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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-18-2009, 12:07 PM

Some people just can't handle their liquor.

DJ FC · 10-22-2009, 06:02 PM

LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-29-2009, 11:02 PM

hey guys

Orgazmo · 11-06-2009, 06:54 PM

YouTube - MIley Cyrus - Party In The U.S.A. - Official Music Video (HD)

ninjaface · 11-06-2009, 07:55 PM

YouTube - Biggie Smalls(Party and Bullshit) Hannah Montana (party in the usa) Remix by Hathbanger

ninjaface · 11-08-2009, 01:10 AM

my fucking mouse keeps freezing internmittenly. pissing me off.

gogles it. nothing. Fuckthe shit.

Orgazmo · 11-08-2009, 02:22 AM

I paid a bum 2 dollars for a joke tonight. The joke?

Q: What do you call an asshole that's wrapped in plastic?
A: Look at your license!

it was more for the god damned delivery. "Ya, I'm a panhandler but i'ma earn your monehz". ! :-D

Cocktooth · 11-08-2009, 03:38 AM

Why do you find the right slums??? I paid 20 to have a guy play Hendrix for 20 minutes. Indy is a rat hole.

PS. This was 5 years ago when I left have a nice day just to get back to the hotel to talk to a slut. That fucking slut now carries my kid. Fuck OAR and that night.

PSS. She wasn't a slut, but I banged her on our 2nd "date." Take it for what it is worth. She's still pretty hot, regardless.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 11-08-2009, 06:18 AM

and she's still a slut.

make sure its yours.

Mr. Blonde · 11-08-2009, 09:03 AM

Also she's not that hot.

Cocktooth · 11-08-2009, 02:16 PM

Blonde, your standards for the female gender can't really be met by anyone.

Mr. Blonde · 11-08-2009, 09:17 PM

Okay then, post pics.

vaga1220 * · 11-09-2009, 01:29 AM

Dent · 11-10-2009, 10:10 PM

pre-preggers

1 month preggers.
Cause everyone loves SSBW

Ugly Bastard · 11-13-2009, 05:22 PM

Went into bathroom at bar last night. Noticed that the door opens in a way that blocks one of the two urinals. So when the door shut, another urinal was revealed. I said, "oh, it's a surprise potty." Guy at the other urinal didn't chuckle which bothered me, so I had to press the issue some. "Get it? Because I didn't know it was there? So it's a surprise potty? Pretty clever, right?" I got nothing.

Orgazmo · 11-13-2009, 05:36 PM

You should have pissed on him and said, "If you're going to act like you're not fucking there, so am I."

That's definitely what I would have done in that situation.

Ugly Bastard · 11-13-2009, 05:51 PM

Huge LOL

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-13-2009, 08:14 PM

you broke a cardinal man rule. I would have ignored you as well.

DDTempest · 11-14-2009, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

You should have pissed on him and said, "If you're going to act like you're not fucking there, so am I."

That's definitely what I would have done in that situation.

This is the textbook perfect response.

f3lix · 11-14-2009, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

you broke a cardinal man rule. I would have ignored you as well.

I've started talking more and more in bathrooms. Seeing how uncomfortable it makes other guys makes me feel superior. Then there's always being left with the kid's urinal and stating loudly, "Oh good, I'm glad that have one for extra long dicks."

Mr. Blonde · 11-20-2009, 03:24 PM

There is a local "woman" Westerner whom I met out here at a bar a few weeks ago when a bunch of us were out. She lost her purse and turned out to be a gigantic, feminine lesbian. Anyways, she was asking if any of us had seen her purse this one time, and my English buddy Richard messed with her and told her it was on the other side of the bar, which it wasn't, none of us had seen it. Being as drunk as she was, she managed to pick up that he was fucking with her, and got super dumb bitch about it, in the way of staring him down like a dude would to another dude if he was about to hit him, except she wasn't going to because she was just a dumb, weak lesbian. She continued to talk shit to him in an angry, slurring and nonsensical manner until she found her purse, which was right next to her.

She then stole a beer from him (Richard himself claimed the beer from the table after no one else had drank from it for a half hour) and said "i'm taking this" and he said "It's okay, you can take that as my apology for lying about your purse" (still completely fucking with her). She took it and slurred some random things and swayed back and forth, before sitting down, making the generic comments about his penis size etc. etc. before pouring an entire ashtray full of cigarettes in the beer, just to be a bitch. (this actually produced a pretty sweet bubbly chemical reaction that we admired for a few minutes).

She ended up leaving, but we saw her again tonight, and at one point we were all outside, and she was being a dumb drunk lesbian bitch to Richard again. He asked her something to the effect of "didn't you pour a bunch of cigarettes in my beer?" to which she responded something i can't remember right now because i'm drunk, but something to the effect that she mentioned that his beer was really bitter because of the cigarettes. I responded "you drank the beer??? (when it happened, it was very similar to happy gilmores "YOU EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST?!" quote, but i can't remember it right now) Anyways, she responded with "didn't you fall down earlier?" referring to another member of our group who wiped out on the floor. I said "No, that was Johnson, but I'm sure that's very embarrassing for you" and walked off.

I realize upon typing this that this doesn't sound very verbally impressive, but I can assure you IRL it was. The bitch is such a fucking dumb lesbian feminist I want to fight her. I think we should be socially acceptable to physically assault lesbian feminists. Technically, they should want that.

Dent · 11-20-2009, 06:13 PM

Just spent 4 hours with an indian work colleague bitching about muslims.
I'm gonna masturbate in an hour or so for the first time today, so I expect it to be quite the show.

Orgazmo · 11-20-2009, 06:56 PM

God damnit, Blonde. I saw you had a semi-long post in here and got excited. I do whenever anyone has a semi-long post in this thread. Unfortunately, I didn't have time to read it. Alas, I left this window open on this thread so that I could return later for the payoff.

And then I read that.

That's what I had my hopes up for.

Fuck.

Mr. Blonde · 11-20-2009, 07:54 PM

hey man. chill out.

Orgazmo · 11-20-2009, 10:20 PM

Blonde, you are a nigger.

All of you: You are a nigger.

:-D

10-18-2009, 12:07 PM	#776 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Some people just can't handle their liquor.
	#YOLO

10-22-2009, 06:02 PM	#777 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

10-29-2009, 11:02 PM	#778 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	hey guys
	#YOLO

11-08-2009, 03:38 AM	#783 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Why do you find the right slums??? I paid 20 to have a guy play Hendrix for 20 minutes. Indy is a rat hole. PS. This was 5 years ago when I left have a nice day just to get back to the hotel to talk to a slut. That fucking slut now carries my kid. Fuck OAR and that night. PSS. She wasn't a slut, but I banged her on our 2nd "date." Take it for what it is worth. She's still pretty hot, regardless.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too. Last edited by Cocktooth; 11-08-2009 at 03:40 AM.

11-08-2009, 02:16 PM	#786 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Blonde, your standards for the female gender can't really be met by anyone.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

11-08-2009, 01:10 AM	#781 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	my fucking mouse keeps freezing internmittenly. pissing me off. gogles it. nothing. Fuckthe shit.

11-08-2009, 02:22 AM	#782 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	I paid a bum 2 dollars for a joke tonight. The joke? Q: What do you call an asshole that's wrapped in plastic? A: Look at your license! it was more for the god damned delivery. "Ya, I'm a panhandler but i'ma earn your monehz". ! :-D

11-08-2009, 06:18 AM	#784 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	and she's still a slut. make sure its yours.

11-08-2009, 09:03 AM	#785 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Also she's not that hot.

11-08-2009, 09:17 PM	#787 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Okay then, post pics.

11-09-2009, 01:29 AM	#788 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	YES!
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

11-10-2009, 10:10 PM	#789 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,519 Internets: 183146	pre-preggers 1 month preggers. Cause everyone loves SSBW

11-13-2009, 05:22 PM	#790 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Went into bathroom at bar last night. Noticed that the door opens in a way that blocks one of the two urinals. So when the door shut, another urinal was revealed. I said, "oh, it's a surprise potty." Guy at the other urinal didn't chuckle which bothered me, so I had to press the issue some. "Get it? Because I didn't know it was there? So it's a surprise potty? Pretty clever, right?" I got nothing.

11-13-2009, 05:36 PM	#791 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	You should have pissed on him and said, "If you're going to act like you're not fucking there, so am I." That's definitely what I would have done in that situation.

11-13-2009, 05:51 PM	#792 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Huge LOL

11-13-2009, 08:14 PM	#793 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	you broke a cardinal man rule. I would have ignored you as well.
	#YOLO

11-20-2009, 03:24 PM	#796 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	There is a local "woman" Westerner whom I met out here at a bar a few weeks ago when a bunch of us were out. She lost her purse and turned out to be a gigantic, feminine lesbian. Anyways, she was asking if any of us had seen her purse this one time, and my English buddy Richard messed with her and told her it was on the other side of the bar, which it wasn't, none of us had seen it. Being as drunk as she was, she managed to pick up that he was fucking with her, and got super dumb bitch about it, in the way of staring him down like a dude would to another dude if he was about to hit him, except she wasn't going to because she was just a dumb, weak lesbian. She continued to talk shit to him in an angry, slurring and nonsensical manner until she found her purse, which was right next to her. She then stole a beer from him (Richard himself claimed the beer from the table after no one else had drank from it for a half hour) and said "i'm taking this" and he said "It's okay, you can take that as my apology for lying about your purse" (still completely fucking with her). She took it and slurred some random things and swayed back and forth, before sitting down, making the generic comments about his penis size etc. etc. before pouring an entire ashtray full of cigarettes in the beer, just to be a bitch. (this actually produced a pretty sweet bubbly chemical reaction that we admired for a few minutes). She ended up leaving, but we saw her again tonight, and at one point we were all outside, and she was being a dumb drunk lesbian bitch to Richard again. He asked her something to the effect of "didn't you pour a bunch of cigarettes in my beer?" to which she responded something i can't remember right now because i'm drunk, but something to the effect that she mentioned that his beer was really bitter because of the cigarettes. I responded "you drank the beer??? (when it happened, it was very similar to happy gilmores "YOU EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST?!" quote, but i can't remember it right now) Anyways, she responded with "didn't you fall down earlier?" referring to another member of our group who wiped out on the floor. I said "No, that was Johnson, but I'm sure that's very embarrassing for you" and walked off. I realize upon typing this that this doesn't sound very verbally impressive, but I can assure you IRL it was. The bitch is such a fucking dumb lesbian feminist I want to fight her. I think we should be socially acceptable to physically assault lesbian feminists. Technically, they should want that.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-20-2009, 06:13 PM	#797 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,519 Internets: 183146	Just spent 4 hours with an indian work colleague bitching about muslims. I'm gonna masturbate in an hour or so for the first time today, so I expect it to be quite the show.

11-20-2009, 06:56 PM	#798 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	God damnit, Blonde. I saw you had a semi-long post in here and got excited. I do whenever anyone has a semi-long post in this thread. Unfortunately, I didn't have time to read it. Alas, I left this window open on this thread so that I could return later for the payoff. And then I read that. That's what I had my hopes up for. Fuck.

11-20-2009, 07:54 PM	#799 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	hey man. chill out.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-20-2009, 10:20 PM	#800 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Blonde, you are a nigger. All of you: You are a nigger. :-D