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DJ FC · 12-04-2009, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Tits

GWB please reply to my message. Your santee is growing impatient.

Thank you

Replied.

Ironic Mustache · 12-09-2009, 12:17 AM

Though I am saddened, I bear the burden of responsibility. Though I am saddened, I bear the burden of responsibility. Though I am irritated, fuck you niggers.

Banana Tits · 12-11-2009, 05:26 PM

To GWB, I have been asked to alert you that your secret santa gift has been sent in the direction of the United Kingdom. The santa said unfortunately you get an empty box, because the shipping was $20.

To the rest of you, you'd best get your asses in gear!

DJ FC · 12-13-2009, 02:54 AM

There better at least be a hand drawn penis in this box.

Dent · 12-14-2009, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W. Bush

There better at least be a hand drawn penis in this box.

??

So a wrinkle dick turned up at my door, it's my only present this year so i'm waiting untill christmas to open it in front of the family.

Orgazmo · 12-14-2009, 02:00 PM

OPEN IMMEDIATELY YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

DDTempest · 12-14-2009, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dent

??

So a wrinkle dick turned up at my door, it's my only present this year so i'm waiting untill christmas to open it in front of the family.

What's that supposed to be? An ejaculating pickle?

Banana Tits · 12-16-2009, 09:47 AM

A message for Mr. Blonde from your secret santa:

Please tell mr. Blonde that his secret santa has not only sent an empty box as his gift but wants to be reimbursed for the $5 over the $20 limit just for shipping.
thanks

Banana Tits · 12-17-2009, 09:56 PM

DDTempest: Your Santa's feelings have been hurt. I've been told your package was delivered to the front porch on 12/15 and you havent so much as mentioned it. Stop acting like a dumb bitch and get on it.

Orgazmo · 12-17-2009, 10:12 PM

God damnit, guys. Can we get some fucking payoff in this thread?

Dent, stop being a pussy. Open the gift.

DD, stop being a twat. Get your god damned package, take it inside, and open the fucker.

Son of a bitch, guys. Get it together.

Banana Tits · 12-17-2009, 11:05 PM

Gaz, I have a message from your santa:

Dear Orgazmo,

I haven't been able to even start on your gift yet because it requires for me to be outside for a significant amount of time and it's very cold where I am. I'll try today again, but no guarantees. It will probably come after Christmas.

Orgazmo · 12-17-2009, 11:06 PM

The plus side for the rest of the participants is that they don't have the shittiest Santa.

DDTempest · 12-18-2009, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Tits

DDTempest: Your Santa's feelings have been hurt. I've been told your package was delivered to the front porch on 12/15 and you havent so much as mentioned it. Stop acting like a dumb bitch and get on it.

Sorry Santa ... my porch is roughly 15 feet long and I expect all packages to be right outside my door ... UPS deposited it in some random nook at the very front of my porch where it has sat for approximately three days now ... opening now!

Orgazmo · 12-18-2009, 11:14 AM

It has been 2 hours. Would it kill you to post some god damned pictures? Christ.

Banana Tits · 12-18-2009, 11:22 AM

Message for UB from Santa:

Please acknowledge the first wave of your present.

DDTempest · 12-18-2009, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

It has been 2 hours. Would it kill you to post some god damned pictures? Christ.

Sorry sir, I had to charge batteries for my camera. Do you want me to do this proper?

DDTempest · 12-18-2009, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Dearest DDTempest,
I hope this letter finds you in good spirits. This package contains what could be called Christmas gifts, but they are truly much more. Individually, each item is just a great gift. Howerver, when assembled into a kid and used properly, the contents of the box you received are the tools you need to become the SUPERSTAR everyone knows you can be!

Now get out there and be somebody!

Sincerely,

?????

P.S. XOXOXOXO

HOLY SHIT 3D PUZZLES!!

An assortment of gel clings to decorate my windows / mirrors / shower doors.

A $5 gift card to CVS ... Oh you!

I could stop right there and this would be a far better Christmas than last year (the one that Shaw ruined), but there is more!

I am not sure which of the following is cooler ....

PREHISTORIC FUCKING CREATURE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently these tiny little eggs turn into three eye shrimps!

Last but not least, what is surely to be a literary classic ...

Make Love* *The Bruce Campbell Way

THANKS SANTA!!!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-18-2009, 08:40 PM

wow, your santa was fucking awesome.

kind of makes me wish i would have participated this year just for the 1 in 10 chance.

Orgazmo · 12-19-2009, 01:17 AM

Kudos to your Santa for being solid.

Dent · 12-19-2009, 09:29 AM

Those Triops are really fucking cool, I used to have one that lived for a year, he ate algae like it's going outta style.
Pretty amazing how long they remain as dried up shit for too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

People that are in
Gaz
Blondebear
UB
DDSexfist
GWB
Dent
Ninjer

As you sign up, go ahead and PM Tits with your address.

is this the final list? If so DDTempests was Ninja.

DDTempest · 12-19-2009, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dent

Those Triops are really fucking cool, I used to have one that lived for a year, he ate algae like it's going outta style.
Pretty amazing how long they remain as dried up shit for too.

is this the final list? If so DDTempests was Ninja.

I am DDSexfist apparently ... I tell Gaz not to bring our personal life out in the open on the boards but he slips once in a while.

Dent · 12-20-2009, 06:08 AM

All I wanted was to know how many people were in this years secret santa, your personal life scares me

I just found out that I forgot to mail half of my secret santa shit, someone missed out on this

anyone want it? its a joke because its meant to be have a great day but its always bad here lololol

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-20-2009, 11:18 AM

I don't like your thumb.

StabMaster Arson · 12-20-2009, 04:58 PM

it's almost a toe thumb.
I hope your secret santa gets you gloves.

Secret Fucking Santa · 12-20-2009, 09:02 PM

Hello there Ugly Bastard,
Santa is up here in his workshop working really hard on getting all you kids the gifts you deserve. Santa just wants to know if you received the cards he sent. Santa need to know if you found the key that will open the rest of your present before he spends money to mail out the bulk of your gift.

Love,
Secret Fucking Santa - ho ho ho

12-09-2009, 12:17 AM	#27 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Though I am saddened, I bear the burden of responsibility. Though I am saddened, I bear the burden of responsibility. Though I am irritated, fuck you niggers.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-13-2009, 02:54 AM	#29 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	There better at least be a hand drawn penis in this box.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-18-2009, 08:40 PM	#43 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	wow, your santa was fucking awesome. kind of makes me wish i would have participated this year just for the 1 in 10 chance.
	#YOLO

12-20-2009, 11:18 AM	#48 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	I don't like your thumb.
	#YOLO

12-20-2009, 04:58 PM	#49 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	it's almost a toe thumb. I hope your secret santa gets you gloves.
	LEGALIZE CRIME! Last edited by StabMaster Arson; 12-20-2009 at 05:02 PM.

12-11-2009, 05:26 PM	#28 (permalink)
Banana Tits Tanana Bits Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 56 Internets: 3328	To GWB, I have been asked to alert you that your secret santa gift has been sent in the direction of the United Kingdom. The santa said unfortunately you get an empty box, because the shipping was $20. To the rest of you, you'd best get your asses in gear!

12-14-2009, 02:00 PM	#31 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	OPEN IMMEDIATELY YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

12-16-2009, 09:47 AM	#33 (permalink)
Banana Tits Tanana Bits Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 56 Internets: 3328	A message for Mr. Blonde from your secret santa: Please tell mr. Blonde that his secret santa has not only sent an empty box as his gift but wants to be reimbursed for the $5 over the $20 limit just for shipping. thanks

12-17-2009, 09:56 PM	#34 (permalink)
Banana Tits Tanana Bits Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 56 Internets: 3328	DDTempest: Your Santa's feelings have been hurt. I've been told your package was delivered to the front porch on 12/15 and you havent so much as mentioned it. Stop acting like a dumb bitch and get on it.

12-17-2009, 10:12 PM	#35 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	God damnit, guys. Can we get some fucking payoff in this thread? Dent, stop being a pussy. Open the gift. DD, stop being a twat. Get your god damned package, take it inside, and open the fucker. Son of a bitch, guys. Get it together.

12-17-2009, 11:05 PM	#36 (permalink)
Banana Tits Tanana Bits Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 56 Internets: 3328	Gaz, I have a message from your santa: Dear Orgazmo, I haven't been able to even start on your gift yet because it requires for me to be outside for a significant amount of time and it's very cold where I am. I'll try today again, but no guarantees. It will probably come after Christmas.

12-17-2009, 11:06 PM	#37 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	The plus side for the rest of the participants is that they don't have the shittiest Santa.

12-18-2009, 11:14 AM	#39 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	It has been 2 hours. Would it kill you to post some god damned pictures? Christ.

12-18-2009, 11:22 AM	#40 (permalink)
Banana Tits Tanana Bits Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 56 Internets: 3328	Message for UB from Santa: Please acknowledge the first wave of your present.

12-19-2009, 01:17 AM	#44 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Kudos to your Santa for being solid.

12-20-2009, 06:08 AM	#47 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,528 Internets: 183146	All I wanted was to know how many people were in this years secret santa, your personal life scares me I just found out that I forgot to mail half of my secret santa shit, someone missed out on this anyone want it? its a joke because its meant to be have a great day but its always bad here lololol

12-20-2009, 09:02 PM	#50 (permalink)
Secret Fucking Santa Ho Ho Ho, Hoes Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North Pole Posts: 62 Internets: 3709	Hello there Ugly Bastard, Santa is up here in his workshop working really hard on getting all you kids the gifts you deserve. Santa just wants to know if you received the cards he sent. Santa need to know if you found the key that will open the rest of your present before he spends money to mail out the bulk of your gift. Love, Secret Fucking Santa - ho ho ho
	Ho, Ho, Ho motherfuckers.

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