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Mr. Blonde · 02-21-2005, 12:17 AM

C.) Kleenex has 3 uses!

StabMaster Arson · 02-21-2005, 12:43 AM

I've stooped to using Arby's napkins before.

Cocktooth · 02-21-2005, 01:36 AM

* Warning Very Explicit*

Does anyone else ever wipe to quickly...like i take really quick shits and wipe after im not completly done resulting in me wiping 5 to 6 times???? Also losing a love of my life i had the squirts for 2 months straight...never a solid poop..is that natural or am i just one weird kid?

ninjaface · 02-21-2005, 01:47 AM

Quick shits can lead to much discomfort, as I'm sure you know. As far as your 2 months of infirm stool.. maybe you had some sort of stomach problem.

Here is something that can help you and everyone else.

I usually get an 8 or 9.

Ugly Bastard · 02-21-2005, 02:15 AM

I have very very healthy shit.

-Ugly Bastard

Ironic Mustache · 02-22-2005, 10:24 PM

I've heard of people wiping, then folding, then recycling the same piece! I suppose if you're somwhere where a clogged toilet could prove to be devastating, this may be a useful tool, but I would try to avoid it all together.

To all the women out there that didn't know guy don't wipe after pissing, here's why:

We don't have to.

Repugnant Abomination · 02-22-2005, 10:29 PM

That's right! We dont wipe after tinkling, we dab.

-And that's my post.

Ironic Mustache · 02-23-2005, 02:34 PM

Alright I'm going to have to put my foot down regarding this whole, "-And that's my post." bullshit. It's clearly run its course.

Repugnant Abomination · 02-25-2005, 06:27 AM

I stand in defiance of your foot. I'll stop ending my posts with "-And that's my post" when Ugly Bastard stops ending his posts with "-Ugly Bastard".

-And that's my post.

Ironic Mustache · 02-25-2005, 03:53 PM

I'm going to start ending your life.

02-21-2005, 12:17 AM	#26 (permalink)
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02-21-2005, 12:43 AM	#27 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I've stooped to using Arby's napkins before.
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02-21-2005, 01:36 AM	#28 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	* Warning Very Explicit* Does anyone else ever wipe to quickly...like i take really quick shits and wipe after im not completly done resulting in me wiping 5 to 6 times???? Also losing a love of my life i had the squirts for 2 months straight...never a solid poop..is that natural or am i just one weird kid?
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02-22-2005, 10:24 PM	#31 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I've heard of people wiping, then folding, then recycling the same piece! I suppose if you're somwhere where a clogged toilet could prove to be devastating, this may be a useful tool, but I would try to avoid it all together. To all the women out there that didn't know guy don't wipe after pissing, here's why: We don't have to.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-23-2005, 02:34 PM	#33 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Alright I'm going to have to put my foot down regarding this whole, "-And that's my post." bullshit. It's clearly run its course.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-21-2005, 01:47 AM	#29 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Quick shits can lead to much discomfort, as I'm sure you know. As far as your 2 months of infirm stool.. maybe you had some sort of stomach problem. Here is something that can help you and everyone else. I usually get an 8 or 9.

02-21-2005, 02:15 AM	#30 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I have very very healthy shit. -Ugly Bastard

02-22-2005, 10:29 PM	#32 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	That's right! We dont wipe after tinkling, we dab. -And that's my post.

02-25-2005, 06:27 AM	#34 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I stand in defiance of your foot. I'll stop ending my posts with "-And that's my post" when Ugly Bastard stops ending his posts with "-Ugly Bastard". -And that's my post.

02-25-2005, 03:53 PM	#35 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'm going to start ending your life.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.