Nubblies.net Forums - Wtf Did You Google To End Up Here?  

Go Back   Nubblies.net Forums - Wtf Did You Google To End Up Here? > Archived Stuff > Hall of Fame

Notices

Reply
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Unread 04-12-2005, 12:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
Junior Member
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Fathers bedroom
Posts: 12
Internets: 19
Francis is on a distinguished road
Post

Dear diary...

As vile as I thought Felipe was, it paled in comparison to his right hand boy Pepe. The brute sauntered into my chambers with a sultry look in his eyes that I knew would be trouble. His attire was revealing, black bikini briefs. I'm no homosexual but I must admit his sun kissed skin and buldging package did have a certain allure. His hips swayed as he walked to me, brought his hand back and slapped me firmly across the cheek. I thought of father. Immediately I could feel my once soft pink cheek swelling up.

Francis: How dare you touch me! When I..

The back of his hand found my other cheek this time, and I let out a cry.

Pepe: You dont talk, because dogs dont talk do they? They bark. Let me hear you bark lil doggy.

Francis: I demand to..

His foot burried itself into my crotch and I fell. Letting out pitiful sounding yelp I curled up into a ball, wheezing and whimpering. Pepe seemed to like it. I could tell by the way he was licking his finger tips and circling them around his oversized nipples in a suggestive manner.

Pepe: Like I was saying wanker, doggies dont talk.

Next thing I knew diary he was kneeling down beside me and attaching a dog collar and leash around my swan like neck.

Pepe: There we go. Now bark for my doggy.

Francis: bark..<cough> <wheeze> bark..

Pepe: That's a good doggy.

He patted my head condescendingly and began sliding his bikini briefs down his smooth thighs to reveal grapefruit sized testicles and a massive penis. I began to think this boy should have been named Bubba, not Pepe. But then my thought was interrupted.

Pepe: Alright doggy, I'm all out of peanut butter but you're going to make pretend like a good doggy. Now listen carefuly, if you mess up I'm going to put an electric collar around your tally whacker and zap you untill you have to piss out your bum, got it? I want you to crawl behind me like a doggy and sniff at my hole, then lay with your chest to the ground but your bottom in the air. Bark twice if you understand.

Betrayal. His words burned inside me, made me hard and wet...I am so ashamed diary. I had betrayed father with my lustful mind. Pepe must have noted the sticky dripping from my penis.

Pepe: You like it dont you do..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

His girlish scream pierced the air as my dainty hand squeezed around his enormous balls. I was in a rage. All I could think about was father and my mental betrayal. Even while Pepe screamed and flailed my grip grew stronger until I felt the warm oozing of different liquids sliding down my thin arm. When I snapped out of my daze Pepe was dead, flat on his back, testicles smashed like mashed potatos and sour cream. The sight was grotesque, but I wanted to add to his shame so he felt like me, so he knew just how much I loved father! I sat on his chest and touched myself softly, thoughts of only father filling my mind until I climaxed on his face.

I whispered...
Fancis: That's for father...

I stood, and to my alarm realized Pepe had left the door to my underground dungeon open! I took the leash off my collar, but the collar itself was locked shut. I would just have to make my escape wearing it. It, and nothing else.

I ran through the open doors, and into the underground maze of the most notorious gang of school boy rejects this side of England had ever seen.

Hold on Father! I'm coming...


Beatrice says father loves me very much. That makes me happy.
Francis is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 04-12-2005, 12:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
Spice Master
 
Mr. Blonde's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 17,969
Internets: 278288
Mr. Blonde has a reputation beyond repute Mr. Blonde has a reputation beyond repute Mr. Blonde has a reputation beyond repute Mr. Blonde has a reputation beyond repute Mr. Blonde has a reputation beyond repute Mr. Blonde has a reputation beyond repute Mr. Blonde has a reputation beyond repute Mr. Blonde has a reputation beyond repute Mr. Blonde has a reputation beyond repute Mr. Blonde has a reputation beyond repute Mr. Blonde has a reputation beyond repute
Post

wow.

Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.

― Terence McKenna
Mr. Blonde is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 04-12-2005, 12:38 AM   #3 (permalink)
COME ON YOU YANKS
 
Orgazmo's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Indiana
Posts: 15,668
Internets: 305662
Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute

Send a message via ICQ to Orgazmo Send a message via AIM to Orgazmo Send a message via Yahoo to Orgazmo
Post

Is it weird that I got a boner when I read that?

<span class="spoilbear" onmouseover="this.style.color='000000'" onmouseout="this.style.color='cccccc'">Just kidding...
Orgazmo is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 04-12-2005, 12:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
Member
 

Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Not the Pearly Gates, I\'ll tell you that much.
Posts: 40
Internets: 10
Satan is on a distinguished road
Post

Hot DAMN that was some good shit.
Satan is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 04-12-2005, 12:42 AM   #5 (permalink)
Almost there...
 
Repugnant Abomination's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 5,979
Internets: 161638
Repugnant Abomination has a reputation beyond repute Repugnant Abomination has a reputation beyond repute Repugnant Abomination has a reputation beyond repute Repugnant Abomination has a reputation beyond repute Repugnant Abomination has a reputation beyond repute Repugnant Abomination has a reputation beyond repute Repugnant Abomination has a reputation beyond repute Repugnant Abomination has a reputation beyond repute Repugnant Abomination has a reputation beyond repute Repugnant Abomination has a reputation beyond repute Repugnant Abomination has a reputation beyond repute
Post

I have no words at this time to describe my feelings after reading this.

-And that's my post.
Repugnant Abomination is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 04-12-2005, 01:33 AM   #6 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Pliedes's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Puget Sound
Posts: 4,594
Internets: 1608
Pliedes has a brilliant future Pliedes has a brilliant future Pliedes has a brilliant future Pliedes has a brilliant future Pliedes has a brilliant future Pliedes has a brilliant future Pliedes has a brilliant future Pliedes has a brilliant future Pliedes has a brilliant future Pliedes has a brilliant future Pliedes has a brilliant future

Post

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that this is a trashy romance novel centered around incestual pedophilia and prepubscent sexual vice, which just happens to be written via the internet instead of in paperback form to sexually frustrated forty-something year old hags?

I didn't think so.

These are either the best posts I've ever read, or the worst. Either way, props.
Pliedes is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 04-12-2005, 01:58 AM   #7 (permalink)
We still believe.
 
Niger Angelus's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Indiana
Posts: 4,697
Internets: 216
Niger Angelus has a spectacular aura about Niger Angelus has a spectacular aura about Niger Angelus has a spectacular aura about
Send a message via Skype™ to Niger Angelus
Post

Grapefruit sized? Jeez.

I enjoy knives and fire.
Niger Angelus is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 04-12-2005, 01:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
G'd up from the feet up.
 
Ironic Mustache's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cali
Posts: 7,146
Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes
Internets: 114735
Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute
Send a message via AIM to Ironic Mustache
Post

Mattyboy old chap, cheerio. Cheeri-fucking-o.

Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.
Ironic Mustache is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 04-12-2005, 02:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 6,113
Internets: 284753
Saint DH has a reputation beyond repute Saint DH has a reputation beyond repute Saint DH has a reputation beyond repute Saint DH has a reputation beyond repute Saint DH has a reputation beyond repute Saint DH has a reputation beyond repute Saint DH has a reputation beyond repute Saint DH has a reputation beyond repute Saint DH has a reputation beyond repute Saint DH has a reputation beyond repute Saint DH has a reputation beyond repute
Post

Francis is one hell of a fucked up schoolboy.
Saint DH is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 04-12-2005, 03:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
Emperor Meow
 
THEINCREDIBLEdork's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 9,316
Internets: 284585
THEINCREDIBLEdork has a reputation beyond repute THEINCREDIBLEdork has a reputation beyond repute THEINCREDIBLEdork has a reputation beyond repute THEINCREDIBLEdork has a reputation beyond repute THEINCREDIBLEdork has a reputation beyond repute THEINCREDIBLEdork has a reputation beyond repute THEINCREDIBLEdork has a reputation beyond repute THEINCREDIBLEdork has a reputation beyond repute THEINCREDIBLEdork has a reputation beyond repute THEINCREDIBLEdork has a reputation beyond repute THEINCREDIBLEdork has a reputation beyond repute

Send a message via AIM to THEINCREDIBLEdork
Post

Isn't Gods Substitute a british schoolboy?

#YOLO
THEINCREDIBLEdork is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 04-12-2005, 03:17 PM   #11 (permalink)
G'd up from the feet up.
 
Ironic Mustache's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cali
Posts: 7,146
Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes
Internets: 114735
Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute Ironic Mustache has a reputation beyond repute
Send a message via AIM to Ironic Mustache
Post

Not to mention, he did have this to say on the subject of rape:

Quote:
Originally posted by God's Substitute:
raping is no longer a sin is it christ ?

Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.
Ironic Mustache is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 04-12-2005, 03:49 PM   #12 (permalink)
We still believe.
 
Niger Angelus's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Indiana
Posts: 4,697
Internets: 216
Niger Angelus has a spectacular aura about Niger Angelus has a spectacular aura about Niger Angelus has a spectacular aura about
Send a message via Skype™ to Niger Angelus
Post

Quote:
Originally posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork:
Isn't Gods Substitute a british schoolboy?
Yeah he is. I think.

I enjoy knives and fire.
Niger Angelus is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 04-12-2005, 08:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
MAGICLIT's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: city of sin
Posts: 2,753
Internets: 10
MAGICLIT is on a distinguished road
Send a message via Skype™ to MAGICLIT
Post

i wonder what it feels like to have nut juice dripping down your palms.....o wait a sec.........

I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.
MAGICLIT is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:59 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.3
Copyright © 2002-∞ - Nubblies.net