Because of the wonderful glory that was ONC #6, March Madness, I've decided (with a little prodding from a few members) to reinstate the March Madness theme in contest form.

It's pretty simple. Everyone who wants to participate will join a group that I've made on espn. Everyone will fill out a bracket. The member with the most points at the end of the tournament will be given the the winner of the contest.

How do you join the group? I'll tell you.

Go here. If you don't have an account with espn...make one. After creating your account, you'll be given the option to join a group. Go ahead and do this. This is what you're looking for.

Group Name: Nubblies.net Forums
Password: sexbear

Once you're all joined up, you're good to go. Go ahead and make your entry. Give it a name that clearly identifies you as a Nubblies ID (my entry is named "Gaz's Sexpicks").

Go ahead and sign up now.

My picks are the best picks in the world. I wouldn't be surprised if I predicted the whole damn bracket dead on.

-Ugly Bastard

I know for a fact that I picked the entire bracket correctly. That'd be weird if:

a.) We both had the exact same picks

and

b.) Both picked the brackets correctly

while

c.) Being part of the same group on ESPN

In other news...

We need more people to sign up...so sign up. Assholes.

And Vol: Change your name so that people know you're VOL.

[ March 14, 2005, 01:25 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Well if you have Delaware St. going all the way, then we might indeed have identical brackets.

-Ugly Bastard

[ March 14, 2005, 02:46 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

I have a feeling that you're going to have a repeat performance from last year.

You can go fuck yourself. You can go do that right now. Fuck. FUCK YOU! I don't bring up your past. You don't bring up mine, asshole! FUCK!

-Ugly Bastard

im in it to win it boys!

I've never finished low in any bracket I've done, I don't forsee myself doing to bad in this one either.

I foresee you doing piss poor in this one.

-Ugly Bastard

If I don't win this contest, I'll saw my cock off with a rusty butterknife. That's how much confidence I have right now.

Can you folks say that same?

I'll saw my dick off with a rusty butterknife, and I'll dip my wound in gonorrhea when I'm finished. That's how much confidence I have in my picks.

-Ugly Bastard

hey guys, what the fuck is a shankbarker?

That's Gay VOL unsuccessfully trying to be Cool VOL.

-Ugly Bastard

vol, you failed.

I fixed it.

good boy, vol.

My picks are as plain as vanilla ice cream.

My picks are 100% accurate. Like the Holy Bible. ;)

-Ugly Bastard

Mine are as perfect as vanilla ice cream.

In other news: Only 9 out of 745 total members have signed up. That's 1.21% of participation. Fucking pathetic.

You don't have to take the time to sign up? Fuck you, it takes literally 2 minutes.

You don't know anything about college basketball? Fuck you, luck wins this competition 9 times out of 10. Just pick the team with the higher number beside their name.

You don't want a Golden N underneath your name? Fuck you, burn in hell.

In other other news: Shaw - You've registered but haven't yet filled out a bracket for the competition.

Registration closes on the 17th. Get your asses in gear, people.

I will be winning this contest.

Nuh uh! I'm going to win!

You have the rest of today to sign up, assholes.

Harry, Niger, Blonde, Butcher, Anky, Ninja, Underwater, Sherman, Meghan: You're all dead to me unless I see your name on the sign-up sheet by the end of the day.

goddammit. I only watch like 2 fucking sports, and basketball, football, and baseball aren't any of them.. I'll fill out random shit I guess.

I'm so proud of you right now, Blonde.

For the record: Filling out a bracket doesn't necessarily mean you have to give a shit. All it means is that you have a chance to be the next Contest Winner. You never have to open that page again for the rest of your life. I'll let you know if you win.

I'm in, butI fucked up my bracket. I'll work on it later kids.