 12-02-2010, 08:05 AM

A
Wife
Abhors
Fellatio,
Tight-lipped
Cunts
Earn
Hostility

11-21-2010, 10:20 AM	#905 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Newfoundland Fritters Need Partially Seasoned Atlantic Cod Source: Bacalao - Nouvelle Newfoundland Cuisine
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

11-21-2010, 06:22 PM	#906 (permalink)
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11-21-2010, 09:29 PM	#908 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Well done. I'd rep that if I could.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-23-2010, 01:00 AM	#913 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'm going to come back to this one. I have like 6 different clever starts but the "Y" at the end is fucking me up.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-29-2010, 07:49 AM	#919 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Jesus Blogged: "Save Your Soul. Start Yodeling!"
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

11-19-2010, 01:21 AM	#901 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	It's really a shame that he won. But I guess that's what you get with inferior judging.

11-19-2010, 01:44 PM	#902 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	I thought about doing that, but isn't her name like Malia Ann or something. I guess I didn't figure it would work as well. Also, the only reason I stated that Sasha was his daughter was b/c I didn't know his daughters' names. I had to use google to find that out. N F N P S A C

11-19-2010, 02:49 PM	#903 (permalink)
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11-21-2010, 02:04 AM	#904 (permalink)
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11-21-2010, 09:19 PM	#907 (permalink)
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11-21-2010, 11:54 PM	#909 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	These are all pretty good. Some are funny and some are clever, but only one is both funny and clever. I'll take a page out of IM's book and sleep on it. That way others will have more time to make a submission, and I'll have time to ponder my decision.

11-22-2010, 06:05 PM	#911 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	It's really a shame that he won. Orgazmo - 23 Ugly Bastard - 15 ninjaface - 12 DJ FC - 11 Der Fuhrer - 8 BDH - 6 Ironic Mustache - 4 Joe Bang a Clit - 4 Rudy - 4 tonguegina - 4 St.Anky - 4 Timmy Two Beers- 3 OneHugeBastard - 2 Trout Sniffer - 2 silver and cold - 2 Mr. Blonde - 2 Slooshbag - 1 Titan - 1 Buckeye - 1 StDx - 1 Malibu - 1 Stabmaster Arson - 1 dAzEd - 1 victim - 1 onto morning stars - 1 mandarine - 1 Deadly Crescent Kick - 1 Repugnant Abomination - 1

11-22-2010, 10:08 PM	#912 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Thank you, Der Ferher. You put personal grievances aside and made the right choice. J B S Y S S Y

11-23-2010, 05:09 PM	#914 (permalink)
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11-23-2010, 05:22 PM	#915 (permalink)
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12-02-2010, 12:57 AM	#924 (permalink)
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11-28-2010, 10:37 PM	#917 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Just three submissions so far? Pitiful. I'm deciding on a winner Tuesday night regardless of the number of entrants.

11-28-2010, 11:28 PM	#918 (permalink)
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11-29-2010, 06:15 PM	#920 (permalink)
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11-30-2010, 08:35 PM	#921 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The two that amused me the most were DJ FC and ninjaface. I couldn't decide which to choose as a winner, so I flipped a coin. Orgazmo - 23 Ugly Bastard - 15 ninjaface - 12 DJ FC - 12 Der Fuhrer - 8 BDH - 6 Ironic Mustache - 4 Joe Bang a Clit - 4 Rudy - 4 tonguegina - 4 St.Anky - 4 Timmy Two Beers- 3 OneHugeBastard - 2 Trout Sniffer - 2 silver and cold - 2 Mr. Blonde - 2 Slooshbag - 1 Titan - 1 Buckeye - 1 StDx - 1 Malibu - 1 Stabmaster Arson - 1 dAzEd - 1 victim - 1 onto morning stars - 1 mandarine - 1 Deadly Crescent Kick - 1 Repugnant Abomination - 1

12-01-2010, 05:08 PM	#922 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Thank you sir. A W A F T C E H
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-01-2010, 08:50 PM	#923 (permalink)
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12-02-2010, 08:05 AM	#925 (permalink)
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