Because of the wonderful glory that was ONC #6, March Madness, I've decided (with a little prodding from a few members) to reinstate the March Madness theme in contest form.

It's pretty simple. Everyone who wants to participate will join a group that I've made on espn. Everyone will fill out a bracket. The member with the most points at the end of the tournament will be given the the winner of the contest.

How do you join the group? I'll tell you.

Go here. If you don't have an account with espn...make one. After creating your account, you'll be given the option to join a group. Go ahead and do this. This is what you're looking for.

Group Name: Nubblies.net Forums
Password: sexbear

Once you're all joined up, you're good to go. Go ahead and make your entry. Give it a name that clearly identifies you as a Nubblies ID (my entry is named "Gaz's Sexpicks").

Go ahead and sign up now.

My picks are the best picks in the world. I wouldn't be surprised if I predicted the whole damn bracket dead on.

-Ugly Bastard

I know for a fact that I picked the entire bracket correctly. That'd be weird if:

a.) We both had the exact same picks

and

b.) Both picked the brackets correctly

while

c.) Being part of the same group on ESPN

In other news...

We need more people to sign up...so sign up. Assholes.

And Vol: Change your name so that people know you're VOL.

[ March 14, 2005, 01:25 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Well if you have Delaware St. going all the way, then we might indeed have identical brackets.

-Ugly Bastard

[ March 14, 2005, 02:46 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

I have a feeling that you're going to have a repeat performance from last year.

You can go fuck yourself. You can go do that right now. Fuck. FUCK YOU! I don't bring up your past. You don't bring up mine, asshole! FUCK!

-Ugly Bastard

im in it to win it boys!

I've never finished low in any bracket I've done, I don't forsee myself doing to bad in this one either.

I foresee you doing piss poor in this one.

-Ugly Bastard

If I don't win this contest, I'll saw my cock off with a rusty butterknife. That's how much confidence I have right now.

Can you folks say that same?

I'll saw my dick off with a rusty butterknife, and I'll dip my wound in gonorrhea when I'm finished. That's how much confidence I have in my picks.

-Ugly Bastard

hey guys, what the fuck is a shankbarker?

That's Gay VOL unsuccessfully trying to be Cool VOL.

-Ugly Bastard

vol, you failed.

I fixed it.

good boy, vol.

My picks are as plain as vanilla ice cream.

My picks are 100% accurate. Like the Holy Bible. ;)

-Ugly Bastard

Mine are as perfect as vanilla ice cream.

In other news: Only 9 out of 745 total members have signed up. That's 1.21% of participation. Fucking pathetic.

You don't have to take the time to sign up? Fuck you, it takes literally 2 minutes.

You don't know anything about college basketball? Fuck you, luck wins this competition 9 times out of 10. Just pick the team with the higher number beside their name.

You don't want a Golden N underneath your name? Fuck you, burn in hell.

In other other news: Shaw - You've registered but haven't yet filled out a bracket for the competition.

Registration closes on the 17th. Get your asses in gear, people.

I will be winning this contest.

Nuh uh! I'm going to win!

You have the rest of today to sign up, assholes.

Harry, Niger, Blonde, Butcher, Anky, Ninja, Underwater, Sherman, Meghan: You're all dead to me unless I see your name on the sign-up sheet by the end of the day.

goddammit. I only watch like 2 fucking sports, and basketball, football, and baseball aren't any of them.. I'll fill out random shit I guess.

I'm so proud of you right now, Blonde.

For the record: Filling out a bracket doesn't necessarily mean you have to give a shit. All it means is that you have a chance to be the next Contest Winner. You never have to open that page again for the rest of your life. I'll let you know if you win.

I'm in, butI fucked up my bracket. I'll work on it later kids.

Just for the record, in case anyone's forgotten: I will be winning the Contest.

-Ugly Bastard

an i'm batmans accomplice 'HOLY SPANDEX BATMAN!!"

I want to explain my ultimate plan with the March Madness contests. Last year, my goal was to get last place, or close to last place, I achieved this goal with flying colors:

http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/1081536318.JPG

Why did I do this? Let me tell you:

I knew that by getting last place, no one would give me credit for being the Bracket Genius that I am. Because of this lack-of-credit (per se), when I win this year, everyone will be so shocked, that bitches will probably suck me off just for being such a crafty son of a bitch.

Most of you are short-term thinkers with pipe dreams of winning a Golden N and moving on. I, my friends, see the big picture. I knew by taking a dive last year, that my win this year will be so much more satisfying. A good analogy of what I'm doing here would be like the pool shark who acts like he's not very good, until the big bucks come into play, then suddenly he's a God. That's all I'm doing here folks. Just playing a little bait-and-switch. Prepare to be amazed. I will have a perfect bracket this year.

-Ugly Bastard

[ March 16, 2005, 02:46 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Oh btw, I liked everyone's picks on who's going to win the championship.

Oh wait. No I didn't. BOOOORRRIIINNNGGGG! Over half the group picked Illinois or UNC. Neither of these teams will be winning the tournament though, which sucks for those people.

-Ugly Bastard

I dont know shit about College b-ball. Just this morning my boyfriend was like "i bet you dont even know what march madness is" I only knew the answer cuz of you guys.
Thanks by the way, my boyfriend was impressed.

MAGICLIT, your bracket is really funny to look at. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I like how you've got Pacific knocking off Washington. Great minds think alike.

I wouldn't hold my breath on New Mexico scoring 123 points in the championship game though. ;)

-Ugly Bastard

I know, I got a little crazy there, If they do score 123 points i bet we'd all shit a brick in disbelief

why dont any of you have a profile on ESPN? I'd like to see what everyones fav teams are & what was a great sports moment in the past 25 years.

If they play in that game, I'll bet we'd all shit a brick in disbelief.

-Ugly Bastard

Lucifer...picking the better seed for every game might not win this one...

It cracks me up that MAGICLIT's in first place. ;)

-Ugly Bastard

Props to BDH for picking the UAB and UW-M upsets correctly.

-Ugly Bastard

If she holds after tomorrow, there will be riots across America from college students.

No there won't.

-Ugly Bastard

you aint the only 1

Fuck Kansas. Fuck Syracuse. Fuck all of you too.

with 15 of 16 Sweet 16 teams left, and all elite 8 teams left, I'd be looking out for f3lix.

Lotta action. Lot of action.

-Ugly Bastard

It doesn't even matter. Duke has been so under-the-radar this year its rediculous. Duke is going to win, and so am I.

I'm going to win.

I am going to win.

Go fuck yourself. Both of you.

-Ugly Bastard

Tonight is huge for me.

If Illinois, Arizona, and Louisville all win... I should have a commanding lead..

Edit: Stab picked those as well.

[ March 24, 2005, 11:19 AM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

Too bad Oklahoma State is going to walk all over Arizona.

-Ugly Bastard